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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
part of the bonus, you get a free professional cleaning out of it

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
also porn star dudes don't cum that's just like when hollywood actors "cry" it's just movie magic (glycerin)

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

nomadologique posted:

also porn star dudes don't cum that's just like when hollywood actors "cry" it's just movie magic (glycerin)

according to dark priest it's pina colada mix

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Zzulu posted:

yeah i also want strange mens errant cum in my curtains and on my sofa

pm me

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012
If you girls don't want to bulk into an ugly man pls don't lift more than 3 lbs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyvbm6qpQw4

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

PerilPastry posted:

If you girls don't want to bulk into an ugly man pls don't lift more than 3 lbs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyvbm6qpQw4

most women just need to swap salads for protein.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

TOILETLORD posted:

according to dark priest it's pina colada mix

ya that's a brand name for glycerin

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

TOILETLORD posted:

most women just need to swap salads for protein.

you don't win friends with salad

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

her thigh makes her right buttcheek look way bigger than her left one in that pic

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


I wish I was shaped like that. :(

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
i have no rear end and all of the times i have sat on a dudes lap theyre like "wow uh thats really bony lets actually not"

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

i have no rear end and all of the times i have sat on a dudes lap theyre like "wow uh thats really bony lets actually not"

Eat more sammiches

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Ive got a big rear end but shes just better than me.

Ill go back shitposting now. :smith:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Women, for fucks sake, if you want an rear end then dare to eat a lot of food while squatting a lot. Your rear end, it will come, in time

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
but i really like my current plan of working out a lot and never eating lunch

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Zzulu posted:

Women, for fucks sake, if you want an rear end then dare to eat a lot of food while squatting a lot. Your rear end, it will come, in time

Cycling is better. :colbert:

https://i.imgur.com/RlJtw.jpg

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Zzulu posted:

Is this where the girl sports thread turns into the porn thread

Porn is a sport or at very least falls into the fitness category.


GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

i have no rear end and all of the times i have sat on a dudes lap theyre like "wow uh thats really bony lets actually not"

I used to think I had a big fat rear end but there's so much gigantic rear end in the media now that I have to accept that I have a mediocre rear end at best. I used to make good money off my rear end but in this new age of rear end it's not even enough rear end to start a Patron where I Instagram it in yoga pants. Nothing makes you feel old quite like realizing that rear end technology has passed you by.




Zzulu posted:

Women, for fucks sake, if you want an rear end then dare to eat a lot of food while squatting a lot. Your rear end, it will come, in time

Is the idea to do the squats after you eat so the food is forced into your rear end cheeks?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

i have no rear end and all of the times i have sat on a dudes lap theyre like "wow uh thats really bony lets actually not"

Yea, ok.

naem
May 29, 2011

laidies

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

psyopmonkey posted:



I wish I was shaped like that. :(

worlds sexiest slav squat

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Zzulu posted:

Women, for fucks sake, if you want an rear end then dare to eat a lot of food while squatting a lot. Your rear end, it will come, in time

i have seen a girl go from zero to sixty it can be done

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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:stare:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Trixie Hardcore posted:

^^^ just search those two names and you'll find it

Remy Lecroix is a smart lady btw. College educated etc.

a real 21st century single female woman out on the town with a nice rear end to boot.


thanks for reading.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

i have no rear end and all of the times i have sat on a dudes lap theyre like "wow uh thats really bony lets actually not"

did you know that having a bony rear end means that you are genetically inferior and also retarded according to scientific polls specifically aimed at women?

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-butt-healthy-butt-study-says-women-big-butts-healthier/

im sorry that you are objectively retarded and genetically garbage.

Subjectively though, I think you are A-OK :thumbsup:

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

Mods, please change my name to Top City Homo.

Thanks.


You son of a bitch

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQncxXAlBFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhJaD-TMoCA&list=UUUoEWMvijAEn-hWTLUtfdoA&index=93
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ArcF2Nw-gQ&index=140&list=UUUoEWMvijAEn-hWTLUtfdoA

etc etc

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Top City Homo posted:

did you know that having a bony rear end means that you are genetically inferior and also retarded according to scientific polls specifically aimed at women?

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-butt-healthy-butt-study-says-women-big-butts-healthier/

im sorry that you are objectively retarded and genetically garbage.

Subjectively though, I think you are A-OK :thumbsup:

we cant all be the top homo...

but we can keep on striving for it

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



real talk tho as a lady who wants to get into the grappy graps should i just give up and lie down and die instead

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

Feminition posted:

real talk tho as a lady who wants to get into the grappy graps should i just give up and lie down and die instead

do it. do the thing. whatever the thing is. grappling? whatever. do thing

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

we cant all be the top homo...

but we can keep on striving for it

:shobon:

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Feminition posted:

real talk tho as a lady who wants to get into the grappy graps should i just give up and lie down and die instead

thats a good idea for anyone lady or not

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Feminition posted:

real talk tho as a lady who wants to get into the grappy graps should i just give up and lie down and die instead

w-what is grappy graps

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Zzulu posted:

w-what is grappy graps

its when u cut off ur clit

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

its when u cut off ur clit

so excited to get my black belt in cutting off my clit

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

boko haram itt

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

fyodor posted:

boko haram itt

female circumcision crew

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Feminition posted:

so excited to get my black belt in cutting off my clit

clits are great, so please don't cut them off ! women will have no reason to rub on things without one

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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