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Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
A f2p mobile version that gives 10 floors free with the option to purchase extra floors that are accessible as long as you can reach the authentication servers

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Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

flakeloaf posted:

Aunt Doris just rode an elevator in FaceTower! Click here to play!

Elevators use an energy system so she needs those referrals or she will break and buy more EleCreds

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
There was a phone version of SC2k years ago that was really bad and EA eventually deleted it off the store. It's a promising future when a company can delete a game they released off of every paying customer's devices without even making up a reason.

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Jimmy Carter posted:

there's a video from this summer about elevator security/hacking and one of the guys who is a professional elevator consultant says 'yeah we honestly just use SimTower to figure out how to properly optimize elevator settings in offices'

That sounds rad, what was it called?

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

if i played a maxis game, i probably know all there is to know about it

Bro do u even know the different platform specific cheats in 2k

You probably typed FUND in the DOS version lo

Probably zoned out 4 from a road and placed hospitals like police stations

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

i only played the mac version because it's the best :smugdog::hf::smug:

False as heck because macs then we're unibutton

Also Mac had worse music

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
This is Simcopter 1 reporting bad posts

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

*clicks you with the centering tool*

*crashes and sets ur fusion plant on fire because you play with disasters on*

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
I played with them off so I could make a minimum profit, turn off papers, and leave it running overnight for max dollars

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Sagebrush posted:

i remember the first time i got to 60,000 people in simcity 2000 and got the military base reward. i was so excited to get a cool air base and have the fighter jets. but then apparently i didn't have enough free land so they gave me a missile silo instead. i was 7 or 8 years old and i literally cried

Lmbo

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

~Coxy posted:

i'm not even going to address the patently false second point, but sc2k didn't need a RMB so who cared about that then?

Iirc right click was center without having to go all the way and click the button to get the tool

Really owned to reposition while lying roads without having to toggle tools

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
transport tycoon is one of the few games that i completely sucked at yet loved playing

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Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
simcopter let you drive around your cities AND play WAV files of your favorite CD rips AND put out fires and crap

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