NFL Draft Prospect Thread: Talk about them here while Bewbies is MIA

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Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Chiefs are getting the top corner available since they cut Flowers. I hope Ifo is good.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 00:37

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 23:06

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

I'm the alpha male of this thread. All you ugly fuckers get out. This is my threat now.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 23:38

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

Should the Chiefs draft a QB

ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF

# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 23:48

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Sour Diesel posted:

Excuse me?

fight me irl, we're gonna decide who the TFF good looking alpha male is

you and me parm, i'm calling you out

Do I need to bark some more?

# ¿ Oct 30, 2014 00:36

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Kirios posted:

At the end of the day I'd be surprised if Winston wasn't #1. Character problems or not, how do you pass up on that talent at quarterback if you're a team picking #1?

If you're Oakland and you already drafted a QB. A trade is possible but that would be dealing with a literal devil so I don't know how any team could do it and sleep well at night.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 17:11

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

so can we just write in Melvin Gordon to Oakland at #1 or...

# ¿ Nov 16, 2014 17:31

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Ozu posted:

I can't imagine a RB going in the top 5 in this era. I also thought that 3 years ago though and then Trent Richardson happened.

Dan Brugler is a cool guy and I like his mock drafts.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/mock-draft/expert/dane-brugler

I was scrolling through this and thought he forgot the Chiefs for a minute but then I realized they were at 28 :stare:

I've never seen us mocked that high ever.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2014 01:53

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Ozu posted:

He was having a pretty rough year anyways but he's almost certainly not a 1st rounder now.

@Rand_Getlin
Sources: #Oregon CB Ifo Ekpre-Olomu suffered what is believed to be a serious knee injury in practice yesterday. Concern it's a torn ACL.

Oh no! Now who's KC gonna overdraft in the first? loving

# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 02:35

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Pron on VHS posted:

Why would KC draft a CB in the first round

We'll have a hole once they slide Parker back to SS.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 03:37

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

excidium posted:

1. Parker has been pretty bad outside of somehow shutting down Watkins at CB. He's much better suited for S.
2. Gaines is pretty good for a rookie.
3. Flemming looked pretty good last game.
4. We have way more needs than CB.

Only recently. Derrick Johnson, Tamba Hali, Dwayne Bowe, Brandon Albert, Eric Berry and Dontari Poe within the last 9 years.

We're not drafting a WR and there's no one else to take unless there's a LG or an RT worth getting at 17 or 18.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 15:58

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Raiders will get Melvin Gordon at 4 and like it.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2014 14:52

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Atticus Finch posted:

SBNation mock draft http://www.sbnation.com/nfl-mock-draft/2014/12/29/7459773/2015-nfl-mock-draft-marcus-mariota-jameis-winston-buccaneers-titans-raiders

It's not a good mock.

I'm okay with this for KC. Fisher must be removed soon.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 00:07

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Jameis is evil. Don't draft him, anyone. I rank him below whatever DII guy is declaring. Just don't let the Evil taint your team (I fully expect Denver to take a look when he drops to the third or whatever)

# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 19:28

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Pron on VHS posted:

Oh dude you are in for a fun time, Instagram is wild

Nearly everyone fifth grader at the school I worked at had an Instagram account and they would not stop talking about them.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 22:51

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

DGB is a bad and terrible person who should be in jail so he'll fit right in as the Broncos second rounder

# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 19:11

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

He pushed a girl down a flight of steps because he is a bad man.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 19:35

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

KIM JONG TRILL posted:

We live in America where people are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law, friend.

*snort* yeah, sure

# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 21:49

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

KIM JONG TRILL posted:

Its the truth, buddy. DGB is a fine upstanding young man with a promising career ahead of him. He smoked a little dope but that isn't so bad.

Next you're going to tell me she was a gold digger and she deserved it

# ¿ Jan 6, 2015 22:28

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

MourningView posted:

man if we just agree that you are super elightened can you stop responding to obvious joke posts and just move the gently caress on instead of posting the same thing over and over

Can never be to sure! I'll calm down from now on.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2015 01:07

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

AAA DOLFAN posted:

I'm really shaky if I'm someone looking at mariota or Winston this year. Really shaky.

Oh no! Has this been happening a lot recently? Or, is it just low blood sugar?

# ¿ Jan 7, 2015 19:42

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

African AIDS cum posted:

Wait does the anthropology department also sell Magic cards and trade paperbacks??

# ¿ Jan 10, 2015 05:11

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

AAA DOLFAN posted:

If I remember correctly that was an old sign or something.

My ex girlfriend lived across the street from there. What a whore.

Well excuse me!

# ¿ Jan 10, 2015 16:52

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Ozu posted:

Blah.

@NDFootball
Ronnie Stanley will remain at Notre Dame for his senior year & not enter the 2015 NFL Draft.

He was one of the guys I was wanting for KC if we don't got corner. Collins is now basically the best fit left for KC imo

# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 00:50

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Can the Chiefs consider anything other than WR in the first round?

Why drop a first on something you won't use? We'll get a late rounder and some UDFAs to replace Bowe.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 22:01

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

No Butt Stuff posted:

I'd like to show you this here Dee Ford that drafted last year.

Also, since Kiper has mocked DGB to the Chiefs, we now know it will never happen.

Dorsey telegraphs his draft moved so Ford makes sense because Hali is gone. Same thing that happened with Albert and Flowers. This year, we have to recover from losing Berry so prepare for a Parker replacement.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 22:28

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

I wish Cardale declared so I could wonder if I should buy his home or away jersey.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 22:35

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Chilichimp posted:

Are you ready for the rise of Aaron Murray? You're in for the long dark in KC, man.

Murray for starter and Cardale for Wildcat. Mmmmm nice.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 23:22

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

wandler20 posted:

Whoa, Bucky Brooks has Mariota going #18 to the Chiefs in his mock draft.

http://www.nfl.com/draft/2015/mock-drafts/bucky-brooks/215607

Oh ho! Very intriguing. Too bad Philly is going to trade up and take him though.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 22:49

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

*panting as I fall into this thread* STEVE BONO loving OWNS HARD

# ¿ Jan 26, 2015 23:05

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

MourningView posted:

And even McNabb went out and poo poo up two other NFL teams at the end. Andy Reid is a quarterback wizard. Everyone please remember this when Aaron Murray gets to start a couple games and looks competent. Do not trade your second rounders for him.

Yeah, take Chase instead

# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 03:49

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Grittybeard posted:

Chase is going to be free in a month or two, so unless the Chiefs can find another dumb front office to give up picks for a QB who's about to be cut or work out a trade with themselves I don't think there's anything there.

We wouldn't get a pick for him. It would just be a fourth string CB or something because Dorsey hates trading picks away with A Certain Exception.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 18:37

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

DGB to the Chiefs would be infuriating to me, as I'm sure you all know. Besides, once we let Parker walk we'll be snagging a CB for sure.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2015 18:55

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Atticus Finch posted:

If we didn't, you'll surely let us know!

I did but that was like ten pages ago! No need to repeat myself. I just wish there was a top flight CB in this draft who wasn't also PJ Williams. I doubt Ifo will even be able to do any combine stuff

# ¿ Feb 5, 2015 21:14

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

No Butt Stuff posted:

I think we need to see what happens in Free Agency and with our cap situation before we'll really know the need. I dunno if there's a FA Safety/Corner to take Parker's spot, or if the feeling in the war room is that that's the most pressing need, given Thompson's desire to build from within.

That said, if we restructure Bowe and Hali, we could sign Houston and still land a decent FA WR or Corner, or both, which could change our draft desires.

That would be ideal, but Dorsey's already made his decision. He loves to tip his hand about who's getting drafted or cut. Tamba's days were numbered the minute we drafted Dee Ford. Fisher was the clear pick for the first overall the moment Winston was cut. And now, with Flowers and eventually Parker gone, it's just a matter of waiting for whatever big, physical corner is around at #18. He's also going to cut Bowe and draft a late round small guy to replace him. This is after Houston takes us for all our money, which needs to happen ASAP

# ¿ Feb 7, 2015 02:13

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Grittybeard posted:

He might do both at the same time!

Whoever drafts him should be very excited and very worried at the same time. Or just mad. I don't know which is right.

I would lean towards furious, personally. Also, even if KC did take him, he'd bust right out of there in like two minutes so

# ¿ Feb 17, 2015 14:52

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

No Butt Stuff posted:

He'd make Jon Baldwin look like AJ Jenkins!

It's also worth noting he would not get any catches regardless

# ¿ Feb 17, 2015 19:38

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I would like a Trae Waynes but I don't think he'll be around by the time the Lions draft.

Because he'll be a Chief

# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 20:31

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Pron on VHS posted:

That would be a bad pick

Dorsey likes corners and Flowers and Parker are gone. I'd rather get La'el Collins personally but that's probably not going to happen.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 23:13

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Pron on VHS posted:

Yeah but Sean Smith is great, and Phillip Gaines looked promising. Then there's Marcus Cooper and Jamel Fleming who also are young and worth developing.

I want Maxx Williams or Eric Kendricks with our 1st round pick.

I like Cooper too but I'm not sold on Gaines at all. Seemed to me like he was getting beat all the time.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2015 00:18

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 23:06

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Grittybeard posted:

I wouldn't say I'm sold on him but Gaines seemed surprisingly good at first, then I think he got hurt or something and was dealing with that the rest of the season.

I don't remember specifically hearing about him being hurt but he was in and out of the lineup a lot.

Yeah, he also got like two concussions iirc

# ¿ Feb 26, 2015 00:51

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