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Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
When ScarJo's being captured by the mobbies in the beginning, I liked the quick flashes of wild cats stalking their prey. I mean, it was the most unsubtle thing ever but cool enough and I assumed similar visual metaphors would keep happening throughout the film.

Instead,

1gnoirents posted:

10%

20%


40%











80%


100%!!!!!!!



Like, a big whole screenful of "10%"

Awesome.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

Some people might have hidden potential but goin by these posts I'm gonna guess not you
these posts/this post :rolleyes: im gonna guess youre one of the guys stuck using 9% of their brain

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes
I thought this thread was about Lucy, Daughter of the Devil. What a lovely thread this is

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
OP, I didn't like the movie cause I'm tired of the super brain concept. I'm sure everything about it was entertaining as hell, but I'm done giving money to "same idea as other movie: take 39502." I didn't watch it, I won't say it's garbage, but I was disinterested before the movie even released.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
crank was good as gently caress though

the suspension of disbelief is elastic, crank is fine because that poo poo is a rush from start to finish and you don't really care about the real life medical possibilities

the brain thing is so tired and played out that all I can do as soon as I hear 'we only use 10% of our brain' is groan

Shinjobi posted:

I didn't watch it, I won't say it's garbage, but I was disinterested before the movie even released.

yea

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Phobic Nest posted:

When ScarJo's being captured by the mobbies in the beginning, I liked the quick flashes of wild cats stalking their prey. I mean, it was the most unsubtle thing ever but cool enough and I assumed similar visual metaphors would keep happening throughout the film.

Instead,


Like, a big whole screenful of "10%"

Awesome.

yeah that was really weird, i guess to illustrate that lucy was just barely above animal intelligence? but then nothing to show her taking on the role as a predator

it was just a bad movie that wasn't put together well at all

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I liked the movie

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

What happens at the end?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Grem posted:

What happens at the end?

they open the tomb, but Jesus's body isn't there

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
Watching it again due to the h8ers

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
wasting your time not ours

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I AM LUCY, I AM loving SMART

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice

1gnoirents posted:

Watching it again due to the h8ers

thanks man now i don't have to

i mean i never would anyway because it looks like poo poo but i still appreciate it!

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

Grem posted:

What happens at the end?

She turns into god via a black goo supercomputer, then goes back in time and uplifts homo erectus, creating the human race.

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

gary oldmans diary posted:

these posts/this post :rolleyes: im gonna guess youre one of the guys stuck using 9% of their brain

lol if your posting even involves conscious thought

i;m asleep right now, bitch

Mr.48
May 1, 2007
For the record, saying that you only use 10% of your brain or whatever is like saying that you only use 0.5% of your car because you only operate the steering-wheel, pedals, and gear-lever.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

she was good in under the skin imo

This movie was fuckin stupid.

Woden
May 6, 2006
Crank owned, Crank 2 owned and Crank 3 will also own.

Lucy was ok, not as bad as people make it out to be but pretty decent.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

according to some pornstar Scarlett Johanson is a huge whore into stuff that pornstars do on film but not at home

makes you think

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Professor Shark posted:

according to some pornstar Scarlett Johanson is a huge whore into stuff that pornstars do on film but not at home

makes you think

how else do you think women can get men in hollywood to actually see them as worth investing in.

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




Lucy was poo poo and Luc Besson is a parody of his former self

Same Re: Zero Theorem and Terry Gilliam

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

lol if your posting even involves conscious thought

i;m asleep right now, bitch
more like 8% lolololol

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

monkey posted:

She turns into god via a black goo supercomputer, then goes back in time and uplifts homo erectus, creating the human race.

It would kind of explain why humans are so hosed up if their existence is due to a self-perpetrating paradox. That's like the most unnatural a race can get

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I wanna see Lucy just by virtue it's limitless on crank

Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

Fun Shoe
if you want a little self-contained movie about brain powers see that one with Bradley Cooper (limitless?) where it is just mostly him using it to do fun stuff and then the movie ends with no real impact. it's good to just run through a fun movie sometimes just based off of a cool hook and then let it be. Jumper was good for that, too.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

monkey posted:

She turns into god via a black goo supercomputer, then goes back in time and uplifts homo erectus, creating the human race.

Actually if this is true then Lucy has a better plot than 200% of all video hands goons love so much

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Jumper sucked

betaraywil
Dec 30, 2006

Gather the wind
Though the wind won't help you fly at all

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:

I thought this thread was about Lucy, Daughter of the Devil. What a lovely thread this is

Came in to post this. This is a waste of everyone's time, this is, when they could be watching what was in its day the most delightful H. Jon Benjamin vehicle.

betaraywil fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Oct 8, 2014

Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

Fun Shoe

i think i watched it really high and back to back with Wanted

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Jumper sucked because Hayden Christensen is a poo poo actor

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Mr.48 posted:

For the record, saying that you only use 10% of your brain or whatever is like saying that you only use 0.5% of your car because you only operate the steering-wheel, pedals, and gear-lever.

I'm going to feed drugs to my car to see if I can make it use 100% of its latent potential.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Incredulous Dylan posted:

i think i watched it really high and back to back with Wanted

Seriously I didn't watch them high but I always get the two confused for some reason.

hosed up.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Mr.48 posted:

Crank was a really great movie, why do you hate great movies OP?

Crank was awesome, why do hate fun OP?

Lucy was poo poo because it was poo poo writing with poo poo acting and poo poo directing and an audience composed mostly of globular poo poo beings

The 10% brain thing was just the corn kernel on top of the steaming Monday office dump that was this movie

That 70s Shirt
Dec 6, 2006

What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fuckin' day!
"Mom, [weeps softly into phone] I remember the taste of your breast milk."

'Lucy' for Best Screenplay.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I'd love to taste ScarJos breast milk

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

vyst posted:

I'd love to taste ScarJos breast milk

probably pretty gross since she had implants put in and taken out, nothing probably works right.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I refuse to believe those titties are fake

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

vyst posted:

I refuse to believe those titties are fake

put in and taken out can't you read.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Why is ScarJo slaughtering innocent asian men

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Al Cowens posted:

Why is ScarJo slaughtering innocent asian men

japanese splatter porn

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