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Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

crazycarl posted:

Is it a sale if you don't sell it

EVERYTHING MUST GO!

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:02

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:22

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Why would the Authority let the truck monkeys make a promo showing how their golden boy got embarrassed?

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:03

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

He's so drat wet.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:04

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I'll never get tired of Ambrose casually sneaking up on Seth.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:06

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I love the Ambrose/Rollins feud and all, but I'm getting a little tired of Cena, Dean, Kane, and Orton fighting each other every show.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:11

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Then.

Now.

Forever.

Nice to know King always had awful fashion sense.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:16

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Writer Cath posted:

Yes, oftentimes when a wrestler refuses to relinquish a submission hold or back away when his opponent is in the corner, it can lead to a DQ.

During the tag match on Smackdown, Kane got DQ'd for running in to break up the pin like all tag teams do. The ref didn't even count to 5.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:17

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

If there's one thing the typical WWE fan loves to watch, it's the Today Show.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:33

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

waffle iron posted:

As much as I like Zack Ryder, WWE needs to release him and then repackage Fandango and Justin Gabriel as a heel tag team. Then later turn them face.

What does Zack Ryder have to do with Fandango and Justin Gabriel?

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:35

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Vince's favorite part about Adam Rose is that he comes with his own crowd who'll cheer whatever he tells them too.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:38

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Crank up the music to down out these boos!

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:39

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

What's worse, whats happening in the ring, or the announcers trying to out it over?

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:41

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Man, if Harper came out and murdered everyone in the ring, he'd be the most beloved wrestler in the world.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:42

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Skunkrocker posted:

Non stop boos. They never ended.

I honestly feel bad.

Don't. There's no way they thought that segment would get anything other than hard boos from everyone.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:45

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

DeathChicken posted:

This promo sure was cool the first time. I'm glad they'll keep using it twelve more times.

Remember when Del Rio was debuting and they showed the same promo for him nonstop for what felt like months? Get ready for that.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:46

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

They're gonna let Rowan keep the goat mask and give him a blood letterman jacket and a baseball bat.

We need a Hotline Miami gimmick.

Only if he comes out to music from the game and it plays during his whole match.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:47

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:50

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Sionistic posted:

Is there anything worth looking forward to for the rest of the show?

Ambrose will probably do something that we'll all love.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:52

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

For a second Seth was back in his Shield days, then reality hit him.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:58

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Roman Reigns posted:

Cena has no reason to be in this feud. None.

Vince: "People like this Dean Ambrose guy, lets stick him with Cena until they cheer for Cena instead!" :downs:

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:59

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Jiro posted:

Except for Rollins interfering with the title match at Night of Champions?

Not that bad compared to what Seth did to Ambrose.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 02:00

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

crazycarl posted:

What are they singing with his song?

They're singing "JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS"

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 02:03

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Five weeks isn't all tat bad for getting your head put through cinder blocks.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 02:05

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Why do they have cameramen hanging out in the subway?

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 02:13

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Sushipants posted:

I just realized they're just setting up Dean Ambrose to magically reappear in his biggest illusion to date.

Oh god I can't wait

Dean Ambrose was Kane all along!

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 02:17

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Way to be an ungrateful jerk Kane.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 02:20

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Whatever happened to that other guy Tyson Kidd used to tag with?

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 02:26

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

achillesforever6 posted:

He became a furry

I'm so sorry.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 02:27

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Look at that indeed.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 02:28

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Sanguinia posted:

I like how Tyson is getting over with this gimmick mainly because of Natty's popularity. How meta.

Natty is popular?

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 02:28

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

That doesn't look PG.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 02:44

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Sanguinia posted:

Remember when they did this feud with 3MB and it was great because for the first time in years Hornswoggle had a character?

I miss 3MB

That was the best time, then they fired Jinder and Drew despite them being involved in two amazing pre-show comedy matches. :smith:

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 02:47

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

It's that movie star!

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 02:56

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Dango Bango posted:

How many times has the Rock returned to confront the anti-American heel(s)?

He also came back once to help noted special needs wrestler Eugene.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 02:59

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Foley is so jealous of all these cheap pops Rock is throwing out.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 03:02

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Spikeguy posted:

If you ever need an example of just how big the Rock and Austin got, you just have to see how their mere presence can make people stop what they are doing and watch. I had this in the background while I played Shadows of Mordor and I had to turn it off just to watch him. Sounds like some poseters had the same reaction.

Literally no one on the current roster can have the crowd in the palm of their hands like The Rock does.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 03:04

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

oatgan posted:

like i'm really glad this happened but where does it go from here ???

ayn rand hand job posted:

Ill pay money for Rusev v Rock at Hell in a Cell

Big Show can gently caress off for all I care.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 03:10

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Valeyard posted:

That owned, but just imagine if it was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo

One day they need to play theme theme and bring out the Patriot instead.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 03:11

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Luigi Thirty posted:

24/7 hardcore title

24/7 title exclusive to the WWE Network!

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 03:14

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:22

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

DeathChicken posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW5lZsZJE24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhRnWMBcNQQ

# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 03:18

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