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thread delivers
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Oct 5, 2014 08:32
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they should've made a movie about this
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Oct 5, 2014 08:40
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I bet that kind of pipe arrangement wastes a lot of water. Also, is that another Segway handle in the lower left? How many people do this?
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Oct 5, 2014 08:42
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genesplicer posted:I bet that kind of pipe arrangement wastes a lot of water. I don't want to get piss all over my new sneakers
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Oct 5, 2014 08:48
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genesplicer posted:I bet that kind of pipe arrangement wastes a lot of water. people who dont want to get their segways stolen while pissing
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Oct 5, 2014 08:48
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I bet he leaned back and made the segway go all around as he peed over everything.
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Oct 5, 2014 08:50
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i encountered the woz on a segway at a maker faire no joke
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Oct 5, 2014 08:53
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ahahahhaa
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Oct 5, 2014 08:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_NqDdvpWk
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Oct 5, 2014 08:58
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If i was him i would have moved one urinal down so i could stare at the poster as i pee
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Oct 5, 2014 09:08
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really the best part is the fellow segway enthusiast waiting his turn
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Oct 5, 2014 09:09
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owns. stevewoz: still better than stevejobs
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Oct 5, 2014 09:11
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i'm disappointed that he's stationary, and not peeing in a trough while riding.
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Oct 5, 2014 09:12
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hey a man's gotta pee its a biological function
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Oct 5, 2014 09:14
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More like Steve Wizniak.
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Oct 5, 2014 09:22
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im the jean jacket-wearing other segway rider directly watching the Woz take a piss
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Oct 5, 2014 09:26
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i've never seen a segway irl, but apparently there are places where two segway users happen to use the same bathroom at once i never wanna go to those places
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Oct 5, 2014 10:02
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i like very naice
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Oct 5, 2014 10:04
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:i've never seen a segway irl, but apparently there are places where two segway users happen to use the same bathroom at once piss on the segway also they must drive through mud and poo poo ewww
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Oct 5, 2014 10:04
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!read my above post in a borta voice for an extra giggle!
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Oct 5, 2014 10:05
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lonesomedwarf posted:!read my above post in a borta voice for an extra giggle! bucking for goofball status I like it
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Oct 5, 2014 10:07
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"Did you say something?"
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Oct 5, 2014 10:26
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:i've never seen a segway irl, but apparently there are places where two segway users happen to use the same bathroom at once I've seen them once. There's a mall in Charlotte, NC where the security rides around on them. They look as dumb as you think.
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Oct 5, 2014 11:13
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Can't Poz the Woz.
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Oct 5, 2014 11:23
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If this were just some average techie I'd hate him for regularly wasting more money than I'll ever see in my life, but I just can't bring myself to hate Woz. 
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Oct 5, 2014 11:23
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Unguided posted:If this were just some average techie I'd hate him for regularly wasting more money than I'll ever see in my life, but I just can't bring myself to hate Woz. He actually earned it and didn't actively try to screw over any person he possibly could in some futile attempt to hoard as much money as humanly possible. Not like that turtle neck wearing jackoff that exploited the work of others and contributed nothing just to amass a huge fortune only to die painfully due to his own stupidity, hated by anyone who was paying attention. The Woz deserves his happiness.
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Oct 5, 2014 11:28
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tbf steve was probably loved by more people than hated him
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Oct 5, 2014 12:07
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i love steve jobs even though he was an rear end in a top hat and woz is kind of a weird nerd. but in a lovable way
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Oct 5, 2014 12:09
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just thini with all that mon ey woz has he can buy custom made animepillows w/ a special madehole forthe fleshlight
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Oct 5, 2014 12:14
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woz supremacy
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Oct 5, 2014 13:46
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imagine 2 guys goin c2c and both are on segways smashin into each other
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Oct 5, 2014 13:53
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Kyrie eleison posted:i encountered the woz on a segway at a maker faire no joke I sold Woz a book at Waldenbooks in the Chapel Square Mall in New Haven CT in 1987. I recognized his name when he handed me his credit card and I was all like "Wow! Apple guy! One of the Apple guys, I mean!" and Woz chuckled and said "Yeah, I'm the one who got out, with the money."
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Oct 5, 2014 14:12
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He was probably outside the restroom with it and was all "I really have to pee but I don't want to leave my Segway outside someone will steal it" and he couldn't get anyone to look after it. It's really a gripping tale I was serious when I said that this should've been the movie they made instead of that Ashton one.
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Oct 5, 2014 14:13
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:He was probably outside the restroom with it and was all "I really have to pee but I don't want to leave my Segway outside someone will steal it" and he couldn't get anyone to look after it. It's really a gripping tale I was serious when I said that this should've been the movie they made instead of that Ashton one. why not pee while doing donuts on the segway
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Oct 5, 2014 14:17
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:He was probably outside the restroom with it and was all "I really have to pee but I don't want to leave my Segway outside someone will steal it" and he couldn't get anyone to look after it. It's really a gripping tale I was serious when I said that this should've been the movie they made instead of that Ashton one. whyd the other guy with a segway follow him in though except unless it was for the reasons i said above
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Oct 5, 2014 14:18
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if you have a segway and you drive/ride whatever it through an area with a lot of people on segways do they end up following you or is it just is the wozniak guy does it
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Oct 5, 2014 14:19
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Voted 5. I see Segway tours all over my city and I have never once stopped to think about pissing from one.
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Oct 5, 2014 14:23
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a tour of a segway seems like it would be pretty short but i guess tourists will pay for anything
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Oct 5, 2014 14:25
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Woz my piss hole
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