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Claven666 posted:can't poo poo? drink a gallon of coffee black.
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numberoneposter posted:there is a place in town that will flip you for the meal. heads or tails. heads is free and tails is double the price. instead of luck i opted for skill and i challenged the stupid rear end waiter to a foot race around the block instead and he accepted. i won by a mile and didnt even tip after i had the free meal. what a loving dork. Nice. I bet if his gf were there she probably would've cucked him with you. Need to stay up late? Drink like 3 pots of loving coffee!!
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Oct 8, 2014 19:36
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yoyodyne posted:Need to stay up late? Drink like 3 pots!! Green Dragon drinks.
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Oct 8, 2014 19:38
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you just chew on caffine pills till it feels like the ground is moving
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Oct 8, 2014 19:39
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yoyodyne posted:Nice. I bet if his gf were there she probably would've cucked him with you.
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Oct 8, 2014 19:51
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Instead of cooking ramen just dump the flavor pouch in your mouth it has all the nutrients
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Oct 8, 2014 19:54
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Halman posted:Instead of cooking ramen just dump the flavor pouch in your mouth it has all the nutrients hypertension much?
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Oct 8, 2014 19:55
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Force air into your stomach to eliminate hunger pangs.
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Oct 8, 2014 19:57
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numberoneposter posted:cucking is one step removed. better to just rear end gently caress him on the spot to make your point. I like the way you think. Want to lose weight? Stop eating so much goddamn poo poo!
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Oct 8, 2014 19:59
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Applewhite posted:Force air into your stomach to eliminate hunger pangs. What the gently caress is a pang?
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Oct 8, 2014 20:00
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The secret of coffee isn't how you roast the beans or how you brew it, its the color. Literally any brown liquid works, so instead of buying a coffee in the morning just find some brown water outside to drink for free.
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Oct 8, 2014 20:00
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Eating out and want an extra boost of nutrients? Grab some free kale from the side of the condiment bar!
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Oct 8, 2014 20:03
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Oct 8, 2014 20:03
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Don't feel like waiting for a fancy meal to cook? Dig into some of an identical meal you prepared earlier!
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Oct 8, 2014 20:05
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hope he uses it to make extra crispy fried waffles afterwards.
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Oct 8, 2014 20:05
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TOILETLORD posted:hope he uses it to make extra crispy fried waffles afterwards. I hope you hush your dirty whore mouth. Now I want waffles. I hate you.
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Oct 8, 2014 20:06
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in a hurry? put on a sexy cumshot compilation scene and remember to eat with your right hand and JO with the left. switch it up if you are feeling adventurous!
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Oct 8, 2014 20:06
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Instead of buying ketchup just fill a cup with at McDonald's to take home
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Oct 8, 2014 20:10
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Stick a banana up your rear end. Ta-da.
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Oct 8, 2014 20:15
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ShaqDiesel posted:Stick a banana up your rear end.
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Oct 8, 2014 20:22
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If you want to get high then you can make some food that has weed in it. OR you can just smoke some weed.
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Oct 8, 2014 20:23
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i like to combine nutrition and recreation and just drink beer all day
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Oct 8, 2014 20:25
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numberoneposter posted:Lifehack: You've been sticking a banana up your rear end the wrong way this whole time. You don't peel them?
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Oct 8, 2014 20:26
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Need to get rid of a bunch of bacon grease? Just dump it down the drain while it's still hot, but make sure to wash it down with cold water so it doesn't melt your pipes 
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Oct 8, 2014 20:27
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BLARGHLE posted:Need to get rid of a bunch of bacon grease? Just dump it down the drain while it's still hot, but make sure to wash it down with cold water so it doesn't melt your pipes Need to get rid of a bunch of bacon grease? Chug that poo poo.
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Oct 8, 2014 20:29
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BLARGHLE posted:Need to get rid of a bunch of bacon grease? Just dump it down the drain while it's still hot, but make sure to wash it down with cold water so it doesn't melt your pipes mix eggs in it and eat it.
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Oct 8, 2014 20:31
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TOILETLORD posted:mix eggs in it and eat it. True for most things.
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Oct 8, 2014 20:32
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you dont even need to cook eggs. while the protein is more bioavailable when cooked you are only missing out on 10% and you have to put up with the hassle of cooking and cleaning dishes. JUST EAT THE EGG LIKE A FOX RAIDING A HEN HOUSE.
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Oct 8, 2014 20:33
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numberoneposter posted:you dont even need to cook eggs. while the protein is more bioavailable when cooked you are only missing out on 10% and you have to put up with the hassle of cooking and cleaning dishes. JUST EAT THE EGG LIKE A FOX RAIDING A HEN HOUSE. american eggs aren't safe to eat raw.
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Oct 8, 2014 20:34
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milk doesnt go "bad", it just matures. dont give into big dairy drink or eat every last drop
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Oct 8, 2014 20:36
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numberoneposter posted:dont bother trying to find an elastic or a crimp or whatever just eat the whole drat bag of chips!!! goddamn you brits to hell im sure you wanted to say a fillowy wickeded crinkler of crisps
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Oct 8, 2014 20:38
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drink while cooking stuff especially while grilling stuff outside I cannot stress this enough wait just drink any time, that's what I meant
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Oct 8, 2014 20:39
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numberoneposter posted:you dont even need to cook eggs. while the protein is more bioavailable when cooked you are only missing out on 10% and you have to put up with the hassle of cooking and cleaning dishes. JUST EAT THE EGG LIKE A FOX RAIDING A HEN HOUSE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhkdLHSKo9s
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Oct 8, 2014 20:43
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Save and eat your trimmings (hair, beard, nails etc...), don't let those nutrients get away!
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Oct 8, 2014 20:49
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texaholic posted:never leave your parents house, your mom will cook all your food for you Unironically wish I was still living at home because I miss mom's cooking.
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Oct 8, 2014 21:09
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Applewhite posted:Save and eat your trimmings (hair, beard, nails etc...), don't let those nutrients get away! This, but semen and urine as well.
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Oct 8, 2014 21:32
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You could eat your food and be full for a few hours, or you could let your food sit and rot so it attracts insects for you to trap and be full for life.
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Oct 8, 2014 21:39
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ken the bug guy will sell you bulk recluses i bet.
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save up enough empty food packages until you fill up a green garbage bag so you only need to make one trip to the dumpster
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