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Rabbi Raccoon
Mar 31, 2009

I stabbed you dude!
Name: Heather
Gender: Female
Race: Human
Personality: Heather is a stereotypical valley girl. Very spoiled. Loves shopping, gossiping, pretty sparkly and shiny things, and carnage. Very violent, very bloodthristy. She will straight up put a sword in your head and then go for a manicure.

Rabbi Raccoon fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Oct 10, 2014

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Rabbi Raccoon
Mar 31, 2009

I stabbed you dude!
I don't know much about this game, but I do know I have a pristine Nintendo Power somewhere in my dad's house that has a full walkthrough fort this game. I have no idea why I have it, since I never bought this one, nor any of the other games mentioned in the magazine.

Rabbi Raccoon
Mar 31, 2009

I stabbed you dude!
Carry on my wayward 'bot
There'll be peace when you have fought
Turn your weary circuits off
Don't you rust no more

Once I passed through the cave with Mister S
My friends had already gone and said yes
I hear the voices in my mem'ry bank
I can hear them say

Carry on my wayward 'bot
There'll be peace when you have fought
Turn your weary circuits off
Don't you rust no more

Masquerading as a man with a shield
My charade causes no one to yield
And if I claim to be a real man
It surely means I need a tune-up

On a stormy sea I will start to rust
Tossed about, I will most likely break and bust
I set a course for the nearest lab
I can hear the voices say

Carry on my wayward 'bot
There'll be peace when you have fought
Turn your weary circuits off
Don't you rust no more

Carry on
You must always remember
Carry on
You can't not remember
Now your life's no longer empty
Surely Sawland waits for you

Carry on my wayward 'bot
There'll be peace when you have fought
Turn your weary circuits off
Don't you rust
Don't you rust no more
No more

I don't know why this popped into my head.

Rabbi Raccoon
Mar 31, 2009

I stabbed you dude!
I'm glad to see Sara is recovering from the brainwashing. And various liquids from cars.

Rabbi Raccoon
Mar 31, 2009

I stabbed you dude!
Why does Sara seem to think wanting nothing but coffee and the destruction of your enemies is a bad thing?

Rabbi Raccoon
Mar 31, 2009

I stabbed you dude!
To be fair, cantaloupe is pretty terrible and we need to get it off the streets

Rabbi Raccoon
Mar 31, 2009

I stabbed you dude!
Aw, Chokes I'll pretend to be surprised, just for you.

Rabbi Raccoon
Mar 31, 2009

I stabbed you dude!
Hey Chokes, you're in luck. I'm hiring a delivery driver. Minimum wage, plus tips, plus compensated gas. AND you get all the pizza you can eat.

You won't find a better deal anywhere.

No but really, best of luck.

Rabbi Raccoon
Mar 31, 2009

I stabbed you dude!
Good luck Chokes!

Rabbi Raccoon
Mar 31, 2009

I stabbed you dude!
We're glad to have you, Chokes. Just make sure your car is in good working order.

Rabbi Raccoon
Mar 31, 2009

I stabbed you dude!
I'm so sleep deprived for a minute I got this confused with the Fire Emblem LP and thought we were talking about that Roy with a missile launcher. Maybe that would make him useful.

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Rabbi Raccoon
Mar 31, 2009

I stabbed you dude!
'Twas an awesome ride Chokes! And I'm honored that you chose my character.

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