Cool questions to own SJWs

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Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

nomadologique posted:

don't even need to inscribe it since they all poors they fight for it no matter what it don't say

This is what the refrance

If it's not inscribed, their self-serving, hypocritical posturing will not be as blatant.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 14:46

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City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

I wish that I knew some of those people that are super sensitive about pronouns.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:04

Robert Red Rocket: Apr 28, 2013; CHEATED ON HIS WIFE, SLEPT WITH PROSTITUTES ON FBI TAPES, JACQUELINE KENNEDY SAID MLK WAS TAPE-RECORDED BY FBI PLANNING A SEX PARTY

wow as a social justice worker i really am owned op

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:05

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

"if you have enough time to concern yourself with the problems of the world, you have enough time to get another job, son"

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:15

Roy: Sep 24, 2007

when all comedy has been banned you will learn that "that's offensive" won't make people laugh

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:17

Azraelle: Jan 13, 2008

if women equal then why cant have orgasm in anus?

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:20

Azraelle: Jan 13, 2008

if Finland is real country, then why it doesn't have nuclear weapons?

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:23

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

If racism against white people is impossible, how do you explain "cracker?"

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:24

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

When does it end? When do we turn the tide away from social justice? If things go much farther with this SJW malarky I'm going to have to start getting consent for sex.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:26

ashgromnies: Jun 19, 2004

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

hi oh dear i have fallen into the sjw trap i really should know better than to post all these words here especially because they will ruin all the comedy in this mine but gently caress it i wrote them and i'll be damned if i let shame stop me from ing this in particular

if the ad lister is a girl they probably have encountered lots of guy roommates who try to bone them because they have really hosed up ideas about boundaries and what living together with someone of the opposite sex entitles them to (directly traceable to sexism against women). justified prejudice isn't actually great either from my point of view but considering the stakes of being constantly sexually harassed or possibly assaulted/raped it's low priority to eliminate the prejudice compared to eliminating the justification in the first place by making it more clear on a societal level those ideas of sexual entitlement are Not Okay. similarly in my ideal world it would be nice for people to not force anyone on a sex offender registry to live under a bridge even if the offense in question was diddling a 17 year old as an 18 year old or urinating in public, but considering the fear is that a 40 year old convicted pedophile can just walk around at a little league game and take photos of wank bait/targets like nothing was wrong with them being there, I can understand the concerns about doing less to impede that sort of thing

"If Miku twerked would it be cultural appropriation?"

I don't know who that is and cultural appropriation isn't really my area of 'expertise'/care so sorry? I guess it's kind of dumb that white people import culture because they have no culture of their own that isn't poo poo and also because it's so foreign and weird rather than because it has merit in itself or something, but it's been going on too long and resulted in too many neat things like rock 'n roll for me to care all that much in general compared to poo poo that's actually physically/mentally hurting people in other countries, like the bit where quinoa isn't really affordable for brazillians to eat anymore due to the prices going insanely high from all the westerners eating it, forcing them to eat lots of corn-based poo poo and turning them into fat US southerners. there's not really any specific person or group to get mad at with that kind of poo poo though, it's just depressing as gently caress especially since quinoa is incredibly tasty

"If men can't be raped why are you so mad about prison rape jokes?"

men can totally be raped. what actually really, really sucks about rapes against men is that because of hosed up ideas about gender they probably go largely unreported even when it's one of those studies that gives responders complete anonymity because a man who admits he was raped is considered by a lot of otherwise 'normal' people to either be pretty unmanly for being too weak to resist the rapist or being completely incapable of not enjoying the rape. granted we still have lots of people who say those things about rapes against women but they're much more often correctly identified as having really hosed up ideas about women nowadays and while it's still a struggle to stamp them out entirely there's at least wide recognition that such views are Not Okay. rapes against men on the other hand are so invisible even some (imo, BAD) feminists think they're impossible for the reasons I noted

something about pronouns

the only sane way to deal with pronouns is on a person-by-person basis, if you never meet anyone in person whose gender is obfuscated or hard to tell you don't have to care at all. if you do meet someone in person whose gender you can't tell or who asks you to please call them by the opposite pronouns of what they 'should' be called in your point of view, you don't have to respect that wish but they don't have to consider you an upstanding person of merit as opposed to an rear end in a top hat either. it's a very common form of assholery for trans or otherwise alternately gendered people to encounter and that's why SJWs get upset over it but really, you're not going to meet any of these people most likely in anything more than a fleeting sense so who gives a gently caress? be your dick self if that's what you want, but if you want to be polite you should respect their wishes even if you don't get it. also OH YEAH you don't actually have to use any pronouns when addressing this hypothetical person directly so that will make it even easier to hold a conversation with them if they decide to chat with you while waiting for the bus. you can make up their gender later if you really feel like talking about the experience with somebody else instead of just letting it go and not bothering to wonder if that really was a bearded lady or a man with fake boobs.

i like your use of the sjw Capitalizing Phrases Meme to give them More Gravity And Implied Importance. very spot-on impression.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:27

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Trixie Hardcore posted:

When does it end? When do we turn the tide away from social justice? If things go much farther with this SJW malarky I'm going to have to start getting consent for sex.

Trixie the way you phrased that and several of your previous posts it almost seems like the joke is actually meant to be... on us?

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:28

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

Applewhite posted:

Trixie the way you phrased that and several of your previous posts it almost seems like the joke is actually meant to be... on us?

lol at this homo

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:28

Clayren: Jun 4, 2008; grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal

doesn't the use of the word "warrior" imply A.maleness and B.violence? makes u think

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:31

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

where does the irony end or begin. truly we post in a nightmare.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:32

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

don't fatshame MY COCK (it's big)

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:33

Clayren: Jun 4, 2008; grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal

BKPR posted:

don't fatshame MY COCK (it's big)

disney princesses re-imagined as big, fat white cocks

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:34

ashgromnies: Jun 19, 2004

when a person is misgendered it's Not Okay(you can tell I'm serious because I capitalize it. it is actual a legal technique dating back to maritime court)

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:36

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

If sexual equality is your goal, why don't I have equal right to have sex with you?

Of all the stuff in the thread, this is making me laugh the hardest, and feel the most guilty over.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:53

City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

Are the "fat is beautiful" people part of the SJW scene, or do SJWs just roll their eyes at them too?

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:53

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

BKPR posted:

don't fatshame MY COCK (it's big)

hmm cellulite dick over here

# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:56

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

Das Boo posted:

SJW hate straight white guys for being born as three things they didn't have a choice in.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:00

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

Rapman the Cook posted:

People who use the term SJW need to be killed just like fedora wearers and bronies.

It's to the point where the only people who use the term SJW are assholes talking about how they hate those drat SJW/feminists/REAL racists when really they're upset at a couple strawmen and choice arguments made by literal crazy people. ANyone who conflates feminism with someone's "kill all men" tumblr needs to actually be killed.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:12

ihopeirememberthis: Sep 8, 2011

SJW's are creeping back in

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:18

Roy: Sep 24, 2007

Verisimilidude posted:

It's to the point where the only people who use the term SJW are assholes talking about how they hate those drat SJW/feminists/REAL racists when really they're upset at a couple strawmen and choice arguments made by literal crazy people. ANyone who conflates feminism with someone's "kill all men" tumblr needs to actually be killed.

nice no true scotsman :rolleyes:

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:19

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

Das Boo posted:

SJW hate straight white guys for being born as three things they didn't have a choice in.

noice

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:19

DeusExMachinima: Sep 2, 2012; This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

hi oh dear i have fallen into the sjw trap i really should know better than to post all these words here especially because they will ruin all the comedy in this mine but gently caress it i wrote them and i'll be damned if i let shame stop me from ing this in particular

if the ad lister is a girl they probably have encountered lots of guy roommates who try to bone them because they have really hosed up ideas about boundaries and what living together with someone of the opposite sex entitles them to (directly traceable to sexism against women). justified prejudice isn't actually great either from my point of view but considering the stakes of being constantly sexually harassed or possibly assaulted/raped it's low priority to eliminate the prejudice compared to eliminating the justification in the first place by making it more clear on a societal level those ideas of sexual entitlement are Not Okay. similarly in my ideal world it would be nice for people to not force anyone on a sex offender registry to live under a bridge even if the offense in question was diddling a 17 year old as an 18 year old or urinating in public, but considering the fear is that a 40 year old convicted pedophile can just walk around at a little league game and take photos of wank bait/targets like nothing was wrong with them being there, I can understand the concerns about doing less to impede that sort of thing

"If Miku twerked would it be cultural appropriation?"

I don't know who that is and cultural appropriation isn't really my area of 'expertise'/care so sorry? I guess it's kind of dumb that white people import culture because they have no culture of their own that isn't poo poo and also because it's so foreign and weird rather than because it has merit in itself or something, but it's been going on too long and resulted in too many neat things like rock 'n roll for me to care all that much in general compared to poo poo that's actually physically/mentally hurting people in other countries, like the bit where quinoa isn't really affordable for brazillians to eat anymore due to the prices going insanely high from all the westerners eating it, forcing them to eat lots of corn-based poo poo and turning them into fat US southerners. there's not really any specific person or group to get mad at with that kind of poo poo though, it's just depressing as gently caress especially since quinoa is incredibly tasty

"If men can't be raped why are you so mad about prison rape jokes?"

men can totally be raped. what actually really, really sucks about rapes against men is that because of hosed up ideas about gender they probably go largely unreported even when it's one of those studies that gives responders complete anonymity because a man who admits he was raped is considered by a lot of otherwise 'normal' people to either be pretty unmanly for being too weak to resist the rapist or being completely incapable of not enjoying the rape. granted we still have lots of people who say those things about rapes against women but they're much more often correctly identified as having really hosed up ideas about women nowadays and while it's still a struggle to stamp them out entirely there's at least wide recognition that such views are Not Okay. rapes against men on the other hand are so invisible even some (imo, BAD) feminists think they're impossible for the reasons I noted

something about pronouns

the only sane way to deal with pronouns is on a person-by-person basis, if you never meet anyone in person whose gender is obfuscated or hard to tell you don't have to care at all. if you do meet someone in person whose gender you can't tell or who asks you to please call them by the opposite pronouns of what they 'should' be called in your point of view, you don't have to respect that wish but they don't have to consider you an upstanding person of merit as opposed to an rear end in a top hat either. it's a very common form of assholery for trans or otherwise alternately gendered people to encounter and that's why SJWs get upset over it but really, you're not going to meet any of these people most likely in anything more than a fleeting sense so who gives a gently caress? be your dick self if that's what you want, but if you want to be polite you should respect their wishes even if you don't get it. also OH YEAH you don't actually have to use any pronouns when addressing this hypothetical person directly so that will make it even easier to hold a conversation with them if they decide to chat with you while waiting for the bus. you can make up their gender later if you really feel like talking about the experience with somebody else instead of just letting it go and not bothering to wonder if that really was a bearded lady or a man with fake boobs.

im straight

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:20

Tubgirl Cosplay: Jan 10, 2011; by Ion Helmet

Verisimilidude posted:

It's to the point where the only people who use the term SJW are assholes talking about how they hate those drat SJW/feminists/REAL racists when really they're upset at a couple strawmen and choice arguments made by literal crazy people. ANyone who conflates feminism with someone's "kill all men" tumblr needs to actually be killed.

I believe you can get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich just as well as any boy :twisted:

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:20

DeusExMachinima: Sep 2, 2012; This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Verisimilidude posted:

ANyone who conflates feminism with someone's "kill all men" tumblr needs to actually be killed.

behead ppl who say islam is violent

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:24

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

release a flock of genders into the school labelled 1,2 and 4

when they look for the third gender call them a truscum shitlord

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:43

Tubgirl Cosplay: Jan 10, 2011; by Ion Helmet

OP I wanted to say that was a pretty good OP and I'm sorry about how this thread turned out

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:46

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

i dunno they kinda raise some good points

like killing all men

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:49

LifeSizePotato: Mar 3, 2005

the best part about sjw threads are the thin-skinned unironic sjws and apologists who say if you use the word sjw you are an mra libertarian redditor

just lol @ the zero self awareness

LifeSizePotato fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Oct 9, 2014

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:51

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

LifeSizePotato posted:

the best part about sjw threads are the thin-skinned unironic sjws and apologists who say if you use the word sjw you are an mra libertarian redditor

thinskinned people in GBS?? why, i never saw such a thing

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:54

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

lonesomedwarf posted:

fick, poo poo and balls,

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:56

Tubgirl Cosplay: Jan 10, 2011; by Ion Helmet

those other guys exactly like me with the same vaguely demonstrated 'ironic' veneer over absolutely sincere and humorless burning rage regarding Internet identity politics as me who I'm endlessly trading weak interchangeable burns with in every thread are such losers

# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:58

Ocean Book: Sep 27, 2010; - hi

social justice is cool and important and difficult to achieve

# ? Oct 9, 2014 17:01

Morkyz: Aug 6, 2013

Azraelle posted:

have 3 pigs labeled #1 #2 and #3 and put them in computer office. computer people will spend all day trying find pig #0

a good post

# ? Oct 9, 2014 17:03

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Applewhite posted:

This is what the refrance

If it's not inscribed, their self-serving, hypocritical posturing will not be as blatant.

I KNOW U FAT JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST LIKE I DONT "GET" MYTHS OR TROJAN WARS FUUUUUCK

# ? Oct 9, 2014 17:03

Tubgirl Cosplay: Jan 10, 2011; by Ion Helmet

who is that dog in the mirror

what is he doing in my house

gently caress that rear end in a top hat right in his stupid face

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 01:41

Thug Lessons: Dec 14, 2006; I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.

Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

OP I wanted to say that was a pretty good OP and I'm sorry about how this thread turned out

Thanks guy.

# ? Oct 9, 2014 17:05

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