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80 | 65.04% |
| Excuse yourself to the bathroom |
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12 | 9.76% |
| Try to spread your cheeks so you can pass it silently |
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12 | 9.76% |
| Wait for a loud noise (ex: train going by) to cover up for you |
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6 | 4.88% |
| Hold it in until he/she falls asleep |
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5 | 4.07% |
| Other (please explain) |
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8 | 6.50% |
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never fart ever. just go through the motions in discomfort and then fart in the bathroom after
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Oct 11, 2014 01:35
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Excuse myself and drive at least 2 miles away. When I return, I re-powder my nose and re-apply my lipstick because I'm not a monster.
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Oct 11, 2014 01:36
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detectivemonkey posted:Excuse myself and drive at least 2 miles away. When I return, I re-powder my nose and re-apply my lipstick because I'm not a monster.
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Oct 11, 2014 01:39
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my wife say i fart when i sleep i tell her to deal with it and then give her the stone cold stunner
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Oct 11, 2014 01:41
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i have never farted in front of anyone. i am fart shy, OP 
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Oct 11, 2014 01:45
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I spread my cheeks and make it silent so I can pretend it's the guy doing the cucking. It's a very specific fetish and the only way I can get off anymore.
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Oct 11, 2014 02:32
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just stuff your bottom hole with cotton wool if you know you will be in bed with another person
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Oct 11, 2014 22:54
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save it up until he's gone then blow myself around the room like a ballon
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Oct 11, 2014 23:35
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manuever my butthole over her mouth and fart directly into her stomach
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Oct 11, 2014 23:39
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Oct 11, 2014 23:40
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tbh my boyfriend sometimes puts his entire penis in my bottom by way of intercourse yet i am too shy to fart in front of him, ever. weird huh?! although a noise similar to that of a fart did happen one time during, but technically speaking that was a queef (i checked online on the internet) so does not count  tho!!!!!!!!
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Oct 12, 2014 00:37
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gorki posted:tbh my boyfriend sometimes puts his entire penis in my bottom by way of intercourse is there another way to put a penis in a butt im not aware of
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Oct 12, 2014 01:06
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Lt. Dans Legs posted:is there another way to put a penis in a butt im not aware of Digestion 
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Oct 12, 2014 22:55
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Eikre posted:Digestion lol
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Oct 12, 2014 23:33
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Real talk: if you can't fart in front of each other, then it isn't love.
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Oct 13, 2014 01:16
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I can't imagine what it's like to have an SO or even being in bed with another physical human being, this thread is triggering me
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Oct 13, 2014 01:16
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if you can't fart with them in the same bed then I dont know what kind of relationship that would be a sad one
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Oct 13, 2014 01:18
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Xaris posted:
Look at this guy who doesn't understand that a vegetable heavy diet will give you tons of rank farts
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Oct 13, 2014 01:45
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fellow adult
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Oct 13, 2014 01:51
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Probably wake them up and tell them they poo poo the bed, what are you gonna do? Sit and try to sleep in poo poo? C'mon
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Oct 13, 2014 02:00
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fingerpaint
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Oct 13, 2014 02:34
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position my rear end near her face, fart, and then say, "Someone's talking poo poo behind my back."
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Oct 13, 2014 03:22
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assholes contain many essential vitamins.
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Oct 13, 2014 03:24
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my wife said I farted in my sleep once and it scared the cats
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Oct 13, 2014 03:53
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so many disgustos here
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Oct 13, 2014 04:07
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How do I vote from the awful app
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Oct 13, 2014 04:12
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