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whatis posted:centipedes legit scare me op Here is a man with a healthy respect for the centipede. You are a fine person sir.
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Millipedez also can get u high', if u r a lemur (just rub them all over!)
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Oct 11, 2014 05:20
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Centipedes have tiny dicks. That's why they are unpopular.
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Oct 11, 2014 05:21
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Gaunab posted:Centipedes suck I hope you run into a centipede in a dark alley and tell him just that you card
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Oct 11, 2014 05:21
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Shai'haluuuuuuud
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Oct 11, 2014 05:28
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whatis posted:centipedes legit scare me op yeah, they're the only animal that just really creeps me out
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Oct 11, 2014 05:28
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no man should fear an animal they can kill with a shoe.
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Oct 11, 2014 05:29
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whatis posted:centipedes legit scare me op I live in the northeast in an old house with a damp basement, which is the perfect place for Scutigera coleoptrata, the house centipede. In the fall they move inside to get away from the cold, because they're originally from the Mediterranean and can't take the cold. They are unnerving just because they move so goddamn fast, but like spiders you can learn to appreciate them. They're voracious predators that will eat far more other bugs than a spider. Lazy spiders just hang around in a corner, centipedes work for their meals. If you see them inside all year round it means you need to clean your filthy house, you slob.
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Oct 11, 2014 05:30
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TOILETLORD posted:no man should fear an animal they can kill with a shoe. you can kill a human with a shoe, lol u can probably kill a bear with a shoe if the shoe smells good but is poisonous
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Oct 11, 2014 05:30
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Morkyz posted:you can kill a human with a shoe, lol u can probably kill a bear with a shoe if the shoe smells good but is poisonous dog or bigger switch to a hammer.
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Oct 11, 2014 05:31
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I don't know what you're talking about. My neighbors are centipedes and they're tremendously fun and popular. They are into swapping, and get THE best leaves around.
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Oct 11, 2014 05:38
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TOILETLORD posted:dog or bigger switch to a hammer. I'd use a hammer with an insect too tbh, don't want to have to clean that off my shoes.
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Morkyz posted:I'd use a hammer with an insect too tbh, don't want to have to clean that off my shoes. if you tie a hammer to a broom handle/long stick you can stand 3-4 feet from the critter you are killing good for snakes.
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Oct 11, 2014 05:41
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I use household cleaning sprays and make those fuckers suffer.
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Oct 11, 2014 05:42
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you shouldn't kill centipedes because if you have centipedes in your house it means that they are saving you from smashing a bunch of ants and roaches and spiders and saving your house from termites and poo poo, because thats what they do. they are nature's little terminator robots from the future, sent back to provide you with pest control for free like what kind of sissy loses their poo poo and starts throwing shoes around at the sight of the most beneficial bug that you want to have living in your home with you? man up
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Oct 11, 2014 05:43
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gggiiimmmppp posted:you shouldn't kill centipedes because if you have centipedes in your house it means that they are saving you from smashing a bunch of ants and roaches and spiders and saving your house from termites and poo poo all i have near me right now are rattle snakes and black widows those are what hammer sticks were made for.
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Oct 11, 2014 05:44
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i bet you kill non-poisonous snakes too black snake on the driveway? better kill it because I want spiders and crickets and rats and poo poo!!
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Oct 11, 2014 05:44
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Centipedes aren't scary. Except for that one made out of people, that one was legit hosed up.
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Oct 11, 2014 05:48
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why does no one want to be known as a centipedophile
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Oct 11, 2014 06:43
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I don't like bugs but human centipedes can be cute
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Oct 11, 2014 06:47
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Finally getting the sniper rifle and oneshotting these things at 1000 yards was such a sweet, sweet moment
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Oct 11, 2014 07:32
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Centipedes' legs number anywhere from 30 to 382 but there has never been one found with exactly 100. I know this bullshit but I can't remember where I put my passport. Way to prioritize, brain!
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Oct 11, 2014 07:34
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Centipedes are weird little monsters. But they are pretty cool. 
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Oct 11, 2014 07:39
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Myrmomancer posted:Centipedes are weird little monsters. How do you say "go mine some vespine gas you douchebag" in zerg?
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Myrmomancer posted:Centipedes are weird little monsters. I love that lil guy.
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Prehistoric centipedes ruled even harder. For reference: Scientists say that they were actually herbivorous. But they weren't some kinda stupid, multi-legged cow.  
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Oct 11, 2014 08:23
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Myrmomancer posted:Prehistoric centipedes ruled even harder. For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRPzPjOR9lc (  for poor mouse violence)Seeing one of those mother fuckers must be terrifying as hell.
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Oct 11, 2014 08:39
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'Tis the season
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Oct 11, 2014 08:45
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There is a reason that this existed for years. gently caress centipedes.
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Oct 11, 2014 09:02
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Not a centipede. Not even an arthropod!
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Oct 11, 2014 10:15
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Centipede killing a snake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooFSFR2s7Ig
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Oct 11, 2014 10:23
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Klyith posted:Like the ones you will actually see, or the crazy giant tropical ones? I also live in the northeast and get these from time to time. The worst part is when they get massively huge, then you turn around and they are on the wall at face level like 6 inches from you. And all you can do is scream like a pussy. The first time I saw one it had appeared directly under my desk and I dropped a camera lens on it, it just shrugged it off and ran into a crack at 60 mph. 
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Oct 11, 2014 10:30
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Centipedes are fuckin' gay. not that theres anything wrong with that.
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Oct 11, 2014 11:26
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Millipedes are like tiny walking bug trains and way cooler than centipedes.
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Oct 11, 2014 12:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCdepGub0Jg drat
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Oct 11, 2014 12:07
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Gotta give it to them, though: that is hardcore.
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Oct 11, 2014 12:09
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Bluemillion posted:No creature on this loving earth is radical enough to deserve two skeletons. Like, a million years later, some dude digs up the fossil and is like, "Whoa, I have discovered the raddest creature that ever did breath." and gets a science prize for that poo poo. Turtles are the greatest animals.
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Oct 11, 2014 12:58
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Your cat is very sick.
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I firmly disagree with Rebbie Jackson. She may find the centipede to be hot, but I don't see it that way. To me, they're just terrifying. Honestly, who sexualizes a centipede? What the hell is wrong with this woman?!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8SdzwoIcwo
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