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Angular Landbury: Oct 24, 2011; MAGGLE.

The lunatic receding hairline.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:11

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:56

savinhill: Mar 28, 2010

Huh, that was a really underplayed "Straight to hell" from Steph, going for some subtlety in her promoes now

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:11

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Welp. They did it, they've set themselves up where they can either put Ambrose over huge or ruin him forever.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:11

DogsInSpace!: Sep 11, 2001; Fun Shoe

This is amazing.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Ambrose got his revenge and now Cena can get his in the Cell.

What? Seriously don't even joke. Don't. :cry:

Action Shakespeare posted:

DIRTY DEEDS CENA PLEASE

YES! YES! YES! YES!

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:11

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

Well, guess the stupid toxx I made two weeks ago will come into play.

If Ambrose has a convincing victory* over John Cena at Hell in the Cell without turning heel, I will score every Raw and PPV from the post HitC Raw until TLC 2014 with the Paragon Wrestling points system. :toxx:

_{*Convincing victory means that it doesn't have to be 100% clean but a DQ finish or Ambrose only winning because Rusev or someone else attacking Cena doesn't count.}

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:12

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

oatgan posted:

hows your new move

I mean better for when its done on larger wrestlers since they can't really sell Dirty Deeds well at all like Kane

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:12

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Weird, I guess the double underhook ddt is Ambrose's finisher now. He finished Kane with it at the Toronto house show on Friday as well.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:12

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

achillesforever6 posted:

I mean better for when its done on larger wrestlers since they can't really sell Dirty Deeds well at all like Kane

But Dirty Deeds was The Best Name :smith:

Also Ambrose is going over.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:13

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Pariah Rex posted:

Welp. They did it, they've set themselves up where they can either put Ambrose over huge or ruin him forever.

No it wouldn't ruin him forever, stop being overdramatic man and let's just see what happens

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:13

Food Court Druid: Jul 17, 2007; Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

The blood feud has now become a ketchup feud.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:13

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I wish JR was there to commentate Ambrose stealing a hotdog stand. He would have went nuts for that.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:13

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

achillesforever6 posted:

No it wouldn't ruin him forever, stop being overdramatic man and let's just see what happens

You're right it would certainly do him wonders to lose to Cena then have Cena win his feud for him.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:14

Eat My Fuc: May 29, 2007

Le Saboteur posted:

Weird, I guess the double underhook ddt is Ambrose's finisher now. He finished Kane with it at the Toronto house show on Friday as well.

It's way better than the dirty deeds and also he does it really loving well.

Then again Cena is great at selling the impact of a move, I mean no one has sold the Knee+ as good as him yet.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:14

savinhill: Mar 28, 2010

Thauros posted:

Well, guess the stupid toxx I made two weeks ago will come into play.

If Ambrose has a convincing victory* over John Cena at Hell in the Cell without turning heel, I will score every Raw and PPV from the post HitC Raw until TLC 2014 with the Paragon Wrestling points system.

_{*Convincing victory means that it doesn't have to be 100% clean but a DQ finish or Ambrose only winning because Rusev or someone else attacking Cena doesn't count.}

Score them with synth music instead and it will be the best toxx ever

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:14

savinhill: Mar 28, 2010

Rhonne posted:

I wish JR was there to commentate Ambrose stealing a hotdog stand. He would have went nuts for that.

He could have worked some BBQ plugs into his commentary too

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:16

DogsInSpace!: Sep 11, 2001; Fun Shoe

savinhill posted:

He could have worked some BBQ plugs into his commentary too

Also hat size and the word slobberknocker.
edit: I really can't see Ambrose without thinking of JR shouting "Ambrose - BAH GAWD - AMBROSE!"

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:17

Borrowed Ladder: May 4, 2007; monarch of the sleeping marches

I don't love a double arm DDT but it's a nice homage to Foley.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:18

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Edge and Christian are killing it rn

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:20

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

NickRoweFillea posted:

Edge and Christian are killing it rn

That thing's gonna be archived, right? Can't watch it atm.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:21

Sigma: Aug 24, 2003; ...; Grimey Drawer

NickRoweFillea posted:

Edge and Christian are killing it rn

ROLL IT

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:22

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

NickRoweFillea posted:

Edge and Christian are killing it rn

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:23

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

VINTAGE Michael Cole!

Man that goatee was bad.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:26

Speedboat Jones: Dec 28, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Edge and Christian are the best.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:33

DogsInSpace!: Sep 11, 2001; Fun Shoe

Speedboat Jones posted:

Edge and Christian are the best.

This is one of the greatest truths around. Well... maybe adding they reek of awesomeness for perfect accuracy. They are super cool in real life too if you ever bump into them.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:35

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Speedboat Jones posted:

Edge and Christian are the best.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:35

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Would be kinda cool (you know what I mean) if two injured best friends E&C both end up finishing their in-ring career but continue on with a recurring show on the Network

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:37

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Oh my god puppet Edge!

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:39

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:56

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

SUPER PORKY AND HIS HAM!

# ? Oct 7, 2014 04:47

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