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Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Chances are, if you use Facebook, you will eventually come across a local buy/sell/trade Facebook page. In my area there are several of these which various friends have subscribed to. It never ceases to amaze me what some people consider to have value. Among the past items I have seen include:

Ball pit..no balls

Couch that looks like it survived the zombie apocalypse.. barely..for $100.

I'll start by posting this gem I found just this morning..anyone here interested in a 1979 Caprice on 22's? Only $1700!

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A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
You're a piece of poo poo

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I am not friends with the type of lowlifes that would attempt to sell me their old garbage.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Chances are, if you use Facebook, you are an enormous shitlord.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Coffee Wolf
Oct 12, 2007

Mmmmm Banana
^^ I am an enormous shitlord I guess, but not as much as the woman trying to get $200 for this:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Give Pat a Job posted:

Chances are, if you use Facebook, you are an enormous shitlord.

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

This lady is selling this white sweater it look pretty nice but I would probably try to haggle her down to maybe $8.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Give Pat a Job posted:

Chances are, if you use Facebook, you are an enormous shitlord.

I suppose one wouldn't use Facebook if they had no friends eh? Poor bastard.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Give Pat a Job posted:

Chances are, if you use Facebook, you are an enormous shitlord.

no

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

This guy is correct. Chances are, if you use facebook, you are somebody's grandma.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

What's this? Some PVC pipe that was spray painted pink? Of course not! This is a homemade gymnastics bar that the seller assures us would be safe for your 3-8 year olds to use in order to become the next Mary Lou Retton. It can be yours for the low low price of $30!

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orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
Facebook is for 50 year olds who don't know about MySpace.

https://myspace.com/

also, myspace turned into digg?

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Upon further inspection, this appears to be iron or galvanized pipe. It may actually be possible to kill two birds with one stone here. Gym for your kid and new bathroom sink or shower, provided they are adjacent rooms.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Fuckstick posted:

What's this? Some PVC pipe that was spray painted pink? Of course not! This is a homemade gymnastics bar that the seller assures us would be safe for your 3-8 year olds to use in order to become the next Mary Lou Retton. It can be yours for the low low price of $30!



Thats clearly made out of metal, idiot.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

Thats clearly made out of metal, idiot.

Pardon my mistake, after all I am looking at it from a 4 inch smartphone screen. Aside from that..read the post above yours, shitfucker.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
I use facebook because I have friends in real life who I want to talk to, and facebook's messaging system allows me to do that.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

circ dick soleil posted:

I use facebook because I have friends in real life who I want to talk to, and facebook's messaging system allows me to do that.

It's called meeting up, and if you need a phone or the internet to do it, you're hosed in the head.

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
i'm gay.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

orangesampson posted:

It's called meeting up, and if you need a phone or the internet to do it, you're hosed in the head.

uhh how do you make plans without a phone or the internet?

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

circ dick soleil posted:

uhh how do you make plans without a phone or the internet?

empty quoting

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

orangesampson posted:

empty quoting

no really

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

orangesampson posted:

empty quoting

It's not empty quoting if you add words.


Also, do you just constantly standing by everyone you know? Are you Mitch Hedberg from this clip? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn_3ewTVD5I

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I use facebook to track ex-girlfriends who are getting divorces and I message them offering my condolences.

Nothing more though, that would be inappropriate.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Grem posted:

I use facebook to track ex-girlfriends who are getting divorces and I message them offering my condolences.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


lol if you have time in your life to physically make a phone call when a text or email would've sufficed

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Fuckstick posted:

Chances are, if you use Facebook, you will eventually come across a local buy/sell/trade Facebook page. In my area there are several of these which various friends have subscribed to. It never ceases to amaze me what some people consider to have value. Among the past items I have seen include:

Ball pit..no balls

Couch that looks like it survived the zombie apocalypse.. barely..for $100.

I'll start by posting this gem I found just this morning..anyone here interested in a 1979 Caprice on 22's? Only $1700!



You live in a ghetto, sorry for you being a poor minority op

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Ok double post, lowtax's fault

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
goons hate social media wow what's next they're gonna hate BROCCOLI?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


That's the fattest shadow I've ever seen.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

SilvergunSuperman posted:

That's the fattest shadow I've ever seen.

Looks like a fat Mexican shadow to go with the fat Mexican car.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

nice rims

IBurnStuffAlot
Feb 25, 2008

:siren:DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN:siren:

SilvergunSuperman posted:

That's the fattest shadow I've ever seen.

Return to Shadow Mo'Snacks

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
your mom, op

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
totally want to make another cheeto car

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Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

don't post my personal poo poo homes, I'll make you leak :ese:

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