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It's almost hockey time! and that means it's time to put your  on the line and make some terrible bets!For example, I was a little cocky when it came to the playoffs, so I'm stuck with this beauty of a subbantar, and wrote a 5 paragraph essay and a shakespearean sonnet on how much better the habs were than the bruins. You can read it here!. I'll think up some more good ones, but for now I'll start by saying  If the Boston Bruins are not the top of the east at Christmas break time, I'll buy a forums upgrade up to 10 bux for an elected representative of the top team. Throw your toxxes on the pile! edit: from whatiswhatis posted:
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Just so happens I've been keeping track of a few off season toxxswhatis posted:The Flyers are hot loving garbage and will finish 6h or lower in their division Shyfted One posted:FAS, today I'm submitting a bit for *work stuff*. If I win the bid and get the contract signed I promise to take all of FAS to a game in the 2014-2015 season yellowcar posted:If ol Fatty [Brodeur] lands a starter position on the bulldogs, I will personally drive to every Hamilton game and heckle him. Austrian Mook posted:The New Jersey Devils will make the 2014-2015 Stanley Cup playoffs Also, it's a stretch but a false said he was getting a this image tattooed on his body at some point in the near future.  Dallas stars will make it out of the first round of the playoffs for an AV praising whatever team/payer that bounces them from the playoffs (chosed by a fan of said team)
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Oct 4, 2014 23:38
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if a false doesn't do actually do that, he's a bad person. however, he's a good person, so i have faith.
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Oct 5, 2014 01:56
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Brad Richards will finish the season with more points than MSL. If he fails to do so, I will purchase a pro-MSL/Rangers av of boxc's choice and keep it until the start of the 15-16 season.
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Oct 5, 2014 02:16
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For every point above 11 that David Clarkson scores, I will write a 100 or so word blurb on why he is more valuable than a particular Habs roster member.
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Oct 5, 2014 03:06
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I'm a terrible fan that abandons SAS during the offseason, did vjeff write his essays on all of the goaltenders who are better than jimmy howard?
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Oct 5, 2014 06:09
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HOW COULD YOU posted:I'm a terrible fan that abandons SAS during the offseason, did vjeff write his essays on all of the goaltenders who are better than jimmy howard? He has three days, then mob justice.
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Oct 5, 2014 10:09
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Furnaceface posted:Brad Richards will finish the season with more points than MSL. i accept your challenge. you can decide whether it will be pro habs or hawks. bon luck
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Oct 5, 2014 20:10
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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:if a false doesn't do actually do that, he's a bad person. however, he's a good person, so i have faith. i will, but i did not give a timeframe and that is because i'm broke. once i'm not though it's going to happen
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Oct 5, 2014 22:15
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a false posted:i will, but i did not give a timeframe and that is because i'm broke. once i'm not though it's going to happen like i said, i have faith. we shall overcome
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Oct 6, 2014 01:48
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PK Subban will be named the next captain of the Montreal Canadiens at some point before the start of the 2015-2016 season. If he is not, I will make a "why always me?" shirt in bleu-blanc-rouge and wear it to a Montreal-Boston game at the Garden.
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Oct 6, 2014 02:04
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I'll root for whatever team Jumbo and Marleau get traded to
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Oct 6, 2014 04:54
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JoelJoel posted:Also, it's a stretch but a false said he was getting a this image tattooed on his body at some point in the near future. For the record this is the sort of thing that's beyond the scope of mod enforcement.
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Oct 6, 2014 10:08
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Shyfted One posted:FAS, today I'm submitting a bit for *work stuff*. If I win the bid and get the contract signed I promise to take all of FAS to a game in the 2014-2015 season poo poo. I thought I said 2015-2016 season. Well that's going to make things interesting.
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Oct 6, 2014 11:38
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I will donate $200 to a Philadelphia charity should the Flyers beat the Rangers in the standings by the end of the regular season.
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Oct 6, 2014 12:01
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Hand Knit posted:For the record this is the sort of thing that's beyond the scope of mod enforcement. But not mob enforcement.
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Oct 6, 2014 14:29
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Aphrodite posted:But not mob enforcement. Speaking of... anyone seen vjeff? 
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Oct 6, 2014 16:12
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the Oilers are makin the play offs baby
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Oct 6, 2014 16:48
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If the Ottawa Hockey Senators make the playoffs (they will not), I will write a letter to Chris Neil thanking him for his great play and leadership this season, with all of the praise and compliments a seven year old with a pencil crayon and a questionable academic future can bring to bear.
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Oct 6, 2014 17:18
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Any time Patrick Roy snaps against a team I'll wear their jersey for a week and write a note condemning anger and violence in the sport of hockey. This will be done in crayon and feature no less than two doodles.
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Oct 6, 2014 22:13
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Shyfted One posted:poo poo. I thought I said 2015-2016 season. Well that's going to make things interesting. I don't think FAS would begrudge changing it to next season. It's the spirit of the toxx.
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Oct 7, 2014 01:46
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If Manny Malholtra: a) Scores 15 goals or more OR b) Starts 60 games or more I will change my account name to Manny Meowholtra and my AV to this: 
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Oct 7, 2014 02:22
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Two of these three teams will make the playoffs this year: Florida Panthers New York Islanders Edmonton Oilers If 2 fail to make the playoffs, I will change my av to whatever NHLSAS sees fit until at least the beginning of next season
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Oct 7, 2014 03:45
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I don't care that the odds aren't looking good this year for them, the Vancouver Canucks will reach the playoffs anyhow in 2014-15 or I will eat a hockey card of your choosing of most disappointing regular season 'Nuck player for your amusement.
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Oct 7, 2014 08:21
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Krigen posted:I don't care that the odds aren't looking good this year for them, the Vancouver Canucks will reach the playoffs anyhow in 2014-15 or I will eat a hockey card of your choosing of most disappointing regular season 'Nuck player for your amusement.  bon appetit
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Oct 7, 2014 08:32
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a false posted:
I wonder if that one is legitimately poisonous though.
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Oct 7, 2014 09:33
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Infidel Castro posted:I don't think FAS would begrudge changing it to next season. It's the spirit of the toxx. Yeah, I certainly wouldn't mind waiting another season if it meant going to a free Flyers game. Particularly since Philly is a long drive from here in the mountains of New England, I'd need to plan quite a bit in advance.
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Oct 7, 2014 13:20
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LumpyGumby posted:Any time Patrick Roy snaps against a team I'll wear their jersey for a week and write a note condemning anger and violence in the sport of hockey. This will be done in crayon and feature no less than two doodles. This needs "snaps" more tightly defined. PK loving SUBBAN posted:If Manny Malholtra: And this is awesome.
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Oct 7, 2014 16:44
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a false posted:
Are jersey/goalie stick cards fair game? e: Krigen posted:I wonder if that one is legitimately poisonous though. That Mark card is just a poisonous as Lays chips. Though in this case I bet you probably can eat just one. vvv- sufficient proof for me. Cocaine Bear fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Oct 7, 2014 |
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Oct 7, 2014 18:09
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JoelJoel posted:Are jersey/goalie stick cards fair game? And post the empty crumpled card packet as proof.
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Oct 7, 2014 18:10
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Infidel Castro posted:I don't think FAS would begrudge changing it to next season. It's the spirit of the toxx. Thanks FAS for being reasonable! The  wouldn't kick in until near the end of the season or maybe not even before the Flyers are out of the playoffs in 2014-2015. Plus, I'll hopefully be engaged and getting married next year and organizing a game will be the last thing on my mind.
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Oct 7, 2014 19:54
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Stickarts posted:This needs "snaps" more tightly defined. Yelling at a ref or player wouldn't count. Throwing something, attempted assault, yelling at the coach like with Boudreau last year all would count. If need be we can have Hand-Knit judge.
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Oct 8, 2014 03:22
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LumpyGumby posted:Yelling at a ref or player wouldn't count. Throwing something, attempted assault, yelling at the coach like with Boudreau last year all would count. How about trying to break in to the opposing team's locker room during intermission to start a fight? Uh, no reason for me to ask this specific question, of course. Edit: For my , let's keep it simple - 'Nucks make the playoffs or I get an AV from a fan of the team that wins the West and keep it until training camp starts. Unless it's Anaheim, because I'm not getting a FCP AV again. In that case I'll get a Ducks pennant or shirt and hang it up in my house.
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Oct 8, 2014 04:11
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For years and years, me getting a cherry slush drink at the Joe Louis Arena has directly led to a Red Wings goal. The lucky goal slush has worked for over 20 years, and has better fancystats than any non-All Star Red Wing. The lucky goal slush has worked every time, at every game I'm at the Joe. I'll be at just about every Red Wings home game this season, and will get a white Red Wings jersey of whichever Wing has the highest number of slush goals at the end of the season. Gustav Nyquist's GWG was the slush goal from last night's home opener, he is currently in the lead.
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Oct 10, 2014 22:11
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AsInHowe posted:For years and years, me getting a cherry slush drink at the Joe Louis Arena has directly led to a Red Wings goal. The lucky goal slush has worked for over 20 years, and has better fancystats than any non-All Star Red Wing. The lucky goal slush has worked every time, at every game I'm at the Joe. you've finally found a way for me to root for the red wings: giving you diabetes
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Oct 11, 2014 03:13
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My bet. If the sens do not make the playoffs I will buy an embarrasing avatar of the sens captain or coach revolving door.
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Oct 11, 2014 22:14
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If: - The Habs win the Atlantic, or - The Habs again eliminate the Bruins from the playoffs, I will not only buy a Carey Price jersey, but I will wear it in a public place in the Boston area during the following offseason and produce photographic evidence.
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Oct 11, 2014 23:58
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fits still needs his Vladdy Tarasenko av from last season's toxx.
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Oct 12, 2014 00:08
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Serisothikos posted:If: We don't need photos, the blood stains should be proof enough.
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Gustav Nyquist will score 30 goals this season. Do I make an avatar bet? Or do I follow in VJeff, RWAS tradition and offer to write an insane amount of essays detailing the exploits of everyone who outscores Gus if he doesn't hit 30?
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