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Broccoli in your ear fights cancer ebola aids.
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balance a wheel of cheese on your nose. That would be a pretty neat trick.
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:if you cant finish eating something you can put it in a container and put that in your fridge, and then you can eat it later if you get hungry You can do the same thing if you couldn't hold it in your stomach. Just spew your stomach contents on the floor and eat them like a animal you piece of poo poo.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Hawaiian pizza is loving dumb, bacon's saltiness offsets the pineapple's sweetness perfectly, ham can't get the job done properly. So...Hawaiian pizza should have added bacon? Ok.
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IronClaymore posted:So...Hawaiian pizza should have added bacon? Ok. sorry but it needs spam not ham or bacon.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:54
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TOILETLORD posted:what is a salad its this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
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Oct 8, 2014 18:55
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yo that's mayo mac.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:56
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Cut carbs and still eat pizza by putting tomato sauce and cheese on your hand and melting it in a toaster oven for about 5 minutes.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:58
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I believe the proper term is "food hacks" tyvm
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Oct 8, 2014 19:05
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hungry? just eat a whole can of tuna!!
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Oct 8, 2014 19:06
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food hack: this recipe can also be used to execute prisoners on death row
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Oct 8, 2014 19:07
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dont bother trying to find an elastic or a crimp or whatever just eat the whole drat bag of chips!!!
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Oct 8, 2014 19:07
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canned soup doesnt really need to be warmed up or watered down, just drink it right out of the can.
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^^^if you're extra hungry get the condensed poo poo and eat that out of the can, preferably alone and over the sinkGone Baptizin posted:I believe the proper term is "food hacks" tyvm they're only 'tricks' if they're weird, a mom came up with them, and doctors hate them
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Titus Sardonicus posted:they're only 'tricks' if they're weird, a mom came up with them, and doctors hate them
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Oct 8, 2014 19:09
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numberoneposter posted:canned soup doesnt really need to be warmed up or watered down, just drink it right out of the can. I do this its good
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Oct 8, 2014 19:13
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if you wanna save some time drinking milk just take a shot of condensed milk
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Oct 8, 2014 19:13
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Put ketchup on your hot dog for extra deliciousness. Be sure to tell GBS about it.
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Oct 8, 2014 19:14
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bored with that loaf of rye bread? toast a single slice and place it between two untoasted pieces for a toast sandwich texture sensation.
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Oct 8, 2014 19:15
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Disco Infiva posted:Put ketchup on your hot dog for extra deliciousness. Be sure to tell GBS about it.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA
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Oct 8, 2014 19:15
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:I do this its good
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Oct 8, 2014 19:16
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you can take the bits of beef from taco bell wrappers and boil them to make beef stew
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Oct 8, 2014 19:16
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a tablespoon of cinnamon is very refreshing
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Oct 8, 2014 19:17
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Did you know you can have your cake AND eat it too? Enjoy food twice with this one weird tip! The tip is literally eating your poo poo and vomit.
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Oct 8, 2014 19:17
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boil your bread and leave it out in the sun for 3 weeks to have free beer
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Oct 8, 2014 19:19
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:the next time you make earl grey tea, throw a pinch of black pepper in there I put a pinch of cayenne in just about everything
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Oct 8, 2014 19:20
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Business Gorillas posted:boil your bread and leave it out in the sun for 3 weeks to have free beer Same
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Oct 8, 2014 19:21
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spend a few hours making a really good lamb shepherds pie for your friends and then watch one of them add franks red hot all over it and then never talk to that guy again
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Oct 8, 2014 19:21
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Use paper towels to soak up the grease on cheese pizza to reduce calories.
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Oct 8, 2014 19:23
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put mayo in your hair to make it thicker and give your follicles a healthy shine.
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Oct 8, 2014 19:23
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Get stuck with the tab at a fancy restaurant? Run away really loving fast to avoid paying!
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Oct 8, 2014 19:23
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rainy day posted:Use paper towels to soak up the grease on cheese pizza to reduce calories. 
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Oct 8, 2014 19:24
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When you are boiling potatoes (for mashed potatoes) throw a carrot in it too.
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Oct 8, 2014 19:25
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Low on cash? Eat nothing but cheap ramen noodles so you won't have to live much longer and keep paying for things!
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Oct 8, 2014 19:25
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TOILETLORD posted:just eat more meat and animal fats, and vegetables get skinny. don't waste your time eating less. lol tell this to goons and they'll switch over to large supreme pizzas rather than their usual p'zones
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Oct 8, 2014 19:27
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Copley Depot posted:stick it up your butt to absorb the nutrition faster um, you would have to shove it up your butt pretty far since the small intestine absorbs most of the nutrition retard. thanks fro the tip tho
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Oct 8, 2014 19:27
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yoyodyne posted:Get stuck with the tab at a fancy restaurant? Run away really loving fast to avoid paying!
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Oct 8, 2014 19:27
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most expensive champagnes can be replicated by a cheap, dry white, some vinegar, and some baking soda
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can't poo poo? put some turmeric in your spice blend! not only is turmeric delicious but it promotes colon health. it also reacts with black pepper to increase absorbtion of the active ingredients
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