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Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

bluegoon posted:

heh, reminds me of a friend of my dad, his daughter died choking on the cum of some dude, they (him and his son) took him out to one of the roads outside our town, cut off his testicles with a knife, and shot him in the stomach, he bled out. Dad's friend got 3 years in prison, not bad.

What goes around comes around gents.

Edit: gently caress me I love South Africa.

why does this remind you of that?

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Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Cream_Filling posted:

The fact that Americans care more about aninals than people shows their decadence and estrangement from humanity

most dogs are awesome, most human beings are poo poo.

QED

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

I was worried this was the Puppy after the burning, but now I'm relieved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDQk4lGSEJQ

bluegoon
Mar 5, 2010

by Pragmatica

Cucking Mama posted:

why does this remind you of that?

Dogs, crotches.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

Claven666 posted:

most dogs are awesome, most human beings are poo poo.

QED

the world would be a great place if it was truly just, you autismal gently caress

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Cucking Mama posted:

why does this remind you of that?

maybe the dog was set on fire because it was choking on cum, who knows

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Zzulu posted:

there are a bunch of asian countries that butcher and fry and eat dogs, i think we need to bomb these countries in order to liberate the dogs

we had to burn the dogs in order to save them

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Cucking Mama posted:

setting a dog on fire isn't as bad as setting a person on fire

depends on the person

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

Melmac posted:

I know how much GBS loves RSS news feeds, so here's one that will get you all talking at the water cooler!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/08/puppy-fire-shot-groin_n_5951528.html

Police have said "The suspect is a...you know what, gently caress it. We don't care who shot this man in the dick."

I love how 99% of the story is that he burned a puppy once. Like, getting shot in the dick by cops is just an excuse to remind everyone that he did that, lol

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

boom boom boom posted:

depends on the person

Personally i think the world would be better off if some people were set on fire but setting some, or even all, dogs wouldnt do much

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Cream_Filling posted:

we had to burn the dogs in order to save them

This is how the US Military works.

Also keep your dogs away from F35s haha

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
People caught torturing small animals should be drafted into our Special Forces.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Junkfist posted:

People caught torturing small animals should be drafted into our Special Forces. United States Marine Corps

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

NightVis posted:

:nws:http://vimeo.com/86014703

even if you're at work click it

nooo

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

NightVis posted:

:nws:http://vimeo.com/86014703

even if you're at work click it


BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

NightVis posted:

:nws:http://vimeo.com/86014703

even if you're at work click it

at first I thought it was creepy but then it just kept going and I couldn't stop laughing

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Zzulu posted:

there are a bunch of asian countries that butcher and fry and eat dogs, i think we need to bomb these countries in order to liberate the dogs

how do you bomb a whole country's dick

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




For people like this dude and castration victims how do they take a piss?

Squat like a girl lol???

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

No More Heroes posted:

For people like this dude and castration victims how do they take a piss?

Squat like a girl lol???

Castration only has to do with the balls

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

Cream_Filling posted:

Castration only has to do with the balls

yeah, the things you pee with, right?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



imo settings cops on fire can be good but never police dogs

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

gggiiimmmppp posted:

imo settings cops on fire can be good but never police dogs

cop dogs are the uncle toms of gbs

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

gggiiimmmppp posted:

imo settings cops on fire can be good but never police dogs

as far as i'm concerned if it counts as assault on an officer it's okay to burn

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

genghis.khan posted:

the world would be a great place if it was truly just, you autismal gently caress

lol

edit: just to clarify, i'm glad puppy burner got his dick shot off via vigilante justice and you're mad about this because due process was not followed. if so then lol

Radical and BADical! fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Oct 10, 2014

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
LOL at people actually caring about the well being of this guy.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

MizPiz posted:

LOL at people actually caring about the well being of this guy.

Dickless Dog Burner as he's now called is a reformed person.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

NightVis posted:

how do you bomb a whole country's dick

Well it is asia so were not talking a very big target area

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

NightVis posted:

how do you bomb a whole country's dick

start with florida

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

MizPiz posted:

LOL at people actually caring about the well being of a dog.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Shooting it off was too good for this dude. You know that onion volcano at every hibachi place ever? That. With his dick and balls. Toot toot motherfucker.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house

Claven666 posted:

most dogs are awesome, most human beings are poo poo.

QED

There have been no documented cases of dogs setting humans on fire for kicks, so dogs are clearly superior moral beings.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
in my opinion doɡs ɑɾe bɑd

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Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Ddraig posted:

There have been no documented cases of dogs setting humans on fire for kicks, so dogs are clearly superior moral beings.

Bunch of cases of dogs "accidentally" shooting their owners though.

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