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Driving sucks, people are idiots. If a computer can smash atoms it can drive a car. I got poo poo I could be doing. What would u do while driving in a self driving car?
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Oct 10, 2014 15:36
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Dick around on my phone like I do now
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Oct 10, 2014 15:37
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Neukoln19 posted:Driving sucks, people are idiots. If a computer can smash atoms it can drive a car. I got poo poo I could be doing. What would u do while driving in a self driving car? It would just give me more time to read lovely threads like this, and I don't really want that. You know?
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Oct 10, 2014 15:37
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Rob banks and use the car as a getaway driver
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Oct 10, 2014 15:37
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Become a NASCAR driver
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Oct 10, 2014 15:38
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Install GPS with Snoop Dogg's voice "turnin rizzle right hizzle my bizzle but don't worry cuz, I behind the whizzle"
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Oct 10, 2014 15:40
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i hear the first self driving cars only came in black.
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Oct 10, 2014 15:41
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I'd probably be having a lot more sex. Looking back, it's really my lack of a self-driving car that's held me back all these years.
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Oct 10, 2014 15:42
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I would make driving sounds and engine noises and pretend to be steering, of COURSE.
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Oct 10, 2014 15:46
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gently caress yes I want to drink have a good time then at the end of the night everyone pile into a self driving car.
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Oct 10, 2014 16:03
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I want a self masturbating penis
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Oct 10, 2014 16:03
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I'd play my 3ds. Something gay like mario or something.
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Oct 10, 2014 19:42
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Neukoln19 posted:Driving sucks, people are idiots. If a computer can smash atoms it can drive a car. I got poo poo I could be doing. What would u do while driving in a self driving car? Ride the bus dummy
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Oct 10, 2014 19:46
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Neukoln19 posted:Driving sucks its pretty fun actually if you arent a retard and have a decent car
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Oct 10, 2014 19:48
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Neukoln19 posted:Driving sucks, people are idiots. If a computer can smash atoms it can drive a car. I got poo poo I could be doing. What would u do while driving in a self driving car? Drink Cheerwine posted:awful app
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Oct 10, 2014 19:48
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No More Heroes posted:Ride the bus dummy dude bus people are horrible poor and not white.
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Oct 10, 2014 19:48
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I actually dreamed I had a self-driving Google car last night. I used it for having lots of sex on the way to my destination. I hope the real ones come with tinted windows. Just kidding, that would ruin everything.
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Oct 10, 2014 19:49
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Insurance companies and crybabies will make self driving cars unable to go faster than 15mph and forced to stay 200 feet from all other cars at all times. They will be like really slow and inefficient trains.
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Oct 10, 2014 19:51
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Costello Jello posted:I actually dreamed I had a self-driving Google car last night. I used it for having lots of sex on the way to my destination. I hope the real ones come with tinted windows. Just kidding, that would ruin everything. Way. I'd be like, "hey baby, lets go drive around a cornfield and do it in the backseat." And then she'd be like, "who are you?"
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Oct 10, 2014 19:54
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Oct 10, 2014 19:54
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finally I can jerk off safely while commuting
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Oct 10, 2014 20:25
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gggiiimmmppp posted:finally I can jerk off safely while commuting I said the same when I upgraded to a car with airbags
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Oct 10, 2014 20:27
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Neukoln19 posted:Driving sucks, people are idiots. If a computer can smash atoms it can drive a car. I got poo poo I could be doing. What would u do while driving in a self driving car? sleep
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Oct 10, 2014 20:28
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Chinatown posted:its pretty fun actually if you arent a retard and have a decent car
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Oct 10, 2014 20:29
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I would pretend to be driving, matching my gear changes and braking / turning perfectly to the car's so it's as if i am actually driving
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Oct 10, 2014 20:31
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"Thank you for riding
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Oct 10, 2014 20:47
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 Only way to roll, son.
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Oct 10, 2014 20:51
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why get a self driving car to get you home from the bar? just drive a stick shift during the day and drink alone at home at night
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Oct 10, 2014 21:36
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cars are already self driving just weigh down the gas pedal with a heavy object
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Oct 10, 2014 21:38
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the implication is i want you to do something very dangerous that could end up getting you killed, heh heh... warning: very edgy 
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Oct 10, 2014 21:41
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i'd hide out of sight of other drivers to freak out those who aren't yet used to driverless cars
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Oct 10, 2014 22:13
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if there was a tailgate command i'd abuse the poo poo out of it while doing the above
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Oct 10, 2014 22:14
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i want a self sucking dick
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Oct 10, 2014 22:16
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the mark got into his subaru, putting it into auto-drive and headed home - or that's what he thought. in fact he had pissed off the wrong people and they had Russian associates who hacked into his subaru. the first thing he noticed which was amiss was when it turned left instead of right at Ducannon St. he tried the brakes - they didn't work. he pressed his key fob to turn off the engine ... it didn't work. then he heard the familiar voice of his sat nav, except it was sayin : "So Mr Prenton, as you see we have complete control of your vehicle. Now about the money you owe us ..."
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Oct 10, 2014 22:35
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SirEvelynTremble posted:the mark got into his subaru, putting it into auto-drive and headed home - or that's what he thought. in fact he had pissed off the wrong people and they had Russian associates who hacked into his subaru. the oceans will fill with cars when the chinese program peoples cars to drive to china.
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Oct 10, 2014 22:36
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Chinatown posted:its pretty fun actually if you arent a retard and have a decent car And not driving an automatic like an old lady. Stick to the stick.
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Oct 10, 2014 22:38
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Neukoln19 posted:Driving sucks, people are idiots. If a computer can smash atoms it can drive a car. I got poo poo I could be doing. What would u do while driving in a self driving car?
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Oct 10, 2014 22:44
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gently caress that poo poo. I can drive my own loving car.
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Oct 10, 2014 22:47
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I'd sleep and/or masturbate in the morning on the way to work. (2 hour commute, I have time for both) And start drinking immediately on the way home from work. First place that car would be going after leaving the dealership would be to get the windows tinted.
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Oct 10, 2014 23:53
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Chinatown posted:its pretty fun actually if you arent a retard and have a decent car
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