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Myron
Jul 13, 2009

ShiroTheSniper posted:

Seems like a trend these days. Look at our minister of health (Quebec, Canada), Gaétan Barrette





Free healthcare right? :)

Oh and by the way, he's a doctor too!

He's come a long way from trying to croudfund his own dumb MMORPG.

I'll probably be quite busy next week. How many pounds will I gain from that, GBS? :ohdear:

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Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
woah hold the gently caress up- I thought Europe didn't have fat people. Like, seriously, didn't have fatties. I thought they killed them all or pan fried them with butter or something

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Bruiser posted:

woah hold the gently caress up- I thought Europe didn't have fat people. Like, seriously, didn't have fatties. I thought they killed them all or pan fried them with butter or something

they have a bunch they just pretend they don't exist and don't photograph them because they believe in fatism.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

You forgot to mention that our new minister of immigration looks like a skinhead.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Europe has a ton of fat people, especially in the UK, aka America Junior. We just dont have nearly as many as you guys do in the US and most of the time our fat people arent quite as fat as your fat people

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

TOILETLORD posted:

people with food addictions just need to get addicted to protein. I mean how hard is it to not just eat more delicious meat instead of bread.

protein brownies

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

the jizz taxi posted:

You forgot to mention that our new minister of immigration looks like a skinhead.

hahaha holy poo poo



fb friend commented on the new fat minister: better step aside if this government falls

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Its hard toilet lord if you waould read a book you would know that carbs causes your insulin level to rise and dopamine gets released and all that poo poo ok, tunafish doesnt do that. Yeah it makes u feel full in your tumtum but it doesnt make your brain get the happy feelings that sugars do from a loaf of bread.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
Yeah in Ireland we've had the same problem with our Health ministers, just with booze added of course.





gently caress it, one of our prime minister's went up drunk on radio, or at least severely hungover.



ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
whats a belgium?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

rear end cobra posted:

whats a belgium?

i believe its a blue moon

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH

newreply.php posted:

[not a FiB thread!]

this



is belgium's new minister of healthcare. she used to be in charge of immigration and got really popular in that position for using an iron fist against brown people trying to mooch off our wealth.

now she's in charge of healthcare. it only makes sense since she's a doctor. she has previously acknowledged that her weight causes her problems and could be fixed but she simply has too busy a schedule.

so who's the better healthcare minister, maggie de block or joe camel?

She's willing to be fat and die for her job if her excuse is that she's too busy with work to get in shape. Sounds p committed to me OP

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH

ShiroTheSniper posted:

Seems like a trend these days.

That's cause everyone is fat as poo poo

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I just ate a 12" godfather hoagie

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

I just ate a 12" godfather hoagie

i just ate about 4 lbs mix of un processed beans and beef.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
If you're not healthy she sits on you. Good way to keep people in line.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

School Nickname posted:

Yeah in Ireland we've had the same problem with our Health ministers, just with booze added of course.




lol that first guy is literally a hobo they put in a suit isnt it?

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
i would totally vote for her if she was just like

yeah im fat and make poor decisions but im qualified, you fucks

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

newreply.php posted:

[not a FiB thread!]

this



is belgium's new minister of healthcare. she used to be in charge of immigration and got really popular in that position for using an iron fist against brown people trying to mooch off our wealth.

now she's in charge of healthcare. it only makes sense since she's a doctor. she has previously acknowledged that her weight causes her problems and could be fixed but she simply has too busy a schedule.

so who's the better healthcare minister, maggie de block or joe camel?

she could probably free up some time in her schedule by not eating all the drat time

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

newreply.php posted:

lol that first guy is literally a hobo they put in a suit isnt it?

he's a doctor

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

, not a dietician.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Fat people have the most unpleasant and off putting facial expressions. Like I just picture a screeching sound coming out of her mouth.

ZergRushing
Oct 1, 2004

Zzulu posted:

Here's a painting of a man wearing waffles from the 16th century


WelL i hope you enjoyed learning a bit about waffles

Ummmm that's just my DnD game from last night dude. Matt has a really good grade in art class.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Hungry Joe posted:

She's willing to be fat and die for her job if her excuse is that she's too busy with work to get in shape. Sounds p committed to me OP

A universal healthcare program is important but a huge part of the healthcare strategy should be preventative measures. Also people that fat shouldn't be trusted to do anything forget about setting a good example

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Hungry Joe posted:

She's willing to be fat and die for her job if her excuse is that she's too busy with work to get in shape. Sounds p committed to me OP

Being that fat disqualifies her from the job imo.

Edit: I'd take "I'm like 60 and kinda heavy cause i'm old and poo poo whatever" but that just screams "gently caress up" to me

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
gross fat WOMAN for heatlh care minister lmbo good job belgium that's like having your finance minister not be a jew

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
She looks American.

Come to America, fat lady!
We have corn dogs!

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH

redshirt posted:

She looks American.

Come to America, fat lady!
We have corn dogs!

A new take on the carrot on a string

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
she is just big boned



98% bone, 2% body fat

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
watch Life In The Fat Lane

good porno one lady fills a small car and the dude rolls down the window to bang

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

watch Life In The Fat Lane

good porno one lady fills a small car and the dude rolls down the window to bang

Hahaha no way

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006


So is he:

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

newreply.php posted:


she has previously acknowledged that her weight causes her problems and could be fixed but she simply has too busy a schedule.


I'm guessing her schedule is so busy because of all the loving food she eats. It takes some effort to get that huge

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
who cares what happens in some country that hasn't been relevant since the 1600s

we got dudes in the middle east chopping folks heads off and Andrian Peterson beating babies to worry about

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
Why haven't we, as a global community, decide that Belgians are miserable people, and agreed to kill them all, by now?

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

Clitch posted:

Why haven't we, as a global community, decide that Belgians are miserable people, and agreed to kill them all, by now?

too white

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

watch Life In The Fat Lane

good porno one lady fills a small car and the dude rolls down the window to bang

Which one, there are like 18 of them.

Philadelphia
Sep 29, 2014
A really fat person can regulate someone else's health as long as they sit in front of a mirror and fat-shame themselves for at least an hour a day.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

FogHelmut posted:

she could probably free up some time in her schedule by not eating all the drat time

Yeah, you don't get that fat accidentally. It takes work.

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wit
Jul 26, 2011
Why isn't the Defence Minister an actual helicopter with rockets and stuff? What the gently caress is someone not even slightly made out of guns doing in such a position?

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