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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

rotor posted:

the bubble is great, how else would I make all this money for being a retard

easy

alcohol sells itself and the bay area is filled with young undersexed white dudes that like anime

so just open a bar with wall scrolls everywhere

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

easy

alcohol sells itself and the bay area is filled with young undersexed white dudes that like anime

so just open a bar with wall scrolls everywhere

or! I could sit on my rear end and say things like "implement best practices," "restful architecture," and "let's offline this until the retrospective" and get paid way more than I would selling booze to dorks

nightbae smokewheat
Feb 11, 2011

rotor posted:

I wish we DID have a tech bubble thread, op. I really do.

this is the new tech bubble thread :fyadride:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

wheatbay daynight posted:

this is the new tech bubble thread :fyadride:

so let it be written; so let it be done

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
no sports, no cremnob.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i have heard that google engineers, despite their pop culture reputation as some kind of super geniuses, are in fact no better than any other engineers and frequently are worse

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Sagebrush posted:

i have heard that google engineers, despite their pop culture reputation as some kind of super geniuses, are in fact no better than any other engineers and frequently are worse

Interesting

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Sagebrush posted:

i have heard that google engineers, despite their pop culture reputation as some kind of super geniuses, are in fact no better than any other engineers and frequently are worse

I can confirm this. also hilariously and undeservedly arrogant.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Sagebrush posted:

i have heard that google engineers, despite their pop culture reputation as some kind of super geniuses, are in fact no better than any other engineers and frequently are worse

i've heard similar things about stanford grads, op

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


carry on then posted:

i've heard similar things about stanford grads, op

Standford is okay, but it's no Penn State.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

rotor posted:

no sports, no cremnob.

what about transmissions

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

ayn rand hand job posted:

what about transmissions

case by case basis

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

what's this about rotor closing the tech bubble thread???

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

I've had a really busy weekend.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Werthog 95 posted:

I've had a really busy weekend.

Yeah, I bet you did pal.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

oh right now I remember everybody was talking about everythingg but the tech bubble in te tech bubble thread. I am glad that it was closed.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Werthog 95 posted:

what's this about rotor closing the tech bubble thread???

people started talking about BASEBALL

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Citizen Tayne posted:

Yeah, I bet you did pal.

look, all these brothers aren't going to smash themselves.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

E: i should have read page 2

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
I wanna see some long form journalism about the sv ballpit installation and servicing industry tia

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i'm attending a luncheon about the current state of the new levi's stadium later this month with the architects and engineers who designed it

if y'all have any ideas about impertinent questions to ask i would be happy to bring them up during it

since they're engineers how worried about their liability are they given that people have died?

will new rings be made out of pieces of the Levi's stadium?

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

rotor posted:

so let it be written; so let it be done

Sorry pal I already photoshopped Tori's face onto Ramses II. You can be Moses I guess though

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
this tech bubble thread is having some difficulty gaining traction on the important tech bubble events of the day

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i don't think there's any tech bubble news tonight b/c is't the weekend so all the googlers and facebookers are out getting smashed off their rear end / getting glass smashed off their face / getting booked for getting smashed / etc

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
i was up north felling trees and pulling stumps and hauling water what did you guys do to the tech thread?

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

rotor posted:

no sports, no cremnob.

so aroused right now

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

VLADIMIR GLUTEN posted:

i was up north felling trees and pulling stumps and hauling water what did you guys do to the tech thread?

man that owns

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Citizen Tayne posted:

Standford is okay, but it's no Penn State.

but you repeat yourself rofl

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

rotor posted:

man that owns

yeah it was incredibly awesome, really not happy to back in the world of computers

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

transmissions built in Pittsburgh are for fat people who like baseball.

Palm.

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn

Luigi Thirty posted:

transmissions built in Pittsburgh are for fat people who like baseball.

Palm.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

should i really start worrying about having enough money to die with right now?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




how much does a basic funeral cost? have you considered funeral insurance?

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

BONGHITZ posted:

should i really start worrying about having enough money to die with right now?

keeping the fact of your impending death close to you, thinking about it often, helps you focus on the things in life that you really care about. You will die. You just don't know when. Could be 40 years from now, might be tomorrow. Keep that thought close, and think about what you should do.

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Aug 15, 2004

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rotor posted:

keeping the fact of your impending death close to you, thinking about it often, helps you focus on the things in life that you really care about. You will die. You just don't know when. Could be 40 years from now, might be tomorrow. Keep that thought close, and think about what you should do.

something something just get it over with already

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

rotor posted:

no cremnob.

:toot:

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
> no cremnob.

agreein w/dis

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
so, who's into baseball?

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




prefect posted:

so, who's into baseball?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3669921&perpage=40

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