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No ants, worms or matresses
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Christmas is good 101 39.76%
The holidays are bad 78 30.71%
Go away Moo cow. 75 29.53%
Total: 152 votes
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theadder
Dec 30, 2011


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the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 405 days!

raruler
Oct 5, 2003

“Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
that's not quite how i remember dark city

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




precious yosmas memories

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 405 days!
lol that pos is still holding together

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

wesley snypes posted:

In the spirit of the season i did not select 'go away moo cow'

same except the opposite

Liver Disaster posted:

yeah all things considered i have a po box so its on them if its the large usps container full to the brim with bees
im cool with booze (not sure if cali is), no to drugs, porn is cool im bi so go nuts :wink:
i dont have any kids, pets, friends, etc
i like electronics, hats, scarves, volkswagen related things
local foods thrill me as well

im working really hard on finding a locally crafted wooden bear since those are apparently 'the thing' out here

who gives a gently caress, where do i send my personal information

e: also im an american large/extra large idgaf if you send me a small/medium ill post pics out of spite

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




me

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
I'm in.

previous santa 2013: mightaswell (funy old computer book)
previous santa 2012: Audio (a box of food, hotsauce, and a wagner action figure)
previous santee 2013: teen bear (funy computer painting)
previous santee 2012: rza encryption (goatse mug)

quote:

Things you are interested in and/or not interested in (including whether you are open to receiving booze/porn/paraphernalia- please check your local booze laws)
I'm not a big drinker, so I'd skip the alcohol.
I don't :420:
I like funy camera and also funy computer
no bugs worms arachnids or anything that is currently living, basically. Would prefer not to have any bug type things.
I like food, especially if you are overseas. Things like vegemite are great.
I like to sperg out about watches and fountain pens and paper and film
I like art things, mostly photo stuff.
I don't play a lot of video games but when I do it's on PC. I don't have any consoles.
I love lego
I wear a size Medium.

quote:

Any pets you have, maybe mention if you have kids
I have some rear end in a top hat cats and no kids.

quote:

Optional: any suggestions you have to improve the gift exchange
Make a list of participants on the first post

Wild EEPROM fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Oct 13, 2014

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Wild EEPROM posted:

Make a list of participants on the first post

and do a hall of fame post so we can all read about the mattress, and the wormcast, and the storage unit

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Wild EEPROM posted:

Make a list of participants on the first post

it's on the 2nd post to annoy you specifically :smugmrgw:

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

atomicthumbs posted:

and the storage unit

I missed this. link plz op

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




yeah idk wtf the storage unit is I had grand plans to dig out this stuff once I got to a real computer and not this pretend fake iPad Air computer

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

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I'm in last year's Santa was that dude who lives in Taiwan and works for a consumer router company. oh url. santee was cold on a cob

I'm happy to ship us and canada not sure about yurp and down south because I like to

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 405 days!
reminder that you can get custom fabric and wrapping paper ordered from here: http://www.spoonflower.com/welcome

no minimum order, all you need is a picture of a reasonable size and format

Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.
i would like to participate this year. last year i only lurked and loled at :wormcast:

i will officially sign up when i feel like it.

Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.
i have access to like 500 3d printers at work, so whoever get will get some 3d printed dicks probably

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
hi hello

quote:

Things you are interested in and/or not interested in (including whether you are open to receiving booze/porn/paraphernalia- please check your local booze laws)

i don't drink, take drugs, or masturbate, so please no alcohol, drugs, or pornography
i have no room in my closet and i make most of my clothing anyway so clothing is not necessary
i don't really have room for knick-knacks, books, curios, or other small items
my diet is preplanned so snacks or holiday treats would be unfortunately wasted effort

like last year i'll likely be out of town when my gift arrives so i'll have it sent to a friend's address to protect the gift from damage or theft, so please no perishable goods, gross surprises, industrial waste, mine tailings, or anything else that would be a nuisance for a normal

quote:

Any pets you have, maybe mention if you have kids

my cat died last christmas so no worries there

quote:

Steam name, link to Amazon wishlist, etc if you have them

n/a

angry_keebler fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Oct 11, 2014

teen bear
Feb 19, 2006

i hope i get made up fred so i can send him something nice

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

teen bear posted:

i hope i get made up fred so i can send him something nice

A mealworm filled with dreamcasts

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
im afraid a dotagoon will get my address and mail a bomb to my house or send me a pissed off scorpion

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn

Korean Boomhauer posted:

im afraid a dotagoon will get my address and mail a bomb to my house or send me a pissed off scorpion

im afraid of that too for you, i never realized dotagoons were so violent or that they even existed. what a world!!!!


also sorry madeupfred, i believed in u :(

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




my dream

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
actually a pet scorp sounds really cool i might sign up

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

yeah i'll probably sign up, give me a couple of weeks to sort some poo poo out then scorpions for everyone

probably won't spend as much as last year tho :shobon:

teen bear
Feb 19, 2006

is there a whole yospos dota goon thing going on in the video game thread? all the more reason to avoid it

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
im not good/confident enough to play with them without getting screamed at so i just play bot games. some of them are fun but i just play for fun and not to get the most dota points or whatever and i dont fit in there. i just play shootmans now though, fits my knees.

Korean Boomhauer fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Oct 11, 2014

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
did swamp izzo ever wear those custom made Chris Brown shoes I wonder...

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

yup sure i'll go

i like shameful games and weird music, i'm guywohdiesalot on steam cause i'm a guy and i die a lot, and i think just about everything is funny except for my posting

i will send you something you might like and something you probably will not


How to send things to people in Canada when you're not a people in Canada

send your drugs, weapons, booze, porn and meat to someone else cause our border service guys will keep that stuff. but they won't be angry or anything cause they're really nice and polite. The only thing that annoys them is creepy anime child porn, because that's literally the same as actual child porn here, and they will send cops to our house to ask what the gently caress we're doing asking people to send us that stuff. also christmastime is frozen wasteland time so anything alive when you send it will probably be dead when we get it

fedex and ups and those guys assign random bullshit fees that probably cost more than the gift. handing the box back to the parcel guy and telling him 'gently caress that i'm not paying a $100 broker fee for a hollowed out game console full of worms" isn't very christmasy. if you are in america you can use your very own united states postal service, the world's best postal service, to send us things that we can frame and love forever

flakeloaf fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Nov 10, 2014

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

also i think moocow deserves something nice for running this gong show

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

angry_keebler posted:

hi hello


i don't drink, take drugs, or masturbate, so please no alcohol, drugs, or pornography
i have no room in my closet and i make most of my clothing anyway so clothing is not necessary
i don't really have room for knick-knacks, books, curios, or other small items
my diet is preplanned so snacks or holiday treats would be unfortunately wasted effort

like last year i'll likely be out of town when my gift arrives so i'll have it sent to a friend's address to protect the gift from damage or theft, so please no perishable goods, gross surprises, industrial waste, mine tailings, or anything else that would be a nuisance for a normal


my cat died last christmas so no worries there


n/a

no drugs, alcohol, steam games, knick knacks, clothes, snacks, treats, pets

there is literally nothing to get you

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i'm in

things i like:
- funy computer
- funy retro video game
- funy retro sci fi art stuff
- funy treats and candies (on a diet, don't go too crazy)
- funy small nerdy tchotchkes, coffee mugs, fridge magnets, etc.
- handmade stuff

maybe send me:
- i really like to read books, mostly non-fiction but some fiction is good. i have like, 40 63 (!) unread books on my shelves though. but if you were to send me some cool old scifi books with awesome covers i'd still probably be yours forever (text me)
- beer and booze. i mostly pale ales and pilsners. i don't have a sophisticated palate. you're welcome to try to get me to try something new though. dunno how diligent canada customs is at catching booze.
- e: nerdy boardgame stuff

please don't send me:
- drugs or paraphernalia b/c it will be seized at the border or wasted on me
- mattresses and/or bugs, live and/or dead
- clothes
- anything else that would probably be seized at the border i guess
- porn

i also have a:
- dog. she is 17 lbs and has a tie already and likes chicken
- wife. she is 125 lbs and has a tie already and she likes crisps (aka chips)

i'll pm a link to my amazon wishlist to anger moo cow if you get desperate but really i'd rather a funny surprise i immediately throw in the garbage garage to some book i was planning on buying anyway

i'll update this post if i think of anything else

Cold on a Cob fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Nov 15, 2014

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

24-7 Urkel Cosplay posted:

no drugs, alcohol, steam games, knick knacks, clothes, snacks, treats, pets

there is literally nothing to get you

mealworms are already dead

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i found this looking at the old threads



someone buy it, tia

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
oh i forgot i'm also a huge space nut in general, so space program memorabilia would be a huge hit with me

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
please add this to the op, the only thing of value i ever contributed i think :)

http://vimeo.com/56131140

my dream is getting moose milkie as my secret santee or santa, i wish he would come back just for this thread :shobon:

teen bear
Feb 19, 2006

Cold on a Cob posted:

please add this to the op, the only thing of value i ever contributed i think :)

http://vimeo.com/56131140

my dream is getting moose milkie as my secret santee or santa, i wish he would come back just for this thread :shobon:

now that i think about it i've always pictured you looking like santa irl

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


posting in the legit thread.

i like funy computer
i like beer/liquor/wine
i like nerdy boardgame
i don't like drugs
my shirt is an L
i have 2 cats

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/N95IEPYEN1WR/ref=cm_wl_rlist_go_o (work in progress)
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sadeviant/wishlist/

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Hello again

I play a lot of bideo game
I cannot drink so no alchohol (:()
Drug is ok i guess but lets be honest whos sending drug
Im big into scifi stuff, Iain M. Banks has been a hit recently
I need things to put in my apartment, possibly on walls?
No pets

Basically cool/interesting stuff computer/game/scifi related is probably a big hit!

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creatine
Jan 27, 2012




am i gonna get a wormcast from madeupfred

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