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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Since everyone has been clamoring for a War and Peace thread, I thought I'd make one up.

War and Peace, at it's core, is a story about a man and his dog. Additionally, it's a story about men and war and loving vapid bitches and the human condition.

Controversially, :siren: Napoleon did nothing wrong :siren: and was actually a pretty cool dude that even the Russian cool dude character in the book looked up to.

Share your thoughts about War and Peace!

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brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
I like when Pytr got in trouble for tying a bear to a policeman.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
First, Josephine or Marie Louise, which one is hottehhhhhhh just kidding, of course it's the sexy kleptomaniac not even a competition

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
i remember there were a lot of names to keep track of and they all sounded the same

thats about it

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
I liked it when Myshkin killed the granny

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

you know what's longer (and better) than War and Peace?

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
the op's cuckhole?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Napoleon was Hitler?

Yet another reason to like him.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Pretty sure he had a Napoleon complex

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
oh sure, you start a war and peace thread and don't deliver war and peace and everything is fine. but i start a war and peace thread and post war and peace and get probated.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

No More Heroes posted:

Pretty sure he had a Napoleon complex

named for famous anthropologist Napoleon Chagnon

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

The Droid posted:

you know what's longer (and better) than War and Peace?

The Bible?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
As far as bloated books around the Naopeolonic Wars go, I was partial to Les Miserables. War and Peace was OK though, its 1400 pages or so, but only "seems" like 1200-1300 imho.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Sklyansky posted:

As far as bloated books around the Naopeolonic Wars go, I was partial to Les Miserables. War and Peace was OK though, its 1400 pages or so, but only "seems" like 1200-1300 imho.

The 25-page rants about Tolstoy's family doctor really make the pages fly past.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I will Never Read Another Book From Before The Twentieth Century Including War And Peace.

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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
No the controversial part about war and peace and Napoleon is that :siren: he did nothing at all :siren:

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