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If there's a really big magnet on the battlefield, all the enemy's bullets would stick to it as soon as they were fired. This would save millions of lives - unless, of course, the enemy countered with their own, bigger, magnet.
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Bullets are usually made out of lead which is non-ferrous so it wouldn't work. Sorry g0m. 
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Oct 10, 2014 13:15
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LLooks like war really is hell
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Oct 10, 2014 13:22
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New idea: a gigantic bullet-proof shield that all the soldiers can hide behind. But here's the thing - the shield is made of one-way glass, so they can see where the enemy soldiers are and shoot at them through gun holes, but the enemy soldiers can only see a really big mirror
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Oct 10, 2014 13:23
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You'd want it to be concave then you get the additional benefit of reflecting the sunlight at a pinpoint and burning poo poo.
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Oct 10, 2014 13:30
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That would be pretty good. I'm not too proud to admit when my ideas have been improved upon.
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Oct 10, 2014 14:35
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Idea: Get bombers and Drone Aircraft that can fly really high and have them drop explosives against enemies who's weapons cannot reach their altitudes
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Oct 10, 2014 17:08
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Booblord Zagats posted:Idea: Get bombers and Drone Aircraft that can fly really high and have them drop explosives against enemies who's weapons cannot reach their altitudes Not sure this would work tbqh - an enemy bomber could just fly even higher and drop a bomb on the first bomber.
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Oct 10, 2014 17:22
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Idea: invent special glasses that let troops see bad guys in the dark when the bad guys can't see them. Idea: invent a gun that can shoot over things bad guys hide behind. Idea: invent a weapon that can flood an ant hill full of bad guys and drown them in fire.
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Oct 10, 2014 17:23
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:Idea: invent a gun that can shoot over things bad guys hide behind. I don't think this could really work long-term. The solution is obviously to hide behind a taller object than the gun can see over, and there's an upper limit to how tall a gun can be Edit: Of course, this isn't TFR. Apologies for the derail.
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Oct 10, 2014 17:28
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Invent a gay bomb
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Oct 10, 2014 17:35
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Idea: what about a plane that has a big magnifying glass on it? It could fly over the bad guys and fry them.
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Oct 10, 2014 20:08
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no they will not posted:Not sure this would work tbqh - an enemy bomber could just fly even higher and drop a bomb on the first bomber. By "against enemies who's weapons cannot reach their altitudes" I mean lovely countries who can't even field a kite with a grenade tied to it
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Oct 10, 2014 22:52
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Idea: Invent a gun that shoots explosions, but instead of pulling the trigger with your finger, the enemy pulls the trigger by stepping/driving on it. Bury them in roads and trails. Watch from a safe distance. Maybe also shout something that makes you feel good when it works, I don't know, still working this part out. Maybe, "THIS IS GREAT!" or "THANKS, GOD!". Feel free to offer suggestions.
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Oct 10, 2014 23:06
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Victor Vermis posted:Idea: Invent a gun that shoots explosions, but instead of pulling the trigger with your finger, the enemy pulls the trigger by stepping/driving on it. Bury them in roads and trails. Watch from a safe distance. We can call them Inshallah Exterminate Dumbasses.
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Oct 10, 2014 23:09
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Idea: Only make enemies with poor people. Pay them to not fight. Idea: If the enemy is restricting your ability to drive in your own country, use pouty lips and puppy dog eyes until they relent. Pack cars with explosives, convince idiots to drive them into the enemy. Idea: Invent a shower head that shoots poisonous gas instead of water. Make enemies with dirty people. Idea: Invent an oven that cooks people. Make enemies with hungry people. Idea: Make enemies with people who read books. They are bad at fighting.
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Oct 10, 2014 23:30
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no they will not posted:I don't think this could really work long-term. The solution is obviously to hide behind a taller object than the gun can see over, and there's an upper limit to how tall a gun can be This legit made me lol
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Oct 10, 2014 23:40
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Invent a gay bomb We tested two in Japan, but they turned them into pedos. 
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Oct 11, 2014 00:42
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Mad Dragon posted:We tested two in Japan, but they turned them into pedos. OK, but how do you explain Afghanistan?
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Oct 11, 2014 02:10
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Idea: Invent a Takbir-seeking missile.
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Oct 11, 2014 02:21
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Why doesn't everyone just stand up, say gently caress this poo poo, and open up akimbo on the enemies' asses?
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Oct 11, 2014 03:48
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Infect all the goats with ebolaids. They all gently caress the goats/each other. They all die.
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Oct 11, 2014 03:59
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This man needs stars on his collar like.... yesterday, before lunch so he could still get some holes in at the course.no they will not posted:Not sure this would work tbqh - an enemy bomber could just fly even higher and drop a bomb on the first bomber.
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Oct 11, 2014 08:29
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my idea is to use lasers to draw a picture of Muhammad on the moon.
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Oct 11, 2014 12:21
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What if there was no war can you even imagine
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Oct 11, 2014 13:13
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Fucitol posted:What if there was no war last guy who imagined that was shot five times in the back
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Oct 11, 2014 14:02
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Fucitol posted:What if there was no war
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Oct 11, 2014 16:39
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the only real war is the one the rich elite have forced us to wage upon ourselves
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Oct 11, 2014 18:11
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Fucitol posted:What if there was no war That sounds terrible.
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Oct 11, 2014 18:15
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Zeris posted:the only real war is the one the rich elite have forced us to wage upon ourselves i spilled my eight dollar coffee on the way to the occupation rally the horror the horror
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Oct 11, 2014 18:36
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even since i was a kid i always thought the idea of world peace would be boring as poo poo. the gipper had it right, world peace will only happen when we have a bunch of aliens to loving slaughter.
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Oct 11, 2014 18:42
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Mike-o posted:even since i was a kid i always thought the idea of world peace would be boring as poo poo. 
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Oct 11, 2014 18:56
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CHECK THIS OUT -> They should make the clothes for soldiers out of the same stuff the black box on a plane is made of
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Oct 11, 2014 20:48
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no they will not posted:CHECK THIS OUT -> They should make the clothes for soldiers out of the same stuff the black box on a plane is made of It would make good camo too since people can't seem to find black boxes.
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Oct 11, 2014 20:59
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:It would make good camo too since people can't seem to find black boxes. to be fair not many people care about black anything soooooo
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Oct 11, 2014 22:05
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at the date posted:OK, but how do you explain Afghanistan? Fallout. We should just cut the military budget until goatherders pose a clear and present danger, then we send in Jack Ryan to use a rare blend of class, kick-assedness, and common sense to sort it all out.
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Oct 12, 2014 04:27
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We need to get back to basics OP, you were onto something with the magnet. Make tiny bullets that intercept the bullets the enemies fire. PM for the mailing address for the royalties check ty
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Oct 14, 2014 03:16
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This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!
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clone dinosaurs, attach lasers and missles to them, then ride the dinosaurs into war
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Oct 14, 2014 03:21
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a good post
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DeusExMachinima posted:We need to get back to basics OP, you were onto something with the magnet. Make tiny bullets that intercept the bullets the enemies fire. PM for the mailing address for the royalties check ty Is that genius, or what?
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