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add cum to your morning coffee
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Oct 8, 2014 17:58
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Spice up a meal by dumping every container of spice you posess onto your plate.
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Oct 8, 2014 17:59
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Feces added to a drink will give it that extra kick
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Oct 8, 2014 18:00
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If you kill someone with food, technically they can't arrest you for murder
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Oct 8, 2014 18:01
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There's this hip new hot sauce I love, you've probably never heard of it: Sriracha
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Oct 8, 2014 18:04
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In many cases, use chicken stock instead of water. Specifically, this stuff: Look for the reduced sodium kind, because it gets pretty salty otherwise. Just throw a little bit in once the water is boiling and your food is instantly better.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:06
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dollar menu
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Oct 8, 2014 18:07
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stick it up your butt to absorb the nutrition faster
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Oct 8, 2014 18:08
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fart on your scrambled eggs to bring the sulfur flavor to the forefront
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Oct 8, 2014 18:09
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never leave your parents house, your mom will cook all your food for you
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Oct 8, 2014 18:09
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Improve the taste of any beet dish by not including the beets and also just going to McDonalds instead.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:10
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texaholic posted:never leave your parents house, your mom will cook all your food for you what if i only have 2 dads
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Oct 8, 2014 18:11
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I know of a meat trick, but its unwise to do.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:13
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If you cut your portions by 50%, you can have two helpings of it and not get fat.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:14
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:what if i only have 2 dads Double wiener hotdog
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Oct 8, 2014 18:15
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Chug a gallon of milk really fast to supercharge your bones with calcium.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:16
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Need to whip up a dessert in a hurry? Dump a bag of oreos on the floor and eat the oreos off of the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:what if i only have 2 dads Obama will give you money and you can buy a mom, Obama loves the gays....
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Oct 8, 2014 18:18
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I read the title as food trucks. Oh well... A food trick i have is you can eat a whole sleeve of saltine crackers by stuffing your mouth and then take a sip of diet coke. You can polish off 4 sleeves during a single match in BF4.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:21
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Use vanilla coconut milk in your oatmeal.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:22
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add beans to your chili for a wonderful dish use chili powder to season your chili to take it to the next level
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Oct 8, 2014 18:24
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Dark meat chicken fries up better and goes well with watermelon
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Oct 8, 2014 18:24
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Pineapple on pizza is actually really quite delicious
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Oct 8, 2014 18:24
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mayonaise on grilled cheese, if its good mayo it makes it taste like it's got balogne in it.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:25
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Zzulu posted:Pineapple on pizza is actually really quite delicious This is quite intriguing.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:25
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best thing on pizza green cracked olives spicy whole peppers of choice and anchovies.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:26
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sether01 posted:add beans to your chili for a wonderful dish this is some loving bullshit, you rear end in a top hat
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Oct 8, 2014 18:28
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Use jelly beans. Black beans are for lamers.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:30
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Fun fact: Most so-called "poisonous" plants are quite exotic if taken in small doses.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:34
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consume less of any food and you won't be such a fat, disgusting goon
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Oct 8, 2014 18:36
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Lard on Fork posted:consume less of any food and you won't be such a fat, disgusting goon just eat more meat and animal fats, and vegetables get skinny. don't waste your time eating less.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:37
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Mix cottage cheese and tuna for a delicious, protein packed meal. If you are adventurous you can even use that newfangled Sriracha stuff that redshirt mentioned!
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Oct 8, 2014 18:38
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remove beans from your chili to make it horrible
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Oct 8, 2014 18:40
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Ahundredbux posted:remove beans from your chili to make it horrible don't used canned beans, make them from dry you animals.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:42
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rhubarb leaves are excellent in a salad.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:43
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Zzulu posted:Pineapple on pizza is actually really quite delicious Hawaiian pizza is loving dumb, bacon's saltiness offsets the pineapple's sweetness perfectly, ham can't get the job done properly.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:44
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:rhubarb leaves are excellent in a salad. what is a salad
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Oct 8, 2014 18:45
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if you cant finish eating something you can put it in a container and put that in your fridge, and then you can eat it later if you get hungry
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throw an m&m up in the air and catch it with your mouth 80% of the time it won't land on the floor. same with sardines but you get to pretend you're a seal and people will shun you.
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