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Trixie Hardcore posted:If there is a porn parody of this someone please link it. Please. google japan
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thanks to being on the internet for 15 years i have insane brain problems wherein a man stretching his anus to reveal his rectum fills me with feelings of warm familiarity but this woman's goopy vag makes me want to throw up.
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Neumonic posted:A wide-open beaver was a photograph of a woman not wearing underpants, and with her legs far apart, so that the mouth of her vagina could be seen. The expression was first used by news photographers, who often got to see up women’s skirts at accidents and sporting events and from underneath fire escapes and so on. They needed a code word to yell to other newsmen and friendly policemen and firemen and so on, to let them know what could be seen, in case they wanted to see it. The word was this: “Beaver!” I read The World According To Garp, and there was something very similar to that in there. Wet, split, beavers. A guy dies of a heart attack whilst looking at wet, split, beavers, and they have to clean it up before the family finds out. Wet, split, beavers.
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Maybe she was sending that picture to her doctor
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logical phalluses posted:thanks to being on the internet for 15 years i have insane brain problems wherein a man stretching his anus to reveal his rectum fills me with feelings of warm familiarity but this woman's goopy vag makes me want to throw up. Well poo poo dude I'm not surprised. Goatse man has a very healthy anus while that girl has some kinda green slime infection thing going on. healthy stretched anus versus diseased stretched vagina, its no contest really
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CountButtula posted:female ejaculate isn't piss, one day goons will have sex with a woman and understand this lmbo female ejaculate is totally different from pussy cream/mucus/butter you poor virgin human being and why would it be in her pussy hocum comes out the urethra that makes less since than someone peeing in her puss people pee in the puss it happens it might be infected mucus but people definitely piss in the puss
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Stoic Commie posted:lmbo female ejaculate is totally different from pussy cream/mucus/butter you poor virgin human being you were the one who thought she had urine in her vagina.
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Stoic Commie posted:lmbo female ejaculate is totally different from pussy cream/mucus/butter you poor virgin human being different bc those things exist irl
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Tautologicus posted:you were the one who thought she had urine in her vagina. yeah that would be nuts especially round here
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Stoic Commie posted:yeah that would be nuts especially round here girls pee out of their butts.
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Tautologicus posted:girls pee out of their butts. whoa need a trigger warning on these worldview disrupting spoilers
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Tautologicus posted:girls pee out of their front butts. FTFY
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you irl posted:whoa need a trigger warning on these worldview disrupting spoilers  Childhood Innocence WarningSanta Claus, Easter Bunny, and Tooth Fairy are a lie.
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NoWake posted:FTFY i heard an australian girl call it her "frontass" before. catchy and rolls off the tongue, but a little bit classless..still, had never heard that one. getting the sense that australian girls are ok with being a little rougher around the edges than most.
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^^ She didn't call it a oval office? Not Australian Childhood Innocence Warning Jar Jar Binks is canon and the EU isn't.
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Teh Trigger warnings 
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yeah but i have no prob eating the cheese out of a front butt so it certainly lacks some similaritiezs im no leslie
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laffo at op not knowing what censorship is
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Zzulu posted:Do you think Superman ever accidentally killed a few women because he thrusted his penis into them too hard and they just exploded Author Larry Niven addressed this issue in 1971. The article was titled "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex".
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Pomp posted:laffo at op not knowing what censorship is Some of us goons are naive. Check your privilege wiseass scum .
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You better pray When you see me put that nine up in that pussy, ho Cock it back slow Rock it back and forth, wait for the nut, then let my trigger go BOOM! Pussy-guts all over the room If you ain't seen it Then you're fiendin' For the meanin' Of that nina of doom.
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Hey guys, Great thread, sorry can't read the whole thing but I just have one quick question to anyone who's been here since the ground floor: has the mystery of the green thing been solved? If so, could you let me know what it is ? Thanks in advance.
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jesus h christ
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I did not enjoy the picture op
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IIRC goatse has the span to accomodate a cold 40 oz beer bottle so this amateur has to gtfo
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veilo posted:Hey guys, its me
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veilo posted:Hey guys, Ecto-Cooler.
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Stoic Commie posted:lmbo female ejaculate is totally different from pussy cream/mucus/butter you poor virgin human being it's a totally normal vagina you guys are just pornsick also "Stoic Commie" I do not believe you have had sex, please detail your sexual resume CountButtula fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Oct 6, 2014 |
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CountButtula posted:it's a totally normal vagina you guys are just pornsick i dont thinkg the first line is accurate
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CountButtula posted:it's a totally normal vagina you guys are just pornsick idk man I've seen and interacted with a lot of vaginas and have never seen any green fluids in or around them
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CountButtula posted:it's a totally normal vagina you guys are just pornsick it's not normal to have the secret of the ooze in your cooter
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That's probably like chlamydia or something
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i didnt htink you could see chlamydia its like seeing ebola. 
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Did we ever figure out what the poo poo that looks like Nickelodeon slime was in her gape?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgST63f6x88
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genesplicer posted:Author Larry Niven addressed this issue in 1971. The article was titled "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex". It's nice to know that, before the internet as we know it was in existence, people were writing insane overly analytical nonsense about characters from popular culture having sex. quote:Consider: these sperm are virtually indestructible. Within days or weeks they will die for lack of nourishment. Meanwhile they cannot be affected by heat, cold, vacuum, toxins, or anything short of green kryptonite. (*And other forms of kryptonite. For instance, there are chunks of red kryptonite that make giants of kryptonians. Imagine ten million earthworm size spermatozoa swarming over a Metropolis beach, diving to fertilize the beach balls... but I digress.*) There they are, minuscule but dangerous; for each has supernormal powers.
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