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Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
For the first time ever, I just stumbled upon a live journal with unironic uses of trigger warnings and gender terminology. I was so surprised that I had to hit the urban dictionary up for confirmation. I feel outraged and a little dead inside knowing that users are getting censored for writing about things like rape scenes in movies and riding elevators.



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:nws: Elusive Female Goatse :nws:

Chris Awful fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Oct 5, 2014

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
trigger warning: fem goatse ectoplasm

Tamerlame
Oct 20, 2012

What's the green stuff?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

why is the female goatse worse than the male one

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

lullelulle posted:

What's the green stuff?


hint: surface area of a sphere

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

lonesomedwarf posted:

hint: surface area of a sphere

still not seeing it

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

lullelulle posted:

What's the green stuff?

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

lullelulle posted:

What's the green stuff?

Looks like snot.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I did not like that picture, OP.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Inevitable posted:

I did not like that picture, OP.

Your own fault for clicking a trigger link.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

trigger warning is a real thing op, its about PTSD, so its often used in reference to soldiers and rape victims

of course tumblrs think/pretend that the time someone cut them in line at the grocery store is so scarring that they can't stand the sight of plastic bags so everyone just thinks its a fake term

Three Cookies
Apr 9, 2010

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

Female goatse could be better, she's not trying hard enough.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky, the goatse family

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

lullelulle posted:

What's the green stuff?

Surge. It's back!

CruJones
Feb 22, 2006

by Lowtax
goatshe

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



im gay now

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Nice ring

Neumonic
Sep 25, 2003

This is my serious face.
A wide-open beaver was a photograph of a woman not wearing underpants, and with her legs far apart, so that the mouth of her vagina could be seen. The expression was first used by news photographers, who often got to see up women’s skirts at accidents and sporting events and from underneath fire escapes and so on. They needed a code word to yell to other newsmen and friendly policemen and firemen and so on, to let them know what could be seen, in case they wanted to see it. The word was this: “Beaver!”
A beaver was actually a large rodent. It loved water, so it built dams.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
i did not click the picture i have not seen the thing

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

lullelulle posted:

What's the green stuff?

jesus loving christ dude lol

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Neumonic posted:

A beaver was actually a large rodent. It loved water, so it built dams.

It looked like this:


The sort of beaver which excited news photographers so much looked like this:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I think she misplaced her Nickelodeon gak.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet


Ring is on the correct finger, zebra bedspread takes away from it,

9/10

Idiootti
Apr 11, 2012
trigger warning (for this thread): op is a dumb idiot retard that doesn't understand the importance of trigger warnings!

memento mori
May 4, 2008
Thread was worth it for the female goatse

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
heres you're trigger warning:

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

trigger warning *shoots u*

Tokit
Dec 16, 2004

I was doing the composing.

lullelulle posted:

What's the green stuff?

Ulillillia

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

What really?

Galadriel who sits in her treehouse and can't actually help the heroes in any significant way?

Arwen whose only role in the books was pretty much to give up her immortality for a man?

Telling us these characters are powerful means nothing if they don't actually do anything with the power.

Tolkien also did not invent the concept of a disobedient female warrior. For example, the legend of Mulan dates back to centuries ago, and that was far from the first as well.

Also, excluding women from the orcs and indeed from all the villains isn't really a point in his favor.

I enjoy the Lord of the Rings but it's gotta be one of the most dude-heavy things to ever dude.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

Don Tacorleone posted:

What really?

Galadriel who sits in her treehouse and can't actually help the heroes in any significant way?

Arwen whose only role in the books was pretty much to give up her immortality for a man?

Telling us these characters are powerful means nothing if they don't actually do anything with the power.

Tolkien also did not invent the concept of a disobedient female warrior. For example, the legend of Mulan dates back to centuries ago, and that was far from the first as well.

Also, excluding women from the orcs and indeed from all the villains isn't really a point in his favor.

I enjoy the Lord of the Rings but it's gotta be one of the most dude-heavy things to ever dude.

The elusive female goatse.

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.



Vaginal gape, not anal gape
Also green goop

3/10

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
no really can someone tell us what that stuff is

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Wow because of the green goop female goatse is far more disgusting than classic goatse.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Drunk & Ugly posted:

no really can someone tell us what that stuff is

it's probably piss

god bless

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Idiootti posted:

trigger warning (for this thread): op is a dumb idiot retard that doesn't understand the importance of trigger warnings!

Trigger Warning: OP needs a trigger warning for trigger warnings.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Xachariah
Jul 26, 2004

Drunk & Ugly posted:

no really can someone tell us what that stuff is

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_mucus

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
pussy sweat puddle




also lol not vagina mucus unless she has a life threatening infection. it's really probably piss

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the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
guys doing stuff with their butts is funny, that's the difference

not that i have ever laughed at the goatseman, i am just saying..

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