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Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache
I rarely post in hockey threads but this is loving glorious, never stop.

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Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

VJeff posted:


29. ANTTI NIEMI
Team: San Jose Sharks
Nationality: Finnish
Age: 31
Draft Class: Undrafted
Hardware: 2009-10 Stanley Cup Champion, Bronze Medal (2014 Winter Olympics), Most Curse Words Ever Yelled in Finnish By Someone Living in San Jose (seriously, just read his lips when he allows a goal)
2013-14 GAA: 2.39
2013-14 SV%: .911
2013-14 W/L: 39-17-7 in 64 games

Oh hey, we've gotten to the San Jose Sharks. I'm pretty sure that's swahili for "Repeated Misery in June".

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Thank you for this. I hate the loving sharks.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache
I expect this could be a 5,000 word post of its own, but I haven't paid much attention to the Penguins since they won the cup, really. Why does everybody talk about Dan Bylsma as Barry Melrose v2.0?

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Veskit posted:

With the quality of these posts, I hope your final final essay is for Jimmy Howard.

I think Brodeur should get an honorary essay.

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