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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Philip Morris changed their name to Altria after killing a billion people with tobacco.

Sallie Mae is changing their name to Navient because their customer service is outsourced and terrible.

Am I missing any others

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
IG Farben.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
Blackwater changed their name a couple of times.

A lovely landlord in Boston changed his company's name so the bad reviews on the landlord rating sites/yelp would stop piling up. (All of their signs on buildings stayed the same)

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

jBrereton posted:

IG Farben.

Well now I really don't want to buy Bayer's overpriced aspirin

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

EugeneJ posted:

Well now I really don't want to buy Bayer's overpriced aspirin

just grow a willow tree.

Fatty
Sep 13, 2004
Not really fat
Union Carbide?

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Comcast is sort of doing it with XFinity

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Germany had this whole fiasco where their CEO was a crazy guy who did stupid poo poo all the time so all the board members moved to South America to make new startups

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
Windows 9

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
wackenhut hides behind the name geo group/g4s

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

lol

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

David Copperfield posted:

Blackwater changed their name a couple of times.
Also Sandline in the UK which is now Aegis Defence Services, I believe, a company so bad the Americans refused to deal with them in 2005.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
every mattress store, as they're all perpetually going out of business.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Beaners changed their name to Bigsby for some reason.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
"Richard Kyanka"

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
Chastity Bono

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Spanish Manlove posted:

Germany had this whole fiasco where their CEO was a crazy guy who did stupid poo poo all the time so all the board members moved to South America to make new startups

didnt mention the hostile takeovers

Saga
Aug 17, 2009
Ratners...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Ratner

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Frostwerks posted:

didnt mention the hostile takeovers

well yeah they were bought out by a surprisingly diverse group half comprised of VCs and a bunch of hippie bitch idiots who wanted to change the world with their opposing idealogy. They couldn't really agree on anything and it took like 40 years to settle their differences and merge together but god drat are they controlling the marketplace today

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Blackwater aka. XE aka. Academi

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Spanish Manlove posted:

Germany had this whole fiasco where their CEO was a crazy guy who did stupid poo poo all the time so all the board members moved to South America to make new startups

lol

also, ticketmaster and live nation

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
like a million fertility clinics called ISIS

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

like a million fertility clinics called ISIS

I thought you were kidding

http://isisrfc.com/

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

ValuJet

Rick Rickshaw
Feb 21, 2007

I am not disappointed I lost the PGA Championship. Nope, I am not.
A year before the Enron scandal broke, Andersen Consulting broke ties with Arthur Andersen, changing their name to Accenture.

Accenture was lucky to get out when they did, since Arthur Andersen has pretty much been dissolved.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

butplug accident posted:

Blackwater aka. XE aka. Academi
came here to post this

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Bip Roberts posted:

"Richard Kyanka"

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Amway / Quixtar

Internet Cliche
Oct 18, 2004
Ninja Robot Pirate Zombie
ClearChannel is now IHeartRadio/IHeartMedia.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
Liberalism ----> Progressivism

Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother
The spastics society (a charity for disabled people) had to change their name to scope because British school kids made their charity name as a slur.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

AIG, which was bailed out and now the former ceo is suing for lost stock value

leave it to ny post to defend him lol

http://nypost.com/2014/10/09/aig-case-is-no-joke-is-there-anything-fed-cant-do/

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

KFC doesn't officially stand for "Kentucky Fried Chicken" anymore

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Y-Hat posted:

KFC doesn't officially stand for "Kentucky Fried Chicken" anymore

What does it stand for?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

zoux posted:

What does it stand for?

KFC

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

Y-Hat posted:

KFC doesn't officially stand for "Kentucky Fried Chicken" anymore

CNN did this too I think

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Rusty Staub posted:

CNN did this too I think

BP now officially stands for BP

The National Biscuit Company is now just Nabisco

WonderfulWino
Sep 26, 2004

The grape wont cut me loose.

Internet Cliche posted:

ClearChannel is now IHeartRadio/IHeartMedia.

Its amusing that after destroying terrestrial radio they rebrand themselves I♥radio.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Internet Cliche posted:

ClearChannel is now IHeartRadio/IHeartMedia.

Wait this can't be real can it

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I guess at a certain level of monopoly power/infamy you start wanting to make it harder for people to say your name in discussions, not easier, e.g. Xe and Clearcjannel

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