YosMas Secret Santa: Jesus Christ can we be done with this yet, it's mid january

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Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

REGISTRATION HAS CLOSED FOR 2014 :woop:

Hello, Kia Ora and other ethnic salutations to you all. Halloween is fast approaching so its time for everyone to get their poo poo together because this is happening.

The aim of this is for me to become like the previous Secret Sa nta coordinator thingies and stop posting in YOSPOS for yonks. This will benefit all involved.

I am one of several yos-posters with a bovine reference in their username. I am the reluctant and lovely farmer person. I am also a reluctant and lovely santa coordinator. I am also a ~~reluctant~~ and lovely poster.

:siren:

BREAKING NEWS

Funhilde posted:

BTW- After assignments have gone out I'll be totally able to be the "elf" and ask folks questions- just PM me. I'll have an email address too in case you don't have Plat.

Funhilde posted:

for Elf purposes please use email funhilde at gmail.com

In addition if you would like to send relative_q a note or a funny picture of your cat or whatever (keep in mind he has parental overseers) I can put together a card/image book for him from those. Send nice quality images though so they aren't too blurry. I got a picture book from Walgreens for Gatos Y Vatos last year and it was not too pricy and easy enough to out together.

---

ENDS---

Welcome to the Yospos SS Experience. Where if you send someone bugs, you will be chased out mercilessly.

I have my own legitimate copy of MS Excel for Mac and live in a timezone ahead of all you guys pretty much so I am pretty down and legit and honest and all that.

I have no interest in what you guys do, what you are called or where you live because I hate computers and dont know how they work.

So. without further delay

I will shamelessly Copy and Paste from the previous thread:

No lurkers please, unless an active poster is able to vouch for you

Minimum of $20 (shipping not included). Handmade gifts are totally encouraged and appreciated, so long as there was obvious thought put into it.

You must post in this thread- both the required registration post and subsequent update posts, including unboxing pics.

Register by end of FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14TH nzst. NEW ZEALAND TIME. :siren:

Anyone trying to register after then will be excluded. This is more than enough time. Santee assignments will be sent out the following weekend.

Proof of shipment. This can be PM'd or emailed to me. If you're doing multiple shipments , please let me know. If proof of shipment has not been received by Dec. 31st,

you will be considered a flake and banned.

:

Send me a PM or email me at angrymoocow at outlook co nz with the following:

Username + old usernames
Real name
Real address. Please specify if this is a work address, and please use an address you're sure will be permanent through the new year.
Your Secret Santas and Santees from years prior
Whether you are or are not interested in shipping internationally.

:
Things you are interested in and/or not interested in (including whether you are open to receiving booze/porn/paraphernalia- please check your local booze laws)

Any pets you have, maybe mention if you have kids

Steam name, link to Amazon wishlist, etc if you have them

If you are wanting clothes, post how many X's preface the L on your shirt size.

Optional: any suggestions you have to improve the gift exchange

Any questions for your Santee can be sent to me and I will post them here. Happy gifting!

***If you have any suggestions for more helpful links to add to the OP, please post them in this thread***

:byodood:

These people have decided to make me do some work on this thing and are confirmed on the list :sassargh:

code:


Number	Username
1	wesley snypes
2	Farmer Crack-rear end
3	A Pinball Wizard
4	Skyl3lazer
5	Cold on a Cob
6	Ericadia
7	Bloody
8	Pumpy dumper
9	Adult Sword Owner
10	GATOS Y VATOS
11	Wild Eeprom
12	Deviant
13	pointers
14	HAIL eSATA-n
15	Jerry Cotton
16	quadpus
17	atomicthumbs
18	Sniep
19	ANIME MONSTROSITY
20	flakeloaf
21	Peanut and the Gang
22	kraftwerk singles
23	Fuzzy Mammal
24	nigga crab pollock
25	CrazyLittle
26	AtomD
27	syntaxrigger
28	Symbolic Butt
29	Beast of Bourbon
30	Elder Postsman
31	Funhilde
32	Soutfish
33	theflyingexecutive
34	Faxlore
35	Tangra
36	teen bear
37	spankmeister
38	~Coxy
39	DJ Meow Mix
40	24-7 Urkel cosplay
41	enotnert
42	RZA Encryption
43	Tusen Takk
44	Mathole
45	uncurable mlady
46	ChickenOfTomorrow
47	saucepanman
48	Vintersorg
49	fool_of_sound
50	Cocoa Crispies
51	axolotl farmer
52	PokeJoe
53	peepsalot
54	duckfarts
55	Variable_H
57	57Hz
56	angry_keebler
58	Endless Mike
59	Kuvo
60	Grandmaster.FLV
61	Cat Face Joe
62	Jimmy Carter
63	Vodkat
64	Optimus_Rhyme
65	CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
66	Miley Virus
67	no they will not
68	Malcolm XML
69	vanilla slimfast
70	Madeupfred
71	Rosoboronexport
72	flyboi
73	hobbesmaster
74	Samuel L. ACKSYN
75	THC
76	PCjr Sidecar
77	Janitor Prime
78	ShadowHawk
79	Solus M.D.
80	Number19
81	Kwinkles
82	Nelson MandEULA
83	bump_fn
84	mightaswell
85	Migishu

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

The previous SS coordinator that you lovely YOSPOS community hounded out has kindly given me the list that he complied of all those who trusted the giver of one of the greatest yosmas gifts in history with their most personal of personal details.

If you were thinking that you would be able to get off the list because of the loss of YOSPOS legend madeupfred, then you will be disappointed. I am sure that the purveyor of such fine gifts will not sell or abuse those details.

(PM me if you want to about being on my list without actually sending me stuff)

Moo Cowabunga fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Dec 3, 2014

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:13

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:13

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

I have broken my arm for some stupid reason so doing this is harder than it should be. If it looks like poo poo, then I will deploy all of my excuses.

Dur aka elder something-somethhing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbAdEGOH5Q0

CrazyLittle

others...

DJ Meow Mix

Tangra

Bump_fn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzIhgyN-FqU

god drat awful.app.

Wild Eeprom

Janitor Prime

theflyingexecutive

Vanilla Slimfast

atomicthumbs [banned for other reasons]

PCjr sidecar

Cold on the Cob

Kuvo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mdlK797J0k

no they will not

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

Retro booting gaming woop

quadpus

axolotl farmer

Funhilde

Hail eSATA-n

Vintersorg

Nelson MandEULA

RZA Encryption

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTPGA-5hudU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CthIhw3sA7w

Rosoboronexport

GATIS Y VATOS

Number19

PokeJoe

Enotnert

duckfarts

ChickenofTomorrow

Pumpy Dumper

Kwinkles

Deviant

pointers

Fuzzy Mammal

Optimus_Rhyme

vodkat

skyl3lazer

Farmer Crack-rear end

teenbear

fool_of_sound

Symbolic Butt

A Pinball Wizard

A Pinball Wizard posted:

A pinball wizards gift

Jimmy Carter

angry_keebler

Ericadia

Variable_H

syntaxrigger

Peanut and the gang

The 2013 thing

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

CLICK THE ABOVE QUOTE TO BE TRANSPORTED MAGICALLY TO LAST YEARS GIFT UNBOXING!!! :siren:

The 2012 thing

The 2011 thing

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I am was a simple farmer and can not fathom such computing technology and the storage unit is not on the live forums and I can't link it. Its on Page 99 on the 2013 and it is freakin' awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qiq8e65TUs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3shHgxx6bU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEO19pzprGo

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Funhilde posted:

Yeah. I'm not sending until the 4th/5th.

https://www.usps.com/holiday/

obstipator posted:

Please DO NOT ship an explosive to your yossantee. No matter how funny you think it will be, you will regret it. Learn from my mistakes, everyone.

Moo Cowabunga fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Dec 29, 2014

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:14

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

can this itinerant farmer/yosposter show us the true meaning of yosmas? I believe he can.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:15

ChiralCondensate: Nov 13, 2007; what is that man doing to his colour palette?; Grimey Drawer

now I know who I'm sending a miracle whip-filled mattress to

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:16

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

not to madeupfred, he did nothing wrong.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:16

pram: Jun 10, 2001

lol at trusting some shifty antipode with a task of such profound importance

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:17

Pewdiepie: Oct 31, 2010

That mod is gay and butt hurt over the dream cast.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:19

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

i feel safer sending my address to a guy who got a mattress than to a guy who send a dreamcast full of mealworms

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:20

the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 396 days!

i am fully down with having mr cow organize this mess.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:25

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

:tip shat:

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:27

the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 396 days!

In the spirit of the season i did not select 'go away moo cow'

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:28

sleepy gary: Jan 11, 2006

first post :cool:

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:28

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Pewdiepie posted:

That mod is gay and butt hurt over the dream cast.

no YOURE gay and butthurt

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:30

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

wesley snypes posted:

In the spirit of the season i did not select 'go away moo cow'

Same, OP

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:30

the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 396 days!

last year i had to ship things to new zealand and it took forever and was a pain in the rear end.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:31

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

And you brought great joy with that rear end pain.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:32

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

wesley snypes posted:

last year i had to ship things to new zealand and it took forever and was a pain in the rear end.

don't ship things to new zealand in your rear end. use a box or something.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:33

the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 396 days!

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

And you brought great joy with that rear end pain.

didnt your wife drink most of the fanciest beer without realizing and then ask if you could 'go down the road to get more' lol

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:34

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Yeah. Precious memories.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:35

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

pram posted:

lol at trusting some shifty antipode with a task of such profound importance

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:35

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

wesley snypes posted:

didnt your wife drink most of the fanciest beer without realizing and then ask if you could 'go down the road to get more' lol

lol

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:35

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Cold on a Cob posted:

lol

lol

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:36

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

hooray

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:37

raruler: Oct 5, 2003; “Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

I'm waiting a week to see who ultimately becomes the yosmas coordinator

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:39

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Same.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 02:39

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

atomicthumbs posted:

Same, OP

# ? Oct 11, 2014 03:04

the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 396 days!

congratulations on your new ongoing responsibility

# ? Oct 11, 2014 03:05

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

i cant wait

# ? Oct 11, 2014 03:08

Number19: May 14, 2003; HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH

op: you should tell people to update their wishlists before they post them

# ? Oct 11, 2014 03:13

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

I am open to receiving booze, maybe really good porn, but not drug paraphernelia as I am a huge loser wussbag who does not do drugs. I like whisk(e)y, cognac, rum, basically any brown liquor.

I have two cats, a small gray shorthair and a big floofy maine coon. They have a Kitty City hideaway that they enjoy, and I bet they would like additions as well!

Additionally I am a huge space opera nerd, I enjoy Star Trek, Star Wars, Babylon 5, animes about space pirates and space trains and assorted bullshit, etc. I also like sci-fi in general, please feel free to send me collections of short stories or other legit good books.

EDIT: my steamID, i have a small wishlist, if you want to gift me a vibeo gabe or otherwise hit me up on steamchat or w/e.

Farmer Crack-Ass fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Nov 7, 2014

# ? Oct 11, 2014 03:13

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Number19 posted:

op: you should tell people to update their wishlists before they post them

# ? Oct 11, 2014 03:25

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

why isnt santa teddy in the OP

# ? Oct 11, 2014 03:27

the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 396 days!

post post post

i like beer very much, stouts, ales, and rauchbiers especially. no drug or porn things please

motorcycling (sportbikes and racing is my thing) and art is very much my poo poo so if you've got a neat poster or artbook or model or something in mind that would be cool. im kind of rebuilding my place after a flood so little decorative knicknacks would be nice. gimmick gifts and/or anything handmade will be appreciated of course. really just send me whatever you think is cool and ill probably like it

last year we all put down our shirt sizes and i think that was a good idea. i wear a men's medium shirt, or maybe small if we're talking american sizes.

oh yeah i'm canadian so if you do send me booze they'll probably try to take it at the border. sned at your own risk/in a separate package labelled as something harmless

the bsd boys fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Oct 11, 2014

# ? Oct 11, 2014 03:29

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

dont worry guys and gals your personal information will be stored safely in iCloud :yayclod:

# ? Oct 11, 2014 03:34

A Pinball Wizard: Mar 23, 2005; I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands; College Slice

no booze, u can sent weed but if the cops find it i dont know who u are

food is good, esp. local stuff and foreign candy

porn is ok i guess but only gay porn because i am gay

no pets or children

shirt size men's medium (or large if they tend to run small)

i like funy computer but please do not send any actual funy computers unless they are very small because my apartment is so tiny

i like books, mostly scifi and history. i have a kindle. i dont watch movies because lol ADHD. i rarely play bideo james anymore. i love music and my favorite music is disco (see above re: gay) but i also like pretty much anything made before 1990, dance music, and japanese hip hop. i like to knit.

mostly what I like is anything unique or hard to find in my area (illinois) so like some bespoke artisanal hand crafted swedish ball scratcher or whatever. like not something i could just go to wal-mart and get (note: my present to you is coming from wal mart)

A Pinball Wizard fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Nov 14, 2014

# ? Oct 11, 2014 03:35

the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 396 days!

recommend posting your shirt sizes itt.

# ? Oct 11, 2014 03:35

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

wesley snypes posted:

recommend posting your shirt sizes itt.

yes sorry, i updated the OP before with this

# ? Oct 11, 2014 03:36

the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 396 days!

how big is an american medium anyway. i think i might swim in it

# ? Oct 11, 2014 03:38

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

wesley snypes posted:

how big is an american medium anyway. i think i might swim in it

much bigger than they were 10 years ago

# ? Oct 11, 2014 03:41

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theadder: Dec 30, 2011

postin itt

# ? Oct 11, 2014 03:52

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