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DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
isis beheading jokes are so much more relevant

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kliksf
Jan 1, 2003
drat girl you must be the twin towers cuz I'm still mad about that time you went down on all those firefighters

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

there's no reason we can't have both op. what is this communist china?

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what's a very funny event that happened and rhymes with oh thank heaven

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008
im not sure whether this is the right place to say this, but I wish 9/11 didn't happen

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Christmas Miracle posted:

there's no reason we can't have both op. what is this communist china?
guess steven sotloff will never:
[x]get a head in life
[x]be the head of a major corporation
[x]drink regular over decapitated
[x]be headstrong

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
for every 37 children an american satellite drops a bomb on, ISIS is cutting off a white man's head

just despicable. such monsters.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



a second donut has hit my mouth

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
why was 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 planned 9/11

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
why did the chicken cross the road?

allahu akbar

Vacation Tenzin
Jan 23, 2005

I'M TOTALLY CALM AND RELAXED.
So an American journalist walks into a machete allahu akbar

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
UGH ISIS cut off another man's head!! what's wrong with those sick monsters!!!!


*country butchers 1,500,000 civilians. no one cares*

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013
Knock knock


Who's there?


Iraq.


Iraq who?


Iraq your towers down!

Screaming Hand
Jul 30, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPNK0VspQ0M

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014
Thread rated 9 out of 11

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

you irl posted:

why was 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 planned 9/11

No see this is wrong. 6 is afraid of 7 because 789. It's 5 that is afraid of 7 because of 9/11.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

kliksf posted:

drat girl you must be the twin towers cuz I'm still mad about that time you went down on all those firefighters

goldmine

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




kliksf posted:

drat girl you must be the twin towers cuz I'm still mad about that time you went down on all those firefighters

:vince:

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

someone already made that exact joke in the iggy azalea thread. this fucker plagiarized it and should be ashamed

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
would you say... we forgot?

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

someone already made that exact joke in the iggy azalea thread. this fucker plagiarized it and should be ashamed

oh my bad




































gold mine

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

ISIS!

ISIS who?

ISIS gonna cut off your head!


:rimshot:

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
A ISIS terrorist walks into a bar. Bartender says "What'll it be, pal?" The terrorist says "Gimme a draft beer, no head."

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Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

kliksf posted:

drat girl you must be the twin towers cuz I'm still mad about that time you went down on all those firefighters

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

No. 6 posted:

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

ISIS!

ISIS who?

ISIS gonna cut off your head!


:rimshot:

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
remember remember the 11th of september
mods knew of this treason and plot
i know of no reason
why the fact that im gay
should ever be forgot

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

A western journalist goes into an ISIS barber and says "just a little off the top please."

Norbert
Feb 2, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rPCTY-xUEI&t=3841s

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
knock knock
who's there
inside
inside who
inside job

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

No. 6 posted:

A western journalist goes into an ISIS barber and says "just a little off the top please."

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

No. 6 posted:

A western journalist goes into an ISIS barber and says "just a little off the top please."

lol

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
NEVER FORGET!!!

Cheech Marinade
Apr 17, 2002
Let's get off of 911 jokes, because I just got off on yours!

Chupe Raho Aurat
Jun 22, 2011

by Lowtax
A pizza delivery man Knocks on the front door of the tower and asks "Who ordered the jumbo"

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Chupe Raho Aurat posted:

A pizza delivery man Knocks on the front door of the tower and asks "Who ordered the jumbo"

Jet's did 9/11

huge pile of hamburger
Nov 4, 2009
911 was an inside job

iceslice
May 20, 2005

Excelzior posted:

Jet's did 9/11

If you keep making jokes I'm going to lose my mind.

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

watwat posted:

911 was an inside job

yes the plane went inside the building

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Worth it for that joke. Also I'd be super anxious to smoke a bunch of weed on stage and then perform, God bless those fools

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iNFUSiON
May 1, 2005
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
~ Robert A. Heinlein

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

A ISIS terrorist walks into a bar. Bartender says "What'll it be, pal?" The terrorist says "Gimme a draft beer, no head."

I laughed.

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