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Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
what's your strat for max enjoyment?

This is a tips and tricks thread.

TIPS:

a hole-y ghost posted:

looking up post history of forums user dad gay. so what

Wooten posted:

Wash your hands first.

Have Sex With Christmas Miracle's Girlfriend.

TRICKS


Dead Precedents posted:

I trick my tip


a hole-y ghost posted:

looking up post history of forums user dad gay. so what


Don Tacorleone posted:

I do the fly trick

Chris Awful posted:

finger up the bum




PRO STRATS


Idiot Syncratic posted:

batteries, up my butt

as many as i can find, they all go up there

AAA to D, it's all good

when u find a 9 volt, that's when u know ur in for a wild ride !!


OMFG FURRY posted:

i browse fyad banners

Orkin Mang posted:

I MASTURBATE

MVP

Freakbox posted:

Butts. The Secret is Butts.




















Just Burgs fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Oct 13, 2014

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Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

Wash your hands first.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
coregasm exercise

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
I trick my tip

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

looking up post history of forums user dad gay. so what

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I do the fly trick

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Wooten posted:

Wash your hands first.

i didnt do this after chopping up ginger and serrano chilis and it was a memorable experience

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

OMFG FURRY posted:

i didnt do this after chopping up ginger and serrano chilis and it was a memorable experience
very nice. i like

naem
May 29, 2011

Ok so here's the thing. If you're a horny dog,

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

batteries, up my butt

as many as i can find, they all go up there

AAA to D, it's all good

when u find a 9 volt, that's when u know ur in for a wild ride !!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Idiot Syncratic posted:

batteries, up my butt

as many as i can find, they all go up there

AAA to D, it's all good

when u find a 9 volt, that's when u know ur in for a wild ride !!

WHY

didn't I think of this ? you've done it again, Idiot Syncratic! Thanks!

girl befriender
Sep 22, 2014

by vyelkin
i gently caress dead pigs

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I make a post on an internet forum.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Idiot Syncratic posted:

batteries, up my butt

as many as i can find, they all go up there

AAA to D, it's all good

when u find a 9 volt, that's when u know ur in for a wild ride !!

That's good, I like things in my rear end too.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

THS posted:

im gay

lucky

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

have sex w/ my girlfriend

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Christmas Miracle posted:

have sex w/ my girlfriend

I like having sex with your girlfriend too. Good strat.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i try to find a woman and then repeatedly penetrate her vagina with my penis until we both obtain an orgasm

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
nothing because i cut off my penis

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo
Play Team Fortress 2 while masturbating furiously and loudly, making sure to keep my mic on

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
i browse fyad banners

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

OMFG FURRY posted:

i browse fyad banners

Those can get pretty steamy.

PRO STRAT

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
finger up the bum

MSPain
Jul 14, 2006
Think about God

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
think about all the vegetables you haven't been eating

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Rajjoble posted:

think about all the vegetables you haven't been eating

like u????

Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."
Butts. The Secret is Butts.



















naem
May 29, 2011

Freakbox posted:

Butts. The Secret is Butts.





















Same

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I just kind of rub myself up against the corner of the couch for about five minutes then take a nap but I can't really explain why.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
The Eagles won! gently caress yall!

Freakbox posted:

Butts. The Secret is Butts.





















nice butt!

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Freakbox posted:

Butts. The Secret is Butts.





















MVP! MVP!!!

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I just kind of rub myself up against the corner of the couch for about five minutes then take a nap but I can't really explain why.

i did this 13 years ago

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Everybody post more booty

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

TontoCorazon posted:

Everybody post more booty





















Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


Jerk off at the public library

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Saalkin posted:

Jerk off at the public library

Good TRICK

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Chris Awful posted:

i did this 13 years ago

How did it go?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I MASTURBATE

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BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

OMFG FURRY posted:

i didnt do this after chopping up ginger and serrano chilis and it was a memorable experience

This applies to basically anything. Onion, garlic, jalapeno, loving whatever....scrub your hands before digging into your lady's meaty flaps, and you'll both have a more enjoyable night. Also wash your hands after, but for different reasons.

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