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80 | 65.04% |
| Excuse yourself to the bathroom |
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12 | 9.76% |
| Try to spread your cheeks so you can pass it silently |
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12 | 9.76% |
| Wait for a loud noise (ex: train going by) to cover up for you |
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6 | 4.88% |
| Hold it in until he/she falls asleep |
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5 | 4.07% |
| Other (please explain) |
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8 | 6.50% |
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you need to fart? Goons of GBS this is a sensitive and important topic which i only trust your opinion on.
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Oct 10, 2014 22:37
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In this situation you are expected to perform a 'courtesy vent', wherein you stick you head under the sheets and huff up all the fart gas before it can strike your beloved's nose
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Oct 10, 2014 22:39
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Dutch Oven, op
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Oct 10, 2014 22:40
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gently caress yeah I let that poo poo rip, she does the same. sometimes I lift the covers up and vent to the atmosphere but most of the time I just go for it.
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Oct 10, 2014 22:40
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loud and proud
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Oct 10, 2014 22:40
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yesterday i ate a steak and salad and I swear to god my rear end released more methane than the siberian permafrost
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Oct 10, 2014 22:42
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sometimes when I wake up she tells me I woke her up in the middle of the night with a fart on her leg and I'm like "hell yeah"
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Oct 10, 2014 22:42
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If you're at the point where you're in bed together, I think you're pretty good to let it rip.
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Oct 10, 2014 22:42
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Voted 'other' - I let rip but open a gap at the side of the duvet so it goes in the opposite direction to my SO
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Oct 10, 2014 22:43
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Spread out to make it silent and then pretend you think they did it Works every time
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Oct 10, 2014 22:45
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i don't live by a train because i'm not a filthy poor
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Oct 10, 2014 22:45
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my girlfriend thinks farts are funny
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Oct 10, 2014 22:47
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Verisimilidude posted:my girlfriend thinks farts are funny ----------------
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Oct 10, 2014 22:48
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kecske posted:Dutch Oven, op
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Oct 10, 2014 22:51
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Tubgirl Cosplay posted:Spread out to make it silent and then pretend you think they did it the play innocent act is not very effective when you're the only person there besides them, hth
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Oct 10, 2014 22:51
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i too date middle school chicks... reported
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Oct 10, 2014 22:51
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Hold it in, but only long enough to jump out from under the covers and shove my rear end in a top hat directly in her face.
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Oct 10, 2014 23:07
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my waifu doesn't seem to mind my flatulence
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Oct 10, 2014 23:08
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challenge her to a fart-off
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Oct 10, 2014 23:16
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kecske posted:Dutch Oven, op This, but I use a pillow case
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Oct 10, 2014 23:18
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Idiot Syncratic posted:challenge her to a fart-off
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Oct 10, 2014 23:20
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Let it rip, but blame the dog.
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Oct 10, 2014 23:29
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i too date middle school chicks... kleen_therowdydog_banned.jpg is surprisingly accurate here
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Oct 10, 2014 23:35
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Oct 10, 2014 23:36
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Cubone posted:i don't live by a train because i'm not a filthy poor light rail bitch
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Oct 10, 2014 23:38
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let it rip and then act all worried that you may have contracted ebola.
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Oct 10, 2014 23:40
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Sleep in separate beds like white people in the 1950s Fart all you want
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Oct 10, 2014 23:56
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I actually don't fart in front of other people, even my wife, because it's kind of rude imo.
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Oct 11, 2014 00:00
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I stealthly lift one buttcheek for maximum flatus. Then act like I didn't eat an entire box of Fiber One bars for dinner (I did).
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Oct 11, 2014 00:00
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Big Beef City posted:I actually don't fart in front of other people, even my wife, because it's kind of rude imo. faart
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Oct 11, 2014 00:01
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i coax my wife to go down on me, then fart real hard.
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Oct 11, 2014 00:02
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Record it and post on the internet for comedy gold!!!
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Oct 11, 2014 00:02
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Big Beef City posted:I actually don't fart in front of other people, even my wife, because it's kind of rude imo.  fellow adultalso lol if you're that fat and unhealthy with a lovely diet that you fart a lot.
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Oct 11, 2014 00:02
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my xbox360 loves me for who i am
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Oct 11, 2014 00:03
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Xaris posted:
you will end up divorced
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Oct 11, 2014 00:04
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Usually I'll quietly call the dog over(he has radar ears so it's easy to surreptitiously attain his attention) then blast him in the face, sometimes the fart is too forceful and it'll waft over the dog into the fan stream, blanketing the whole room in effluvia. When this happens, I blame the dog who is now both active and within fart's suspected trajectory.
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Oct 11, 2014 00:19
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Press your sheets up against your buttcheeks, this muffles the noise and allows the fart to pass harmlessly into the bedroom
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Oct 11, 2014 00:31
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"if you don't think it's funny, you can't be my honey" -my polciy
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Oct 11, 2014 00:33
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OP anime pillows don't care.
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Oct 11, 2014 00:34
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Other.
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Oct 11, 2014 01:33
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