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Old people you suck. Old people you suck. Old people your music is loving terrible. Old people you suck. Old people you suck. Old people you don't do anything of value. tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB_1t-Vn6Vs
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some day you will be an old person
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Oct 7, 2014 16:03
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old people music owns op sorry
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Oct 7, 2014 16:03
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I was getting some milk. The old lady in front of me gets < $5 of groceries, mostly breakfasty stuff. Then she gets $50 cash back and goes to buy scratch off tickets from the vending machine.  Old people suck.
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Oct 7, 2014 16:06
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SHISHKABOB posted:some day you will be an old person Incorrect. I plan on dying in an epic nursing home murder spree. It's like a school shooting but more beneficial to society as well as more humane to people with debilitating illnesses which society refuses to mercy kill.
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Oct 7, 2014 16:07
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Suicide Sam E. posted:I was getting some milk. The old lady in front of me gets < $5 of groceries, mostly breakfasty stuff. what sucks about that? sounds like a pretty killer morning if she bought the cheap scratch offs. i could honestly do that all day
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Oct 7, 2014 16:08
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all the old people in my family died when i was a wee child so I grew up without any old people around me all I know about really old people today is that they smell weird and are depressing and constantly remind myself of my own mortality
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Oct 7, 2014 16:10
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BeefThief posted:what sucks about that? sounds like a pretty killer morning if she bought the cheap scratch offs. i could honestly do that all day i think you have a problem BeefThief i'm worried about u. i'm worried my friend
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Oct 7, 2014 16:10
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old people radio stations own because they have things like 3 hours of sinatra, radio scifi horror stories, and tech talk during the day where old people call in yelling about the computers their children bought them
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Oct 7, 2014 16:11
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stuck behind some old in a grocery story. spends 5 minutes deciding which type of english muffings to buy
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Oct 7, 2014 16:17
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My town is like 75% old people. Going to the store is an exercise in patience, as the old ladies have nothing else to do but chat with the cashier.
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Oct 7, 2014 16:19
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Whenever I think about how much old people suck, I consider the episode "Cruisin'" from Rocco's Modern Life. You'd do well to do the same, OP.
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Oct 7, 2014 16:19
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Yeah the olds gently caress everything up for everyone pretty consistently.
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Oct 7, 2014 16:19
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looking forward to being old so i can just hang out and do hard drugs all day since lots of olds do that now and retirement homes are dens of sin
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Oct 7, 2014 16:20
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Now Hiring Deaf Cashier for Express Lane.
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Oct 7, 2014 16:21
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old people own my grandpa does manual labor for fun between visits to the middle east
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Oct 7, 2014 16:21
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flakeloaf posted:Now Hiring Deaf Cashier for Express Lane. They'd still talk to her.
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Oct 7, 2014 16:22
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Yeah, they suck!! If I ever turn 25, just shoot me!!
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Oct 7, 2014 16:23
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Old people aren't too fond of you either OP 
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Oct 7, 2014 16:24
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Having lived in a place that's a major retirement destination, old people are loving terrible. Edit: Now that I think about it, the new money types and their hellspawn were far more self-centered than the old people. MizPiz fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Oct 7, 2014 |
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Oct 7, 2014 16:27
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MizPiz posted:Having lived in a place that's a major retirement destination, old people are loving terrible. They're completely self-absorbed and get pissy anytime something doesn't go exactly the way they want it. that's everyone tho
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Oct 7, 2014 16:28
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MizPiz posted:Having lived in a place that's a major retirement destination, old people are loving terrible. They're completely self-absorbed and get pissy anytime something doesn't go exactly the way they want it. The Palm Beach airport is a thing of wonder. Wheelchairs lined 40 deep at every gate.
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Oct 7, 2014 16:29
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Incorrect. I plan on dying in an epic nursing home murder spree. It's like a school shooting but more beneficial to society as well as more humane to people with debilitating illnesses which society refuses to mercy kill. I just forwarded your clear threat of violence to the police.
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Oct 7, 2014 16:32
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They do? none of my exes would go down on me, but they've all been a few years younger than me. gotta go find me a cougar
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Oct 7, 2014 16:32
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Ethel Berstein posted:Mr. Suicude Sam tried to touch my breast while I was at the store so I cussed him out. He told me he was a virgin living out of his broken down ford fiesta and asked me for a handout. Disgusting. Bertha Smither posted:Mr. Suckle Sam tried to steal a pie from my windowsill and later killed and ate my cat. Luckily some of the neighborhood kids chased him off. I heard that now he gives handjobs to the hobos that live under the bridge
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Oct 7, 2014 16:32
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redshirt posted:My town is like 75% old people. Going to the store is an exercise in patience, as the old ladies have nothing else to do but chat with the cashier. Stop shopping at grocery stores that don't have self-checkout.
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Oct 7, 2014 16:32
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Shiki Dan posted:Stop shopping at grocery stores that don't have self-checkout. No luck, friend. It's the town general store and there's no escaping the old people in line.
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Oct 7, 2014 16:34
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Shiki Dan posted:Stop shopping at grocery stores that don't have self-checkout. youre trash if you use self-checkout hth
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Oct 7, 2014 16:37
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NiceGuy posted:Whenever I think about how much old people suck, I consider the episode "Cruisin'" from Rocco's Modern Life. You'd do well to do the same, OP. Hell. Our cable box had all the episodes saved on it, but we gave up on cable a few years back. Now I'm stuck trying to find this on the internet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njyd5BxdekM This is no help at all.
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Oct 7, 2014 16:37
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by the time I'm old global warming will be so bad I can boil an egg just by walking outside
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Oct 7, 2014 16:37
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I hear they have skeletons inside them...
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Oct 7, 2014 16:37
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Oct 7, 2014 16:38
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Old people your music is loving terrible. how come all you fuckers still listen to the same poo poo I listened to in high school then
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Oct 7, 2014 16:39
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Led Zeppelin is "old people" music, right?
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Oct 7, 2014 16:39
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Aw dang. 
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Oct 7, 2014 16:39
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hofnar posted:how come all you fuckers still listen to the same poo poo I listened to in high school then lmao who listens to baby boomer music besides kids who dont know any better and the boomers grasping to their youth with their wrinkling talons?
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Oct 7, 2014 16:40
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Aw dang. Mabel made me post that, I'm sorry 
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Oct 7, 2014 16:41
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Shiki Dan posted:Stop shopping at grocery stores that don't have self-checkout. Self-checkout lanes are the worst because grandmas use them and get confused and have to have the girl come over and fix it and holy gently caress shoot me now
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Oct 7, 2014 16:41
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old people are awesome because they let me get away with chatting about dumb poo poo like the weather instead of working at work, and it makes my managers happy to see me being friendly. Also they throw the best fits/tantrums in public they are fun to watch, some times they poop on the floor and i get to watch new hires clean it up.
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Oct 7, 2014 16:42
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I hate these old men
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