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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

BLARGHLE posted:

Chevy or nothing

Unless you have a line on a left hand drive vauxhall or something....

hyundai makes really good cheap little cars now.

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Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

How come small rural towns always have a Dairy Queen? Like, none of the usual staples, but always a Dairy Queen.

I hate to use the cliche (no I don't) it really is a Texas thing. Now I don't know if this is true or a Texas Urban Legend but there are supposedly a lot of things on the DQ menu you can only get in Texas.

I have a 84 Dodge Super Ram that was my uncles. Converted to run off of propane and has a big ole 100 gallon tank in the bed. That loving truck can out haul and out pull drat near any other modern truck on the road.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I grew up pretty much in the middle of nowhere and it really sort of sucked

high school kids would hang out at a loving gas station because there was nowhere else to go :lol:

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.
Looks like some one didn't have a Sonic and football stadium. :smug: There was also a bunch of old batterys and wells that the farmers kept filled with water so that there was our down home swimming holes.

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

TOILETLORD posted:

hyundai makes really good cheap little cars now.

Honestly, I do a lot of work for the local hyundai/kia dealers, and t
hey have come a long way in the last 10 years, but I'm a chevy man.

Of the 4 vehicles I've owned, 3 have been chevys, and the one that wasn't was an utter loving disaster. I still own my first car that I bought in 2002: a 1995 chevy caprice, purchased from the louisa county sheriff's department.

It has taken a back seat to newer vehicles, but still fires up whenever I go to give it some attention. Rotten tires and a broken windshield(we had a shitload of bad storms one summer) have hobbled it, but it still runs. I have a $15k wishlist of upgrades and repairs, but it could be on the road again for about $2k. Far cheaper than going to a dealer for a newer fuel efficient car, although it only gets around 15 in town. It used to do 29 highway, which was drat good for a 5000lb car with a 5.7l v-8. I lost my virginity in the back seat of that car, and took a few others'. It was party to basically all of the fun I had in my 20s, and kept me alive and un-arrested many times when I should have died or gone to jail. I love this car, and will never sell it, or allow it to rust away into nothing...

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Darth Freddy posted:

I hate to use the cliche (no I don't) it really is a Texas thing. Now I don't know if this is true or a Texas Urban Legend but there are supposedly a lot of things on the DQ menu you can only get in Texas.

I have a 84 Dodge Super Ram that was my uncles. Converted to run off of propane and has a big ole 100 gallon tank in the bed. That loving truck can out haul and out pull drat near any other modern truck on the road.

How does the propane work for regular driving? I've heard it's great for rock climbing, because you don't lose fuel pressure if you go sideways, but I haven't heard anything about regular useage.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

BLARGHLE posted:

Honestly, I do a lot of work for the local hyundai/kia dealers, and t
hey have come a long way in the last 10 years, but I'm a chevy man.

Of the 4 vehicles I've owned, 3 have been chevys, and the one that wasn't was an utter loving disaster. I still own my first car that I bought in 2002: a 1995 chevy caprice, purchased from the louisa county sheriff's department.

It has taken a back seat to newer vehicles, but still fires up whenever I go to give it some attention. Rotten tires and a broken windshield(we had a shitload of bad storms one summer) have hobbled it, but it still runs. I have a $15k wishlist of upgrades and repairs, but it could be on the road again for about $2k. Far cheaper than going to a dealer for a newer fuel efficient car, although it only gets around 15 in town. It used to do 29 highway, which was drat good for a 5000lb car with a 5.7l v-8. I lost my virginity in the back seat of that car, and took a few others'. It was party to basically all of the fun I had in my 20s, and kept me alive and un-arrested many times when I should have died or gone to jail. I love this car, and will never sell it, or allow it to rust away into nothing...


i see, i just buy the cheapest not poo poo car i can and i got 2 master mechanics in the family and they just put my poo poo back together as long as i give them parts. So i mostly look for a car that i can buy cheap will run and has a ton of cheap parts available.

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

BLARGHLE posted:

How does the propane work for regular driving? I've heard it's great for rock climbing, because you don't lose fuel pressure if you go sideways, but I haven't heard anything about regular useage.

Despite it being a old rear end truck I got about 35 miles to the gallon. Its not the fastest thing in the world but its very smooth acceleration and it gets amazing torque. I used it mostly for work and towing things. Right now its out of order thanks to a broken clutch plate.

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

TOILETLORD posted:

i see, i just buy the cheapest not poo poo car i can and i got 2 master mechanics in the family and they just put my poo poo back together as long as i give them parts. So i mostly look for a car that i can buy cheap will run and has a ton of cheap parts available.

I fix a lot of my own poo poo, but I have a lot of sentimental value tied up in Chevrolet, which I'm sure is entirely misplaced, and I know they don't give the tiniest poo poo about me, so....................................yeah....................Also, I only buy their v-8s, so I can't speak to the reliability of their regular product line. In fact, I generally refuse to speak about it, because I don't want it associated with my 5.7l and 6.0l engines, which will easily last 200k+ miles, as opposed to most of their smaller offerings...



I guess I love Chevy like a lot of people love Alfa Romeo...

Darth Freddy posted:

Despite it being a old rear end truck I got about 35 miles to the gallon. Its not the fastest thing in the world but its very smooth acceleration and it gets amazing torque. I used it mostly for work and towing things. Right now its out of order thanks to a broken clutch plate.

I'd like to see how it actually dyno'd out compared to gasoline. Really, any alternative fuel interests me, but I've driven enough forklifts to be wary of the ever present stink of propane.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

I grew up pretty much in the middle of nowhere and it really sort of sucked

high school kids would hang out at a loving gas station because there was nowhere else to go :lol:

same

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Corey Plumper posted:

I used to really want to live in like LA or San Francisco but then I visited those places and realized I hate everyone lol

I hate everyone, too, but the food is great and so is the weather. I also remember that being in the country means I'm around hicks and I hate hicks more than anyone else.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
I grew up in a way smaller ultra-rural town and it was hell on earth

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Corey Plumper posted:

I used to really want to live in like LA or San Francisco but then I visited those places and realized I hate everyone lol

I think being around wannabe actors and tech startup people is probably better than being around toothless rednecks ranting about the black boy in the White House.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
i hope my city bans cars soon so we can have less stoplights. sorry, sticker "artists"

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

roboshit posted:

I think being around wannabe actors and tech startup people is probably better than being around toothless rednecks ranting about the black boy in the White House.

san diego is better than LA way better

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Darth Freddy posted:

Four gun stores

I heard someone make the point on the radio a few weeks ago that guns have effectively a unlimited lifespan, that the average gun will well outlast it's owner, then think about how few improvements there have been to gun technology over the last few decades, then about how many guns stores there is and how many guns are manufactured today, then think about how few guns are removed from the market because they no longer function or are destroyed. We currently have more guns than people in the US.

That really stuck with me, there is an entire industry dedicated to making sure there is basically an unlimited number of guns available in the US, there should be basically no market for new guns at this point yet they are still selling shitloads of them.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



stoplights infringe on your freedom to travel the land as a sovereign citizen

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Three Olives posted:

I heard someone make the point on the radio a few weeks ago that guns have effectively a unlimited lifespan, that the average gun will well outlast it's owner, then think about how few improvements there have been to gun technology over the last few decades, then about how many guns stores there is and how many guns are manufactured today, then think about how few guns are removed from the market because they no longer function or are destroyed. We currently have more guns than people in the US.

That really stuck with me, there is an entire industry dedicated to making sure there is basically an unlimited number of guns available in the US, there should be basically no market for new guns at this point yet they are still selling shitloads of them.

guns used for fun like .22's can fall apart "pretty quick" just from getting a lot of use. Most new guns that have a ton of durability are the plastic fantastics the government is trying to get rid of or an AK variant.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

TOILETLORD posted:

san diego is better than LA way better

So are Chicago, New Orleans, Detroit, and hell.

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Darth Freddy posted:

Looks like some one didn't have a Sonic and football stadium. :smug: There was also a bunch of old batterys and wells that the farmers kept filled with water so that there was our down home swimming holes.

How big is the football stadium? I realize it's a small town, but it's also Texas. Are they expecting all/most of the town to show up for the games?

noELrunes
Jan 23, 2004

Bah gawd he had a family!

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

How come small rural towns always have a Dairy Queen? Like, none of the usual staples, but always a Dairy Queen.

Taft, Texas has around 1500-2500 people and they have a dairy king.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
poo poo i used to have a dairy queen in town before we got our free way hook ups, gone now because they know we can drive somewhere better faster.

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

Three Olives posted:

I heard someone make the point on the radio a few weeks ago that guns have effectively a unlimited lifespan, that the average gun will well outlast it's owner, then think about how few improvements there have been to gun technology over the last few decades, then about how many guns stores there is and how many guns are manufactured today, then think about how few guns are removed from the market because they no longer function or are destroyed. We currently have more guns than people in the US.

That really stuck with me, there is an entire industry dedicated to making sure there is basically an unlimited number of guns available in the US, there should be basically no market for new guns at this point yet they are still selling shitloads of them.

shut up bitch you live in texas you should be buying as many guns as you can unless 90% of your income is spent on your condo + keurig lmao

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

roboshit posted:

shut up bitch you live in texas you should be buying as many guns as you can unless 90% of your income is spent on your condo + keurig lmao

remember don't buy more than 1 handgun a month or more than 5 rifles a month or the atf will pay you a visit.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

troubled teen posted:

How big is the football stadium? I realize it's a small town, but it's also Texas. Are they expecting all/most of the town to show up for the games?

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2014/10/five_best_high_school_football_stadiums.php

Granted it's dallas and not a small town, but all those stadiums in one spot is kind of weird. Texas is weird, guns and football and cows.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Three Olives posted:

I heard someone make the point on the radio a few weeks ago that guns have effectively a unlimited lifespan, that the average gun will well outlast it's owner, then think about how few improvements there have been to gun technology over the last few decades, then about how many guns stores there is and how many guns are manufactured today, then think about how few guns are removed from the market because they no longer function or are destroyed. We currently have more guns than people in the US.

That really stuck with me, there is an entire industry dedicated to making sure there is basically an unlimited number of guns available in the US, there should be basically no market for new guns at this point yet they are still selling shitloads of them.

the way i look at it is the more guns in the hands of retards, the more dead retards. i'm upper-class, educated, and white, born and raised in a major liberal metropolitan area, and i've never even SEEN a gun IRL. gun violence and gun owners simply don't exist in my world. and i'm glad of it.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

the way i look at it is the more guns in the hands of retards, the more dead retards. i'm upper-class, educated, and white, born and raised in a major liberal metropolitan area, and i've never even SEEN a gun IRL. gun violence and gun owners simply don't exist in my world. and i'm glad of it.

you sound like a boring coward. spend the 100 dollars or so get a H&R pardner and go shoot something.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

TOILETLORD posted:

you sound like a boring coward.
ever hear the expression "the pen is mightier than the sword"??

real men of power don't use guns to gently caress people up. but, go ahead, keep playing cowboys and indians in your little backwater shithole...

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

ever hear the expression "the pen is mightier than the sword"??

real men of power don't use guns to gently caress people up. but, go ahead, keep playing cowboys and indians in your little backwater shithole...

huh i meant as in you seem to express the opinion that guns are dangerous living being that create death, instead of an object. then you went straight for character assassination instead of using your words, to actually express anything of merit.

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

orangesampson posted:

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2014/10/five_best_high_school_football_stadiums.php

Granted it's dallas and not a small town, but all those stadiums in one spot is kind of weird. Texas is weird, guns and football and cows.

That first stadium is nicer than the one on UMass's campus (where I went). Same seating capacity too.

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

Three Olives posted:

I heard someone make the point on the radio a few weeks ago that guns have effectively a unlimited lifespan, that the average gun will well outlast it's owner, then think about how few improvements there have been to gun technology over the last few decades, then about how many guns stores there is and how many guns are manufactured today, then think about how few guns are removed from the market because they no longer function or are destroyed. We currently have more guns than people in the US.

That really stuck with me, there is an entire industry dedicated to making sure there is basically an unlimited number of guns available in the US, there should be basically no market for new guns at this point yet they are still selling shitloads of them.

At last count I have about 10 that were handed down to me. I plan to hand them down to my kids or a relative that I know will respect, take care of them and not just sell them off unless the situation is dire. Theres been enough coyotes in my yard, around my smaller pets as well as children I always make sure to keep something near by and out of reach of little fingers.

troubled teen posted:

How big is the football stadium? I realize it's a small town, but it's also Texas. Are they expecting all/most of the town to show up for the games?

Its pretty big I have no idea how many people could fit in it but I would be willing to bet if you packed them in sardines you could get a little more then a thousand on each side. For away games especially big ones, our team gets a nice little police escort to the city limits and then the sheriffs department escorts them for another ten miles. Sirens blaring and all that woo haa. If you ever saw that high school football movie where half the town follows the team out, its a lot like this. The family owned places in town shut down and theres a good convoy of 50+ cars following the bus to the game.

TOILETLORD posted:

remember don't buy more than 1 handgun a month or more than 5 rifles a month or the atf will pay you a visit.

If this was true I would of met a few of them.

Darth Freddy fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Oct 13, 2014

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Darth Freddy posted:

Pretty drat neat,people are excited. Will take pictures when it's up

So not getting Google Fiber anytime soon huh

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

No More Heroes posted:

So not getting Google Fiber anytime soon huh

This is one of the few things I would want from the big ole city.



I am paying for the highest speed offered and thats a 35MB down.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Darth Freddy posted:

This is one of the few things I would want from the big ole city.



I am paying for the highest speed offered and thats a 35MB down.

What's the problem? That's blazing fast unless you live in Korea or Japan or something with their crazy asian speeds.



I'm in one of the biggest cities in the world.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CVLVaBECuc

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

somethin tells me that in terms of being a real, red-blooded, true-blue texas goon it goes something like this:

three olives < texaholic <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< darth freddy

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

Pochoclo posted:

What's the problem? That's blazing fast unless you live in Korea or Japan or something with their crazy asian speeds.



I'm in one of the biggest cities in the world.

Really? That makes me feel better. Every time I talk to my friends or look up speeds in other areas I am seeing 50 and 100 MBS speeds. I think my bitch has less to do with the speed and more with the quality of service. A lot of times my speed can drop down to 10 or just have no service at all.. Still though by the look of it, it could be worse.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Idiot Kicker posted:

Holy gently caress your town is isolated. And Lubbock is the big city in the region. Sorry OP

how do u know where he lives

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Darth Freddy posted:

Really? That makes me feel better. Every time I talk to my friends or look up speeds in other areas I am seeing 50 and 100 MBS speeds. I think my bitch has less to do with the speed and more with the quality of service. A lot of times my speed can drop down to 10 or just have no service at all.. Still though by the look of it, it could be worse.

Awww lookit da wittle babby complaining about 10 Mb/s internet. Live on 1.5 Megabit/second DSL, then lets see you bitch about 10 or 36.

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
what i want to know is what website is that that lets me test my internet speeds

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