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Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxajLWwzqY

What're ya having?

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

ill have that budweiser

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Parallax Scroll posted:

ill have that budweiser



Sure thing, cutie. You wanna set up a tab?

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
whaddya have on tap


gimme some jameson in the mean time

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Rajjoble posted:

whaddya have on tap


gimme some jameson in the mean time



Cheers!

We've got some local area brews tonight, a few seasonals. I recommend the pumpkin beer, it's delish.

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
Pulls out shotgun

Blasts bartender's face off

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

Pulls out shotgun

Blasts bartender's face off



Jolly good sir. One shot of double-barrel bourbon.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Do you have any gluten free beers? I can't have gluten. Can you maybe turn down the stereo a bit, too? I mean, if it's not too much of a bother, but I'm trying to relax and have a single, gluten free beer before I head back home.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

Pulls out shotgun

Blasts bartender's face off

ill have what hes having

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Propaganda Hour posted:

Do you have any gluten free beers? I can't have gluten. Can you maybe turn down the stereo a bit, too? I mean, if it's not too much of a bother, but I'm trying to relax and have a single, gluten free beer before I head back home.

SORRY WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE STEREO!!!

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

SORRY WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE STEREO!!!

GLUTEN! NO GLUTEN!

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

How much does it cost to ride your mechanical bull?

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Propaganda Hour posted:

GLUTEN! NO GLUTEN!



WOO WOO?

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
ill have a locally sourced pumpkin ale

*kicks jukebox* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Yes, thank you.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Grant DaNasty posted:

How much does it cost to ride your mechanical bull?

25 c



If you win, you get a free drink.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
When does karaoke start?

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

I'd like a meister brau

I'd like the sacred cow

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Rajjoble posted:

ill have a locally sourced pumpkin ale

*kicks jukebox* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

Yes sir.





Propaganda Hour posted:

When does karaoke start?

6:30, sir.

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013




can I have a shirley temple...
i can't drink yet :saddowns:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

25 c



If you win, you get a free drink.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

25 c



If you win, you get a free drink.

how do you win?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

If you win, you get a free drink.

Yay!

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

everythingWasBees posted:

can I have a shirley temple...
i can't drink yet :saddowns:

;)


Chrpno posted:

I'd like a meister brau

I'd like the sacred cow



You setting up a tab, or paying now?

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Corn Thongs posted:

how do you win?

By getting a free drink! ^_^

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I'll take a Walker Black, neat. Here's a card for the tab.

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

No. 6 posted:

I'll take a Walker Black, neat. Here's a card for the tab.

Absolutely sir. Just lemme get a quick look at that wrist, make sure the bouncer checked your ID.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

I'll have an Irish Carbomb but let me also explain to why that is an offensive name to me and my people, the dumb irish.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

I'll have an Irish Carbomb but let me also explain to why that is an offensive name to me and my people, the dumb irish.



Oh, of course sir.

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
äh bartenda whydnt you join uas fer a drink, whadya want im buyin a round of sambucca for everyone

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:


You setting up a tab, or paying now?

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Rajjoble posted:

äh bartenda whydnt you join uas fer a drink, whadya want im buyin a round of sambucca for everyone, heres my card im gonna close out

Ah, you're a sweetheart, but I can't tonight. Next time, though. I promise.

*runs the card, slides the receipt to you face down*

Pickin' it up whenever yer ready.

Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."
Oi! :kimchi: The best IPA you've got on tap Please. Something REALLY hopsy. And yes, I have three forms of ID*.

((*No really. I look so young I carry a xerox of my Birth Certificate, a picture ID, and my Tribal Nation ID to new bars. :gonk:))

Freakbox fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Oct 13, 2014

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Give me the strongest thing you've got.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

Absolutely sir. Just lemme get a quick look at that wrist, make sure the bouncer checked your ID.



you really know how to kill some one don't you you

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013





:)

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt2wjJlP2N4

*returns card*
lagavulin 16 im in for somethin for sippin if you aint gon join me boo

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

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