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What is the point of observing a religous obligation to not use technology and not operate mechanical objects if you are going to worry about it anyway. Plus it is cheating if you ask a non Jew to help you out. I still think Jews are funny though, they provide excellent comical reliefs for me and for all of society.
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islamic mortgages are funnier it's not interest, it's a compounding service fee
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Oct 9, 2014 12:18
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uh because stupid goyims will always do the bidding
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Oct 9, 2014 12:19
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they have a manual for tricking god and its funny
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Oct 9, 2014 12:19
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gotcha god! technically I didn't break the letter of the law even though I clearly and knowingly violated its spirit *god reluctantly opens the gates of heaven, smiling and wagging a finger*
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Oct 9, 2014 12:21
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Maybe this educational cartoon will answer your questions, OP.
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Oct 9, 2014 12:23
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Hingehead posted:What is the point of observing a religous obligation to not use technology and not operate mechanical objects if you are going to worry about it anyway. Plus it is cheating if you ask a non Jew to help you out. I still think Jews are funny though, they provide excellent comical reliefs for me and for all of society. Yeah stupid little laws like this is what put me off from religion since all I really want is a deity who will give me the OK to exterminate people I don't like
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Oct 9, 2014 12:48
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Applewhite posted:Maybe this educational cartoon will answer your questions, OP. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaET4fKUq7I
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Oct 9, 2014 12:56
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I like that story about the Rabbis arguing about some obscure religious law issue, then God himself appears and tells them what the answer is, to which one of the Rabbis replies "Stay out of this God, this isn't about you". That's an attitude towards religion I can get behind.
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Oct 9, 2014 13:02
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Jews are predisposed to become lawyers because it's completely ingrained and encouraged in our culture to follow rules to the letter, but to think of clever ways that you can get what you want despite them.
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Oct 9, 2014 13:02
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Years ago I had a co-worker who went on vacation in Israel for some godawful reason. He had to tell me all about how the sky-rise hotel he stayed at had a "Sabbath-Elevator" that when turned on would stop on each floor automatically, because G-d is apparently Bart Simpson.
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Oct 9, 2014 13:05
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do you have to flush after them
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Oct 9, 2014 13:07
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I remember this episode of curb your enthusiasm.
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Oct 9, 2014 13:11
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Applewhite posted:Maybe this educational cartoon will answer your questions, OP. whats this from
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Oct 9, 2014 13:17
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I have some personal experience with this, was working here in Brooklyn when someone came out and asked me to turn on their AC for them, I went in and did it. They just assumed I wasn't Jewish since I was working but I am basically a non-practicing Jew (had a bar mitzvah and everything but during my late teens decided it was boring as all hell.) But then I see poo poo like "Shabbat Lamps" that are basically cylinders with a knob you twist to turn a shade so you can leave it on during the Sabbath and I argued with my devout cousin about "how the hell is that any different then flipping a switch" but devout Jews are all about toeing the line so w/e I guess.
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Oct 9, 2014 13:18
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http://youtu.be/yE0nenGeW5A?t=37s
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Oct 9, 2014 13:23
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Yivgev posted:whats this from http://catandgirl.com/
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Oct 9, 2014 13:26
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Am surprised no Jew enterpreneur hasnt made billions selling voice activated everything.
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Oct 9, 2014 13:27
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Man, it's funny hearing jew anecdotes, as the jew community in Germany took quite a hit a while ago and never really recovered, so jews are pretty much never seen practicing around here.
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Oct 9, 2014 13:28
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happyhippy posted:Am surprised no Jew enterpreneur hasnt made billions selling voice activated everything. Because there will always be a more-orthodox-than-thou person suing their landlords for having automatic hallway lights on the Sabbath quote:A Jewish couple are suing their neighbours in a block of flats, saying an automatic security light is keeping them prisoner in their home because it forces them to break their Sabbath rules.
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Oct 9, 2014 13:33
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The idea is god as smart as gently caress, so if he didn't want there to be loopholes he wouldn't have written them into the laws.
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Oct 9, 2014 13:41
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KamikazeJim posted:I have some personal experience with this, was working here in Brooklyn when someone came out and asked me to turn on their AC for them, I went in and did it. They just assumed I wasn't Jewish since I was working but I am basically a non-practicing Jew (had a bar mitzvah and everything but during my late teens decided it was boring as all hell.) That exactly what happened to me last night in Brooklyn, inspiring this thread. I got out of class after 10pm, being in the middle of a densely Jewish neighborhood and the jewish holiday going on this week, I was walking to my car when a jewish lady asked me to turn on the dishwasher for her. All I could think of "it's a trap" and " how desperately retarded you need to be to let a complete stranger into your home."
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Oct 9, 2014 13:42
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Bold Robot posted:The idea is god as smart as gently caress, so if he didn't want there to be loopholes he wouldn't have written them into the laws. that's a stupid idea because people wrote the laws not god. i thought religious people acknowledged the bible/torah/Quran weren't written by god but by ppl? at least that's what the apologists here on SA say
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Oct 9, 2014 13:52
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The Jews are getting annoying again.
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Oct 9, 2014 13:52
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Hingehead posted:What is the point of observing a religous obligation to not use technology and not operate mechanical objects if you are going to worry about it anyway. Plus it is cheating if you ask a non Jew to help you out. I still think Jews are funny though, they provide excellent comical reliefs for me and for all of society. does this include wedges and levers?
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Oct 9, 2014 13:55
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David Copperfield posted:Because there will always be a more-orthodox-than-thou person suing their landlords for having automatic hallway lights on the Sabbath This lady died suddenly though a couple years later, someone was obviously displeased...
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Oct 9, 2014 14:00
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A bunch of years ago I read about Jews shunning technology on the Sabbath and thought about the idea of a call center-like approach wherein customer service reps would monitor Sabbath-observing Jews and anticipate when they wanted to turn on the oven or television or whatever and the person(s) at the call center would turn on the appliance, reading the intent of the occupants (or the occupant could even use hand gestures that tell people in the call center what their intentions are) so another human at the call center could take care of it for you, as opposed to technology. The kicker- the call center is located on the other side of the International Date Line (where it is no longer the Sabbath) which should satisfy even the smallest of loopholes. Apparently God does indeed enjoy it when His devoted subjects find clever ways to get around, but not actually break the Sabbath laws.
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Oct 9, 2014 14:00
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ashgromnies posted:that's a stupid idea because people wrote the laws not god. i thought religious people acknowledged the bible/torah/Quran weren't written by god but by ppl? at least that's what the apologists here on SA say Strong point but counterpoint, it was literally hashem w/ the pen.
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Oct 9, 2014 14:01
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David Copperfield posted:Because there will always be a more-orthodox-than-thou person suing their landlords for having automatic hallway lights on the Sabbath This implies you can trap a Jew with just a few motion sensors.
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Oct 9, 2014 14:03
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Seriously my thread got gassed for some reason but I wanna know, if you have to have all your body parts, does that mean Jews who have to get their gallbladders removed get owned
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Oct 9, 2014 14:05
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happyhippy posted:This implies you can trap a Jew with just a few motion sensors. Technically the guard towers are motion sensors. Guns create fire on the sabbath so Sunday's were always a chill day
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Oct 9, 2014 14:06
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Couldn't you just leave everything turned on the day before and call it good when you wake up on Sunday? What about when it's Sunday in other parts of the world when it's your Saturday? Hard thoughts.
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Oct 9, 2014 14:07
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Applewhite posted:Maybe this educational cartoon will answer your questions, OP. jew propaganda
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Oct 9, 2014 14:09
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Couldn't you just leave everything turned on the day before and call it good when you wake up on Sunday? You can leave everything turned on the day before, if it's something that can be left on. That's the point of the sabbath lamps and the sabbath elevator. The "fire" wasn't "created" on the sabbath, it was just left "burning." Jews can make use of a fire on the sabbath if it wasn't kindled then (just not for doing work). The sabbath lamp isn't ignited when you rotate or open its window, see, it was already running and you just revealed it. But this doesn't work for dishwashers.
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Oct 9, 2014 14:18
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if they can't use technology does this also mean a ban on all processed, foods and non hand crafted textile goods?
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Oct 9, 2014 14:19
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metzitzah b'peh
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Oct 9, 2014 14:20
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Dr_Amazing posted:I remember this episode of curb your enthusiasm. i actually dont. what season/ep?
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Oct 9, 2014 14:22
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Rapman the Cook posted:The Jews are getting annoying again. its time for a threshing
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Oct 9, 2014 14:23
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who gets to decide what counts as work? and when you do ten times as much work to avoid doing the original work, why doesn't that count as work? poo poo's weird man
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Jews should get with the pogrom.
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