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SJWs have been ruining the internet for a long time now, tumblr and twitter etc., and that's not cool. But what is cool is that all SJWs are stupid babies and you can easily troll them just by asking simple questions that expose how hosed up and retarded their SJW beliefs are. It is a good way to own SJWs and have a laugh doing it. Here are a few good owns I have thought up for SJWs, please comment and share your own. Cheers.
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People who use the term SJW need to be killed just like fedora wearers and bronies.
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Oct 9, 2014 11:17
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Here's a classic prank: Get an apple made out of solid gold. Inscribe on it "To the Most Oppressed." Toss it into the middle of a group of SJWs. Sit back. Enjoy the show. Applewhite fucked around with this message at 11:33 on Oct 9, 2014 |
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Oct 9, 2014 11:21
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Sometimes people think they are angry about social injustices, but I use my intelligence to catch them in a beartrap of logic
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Oct 9, 2014 11:26
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If sexual equality is your goal, why don't I have equal right to have sex with you?
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Oct 9, 2014 11:28
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Tell them that technically they're only figuratively shaking right now.
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Oct 9, 2014 11:34
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Applewhite posted:Tell them that technically they're only figuratively shaking right now. Not under the new definition, shitlord.
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Oct 9, 2014 11:35
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Applewhite posted:Tell them that technically they're only figuratively shaking right now. 
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Oct 9, 2014 11:37
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Mulefisk posted:Not under the new definition, shitlord. Any edition of the Oxford-English Dictionary issued after 2012 is apocryphal.
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Oct 9, 2014 11:39
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affirm and encourage escalation of their beliefs until they're so out of touch with reality they can't live a normal life
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Oct 9, 2014 11:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgu_fx294ZQ
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Oct 9, 2014 11:45
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if man can't be raped how me a dog learned english
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Oct 9, 2014 11:45
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The best way to own SJW is to revoke existing social justices so like bringing back child labor and making black people property again would probably make them super butthurt.
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Oct 9, 2014 11:46
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Make it so if you aren't Catholic or convert to Catholicism you are put to death, freedom of religion is for crybaby SJWs, bet the tumblrverse would really hit the roof if we slaughtered some Protestants and sundry heathens.
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Oct 9, 2014 11:48
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hit them and ask them if it hurt
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Oct 9, 2014 11:49
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I like to ask SJWs why poor people don't just pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Owned SJWs
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Oct 9, 2014 11:52
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Whenever an SJW calls you out on a racist comment, trot out a person of the minority you insulted and have him be like "I don't think it was offensive." Chances are the SJW is white so he can't override what a person of color thinks.
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Oct 9, 2014 12:01
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Last night I was at Starbucks near my uni and there was a long table full of female first year sociology students. At the head you had 6 or so white girls that were leading the meeting, and down the table the women were sorted by race. First there were Asians, then Hispanics, then blacks and finally at the bottom were a few Somali women in traditional head-covered dress. They were all looking up at the white girls. I just thought it was kinda neat.
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Oct 9, 2014 12:06
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Thanks OP
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Oct 9, 2014 12:08
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If a Japanese man wears a western-style business suit, is he guilty of cultural appropriation? If the answer is "no, it is an example of western cultural oppression" follow up with "then why isn't it eastern cultural oppression for a white woman to wear a kimono?" Checkmate, Esjaydubbulewes.
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Oct 9, 2014 12:14
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Is the potato alright to eat.
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Oct 9, 2014 12:17
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Why are you guys against social justice ?
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Oct 9, 2014 12:54
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Remind them they are white too.
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Oct 9, 2014 12:58
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Applewhite posted:Here's a classic prank: Please don't appropiate Greek (more like geek  ) culture.
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Oct 9, 2014 12:59
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My cool questions to own SJWs is "do you have stairs in your house".
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Oct 9, 2014 13:00
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Mulefisk posted:At the head you had 6 or so white girls that were leading the meeting, and down the table the women were sorted by race. First there were Asians, then Hispanics, then blacks and finally at the bottom were a few Somali women in traditional head-covered dress. They were all looking up at the white girls. This is how feminism works.
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Oct 9, 2014 13:12
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veilo posted:Why are you guys against social justice ? We aren't. We are against Social Justice Warriors. Those who take any part of societal difference they can and either try to be the biggest victim of it or attention whore that they are better at thinking about it than you are. Now check your whooping cough privilege.
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Oct 9, 2014 13:13
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this is how you own SWJs you play them this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNqZMAvx0-E
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Oct 9, 2014 13:13
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Social Justice is for White People.
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Oct 9, 2014 13:14
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SJW hate straight white guys for being born as three things they didn't have a choice in.
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Oct 9, 2014 13:22
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If white men are so privileged then why am I unemployed and living in my aunt's garage?
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Oct 9, 2014 13:25
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Thug Lessons posted:
Some monkeys like being monkeys It is you, sir, who has been owned
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Oct 9, 2014 13:32
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Arian_Samurai posted:If white men are so privileged then why am I unemployed and living in my aunt's garage? because you must be gay straight white men would never get into that situation
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Oct 9, 2014 13:33
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Junkfist posted:Social Justice is for White People. pretending to be people of color on the internet
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Oct 9, 2014 13:34
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Thug Lessons posted:
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Oct 9, 2014 13:37
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Recite in alphabetical order every video game that features a female protagonist.
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Oct 9, 2014 13:53
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have 3 pigs labeled #1 #2 and #3 and put them in computer office. computer people will spend all day trying find pig #0
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Oct 9, 2014 14:00
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here is a simple and one step solution to totally owning social justice warrioes! first wait until they whine, then stup up with ur dagger and slash the windpipe they will go like this "eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" then the noise will turn into a gurgle and ha ha owned sjw also your are dead lol! sjw.... SJW!
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Oct 9, 2014 14:00
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antoehr way to own a swj, gently caress them in the butt....... but only if they let you. then say "ha ha, arse hosed! you are a poo poo, face, i hate you SJW!
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Oct 9, 2014 14:02
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piss on their tits
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Oct 9, 2014 14:02
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