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GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
Oh nice. Can I get a Jack and Coke?

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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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ill take a shotta jack and a tall columbus ale

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

Oh nice. Can I get a Jack and Coke?

my brother

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
j&b straight please, here's a fifty keep the change

*jukebox kickin makes tunes*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic5vxw3eijY

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Coming right up, sirs.





verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
what do recommend to eat here bartendah

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Sorry guys, i ain't feeling it. GBS just doesn't feel the same as it did a couple nights ago.


Bar's closed on account of AIDs.

Spider Helidon
Nov 4, 2010

by XyloJW
Atomic daiquiri. Or just half a rocks glass of Wray and Nephew Overproof.

I should not have come to a bar where the staff don't know I'm a weak-willed alcoholic.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

*Sits on the sidewalk outside smoking a cigarette and wondering where his life has gone*

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IooPBuFoJCM

Spider Helidon
Nov 4, 2010

by XyloJW

Sex Robot posted:

*Sits on the sidewalk outside smoking a cigarette and wondering where his life has gone*

Mind if I join you, mate? We're a dying breed, heh heh *coughhrrruhck*

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
Good thing I got my drink in before last call.

*Drinks and drives home*

Edgar Quintero
Oct 5, 2004

POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS
DO NOT GIVE HEROIN
I order a girly cocktail with lots of tequila in it, then I go and do a huge line of coke in the bathroom and proceed to talk your loving ear off about one of my ex-girlfriends for at least 30 minutes straight.

edit - "I MEAN I THINK WE BROKE UP BECAUSE WE WEREN'T REALLY COMMUNICATING BUT LIKE WERE WE REALLY TRYING TO HEAR EACH OTHER OR DID WE JUST WANT TO BE HEARD? ALSO ONE OF HER BOOBS WAS BIGGER THAN THE OTHER ONE."

Spider Helidon
Nov 4, 2010

by XyloJW
*walks behind bar and starts pouring shots of rum*

wooo yeah we havin fun now. nah, nah its cool i used to work here. cmon man, jus for ol times sake. fukkin steve'll tell ya. you know steve yeah? i useta work here with him. and fukkin brad.. nah, i mean brett, it was brett. gently caress you, this place has gone ta poo poo you cunts dont know gently caress betcha don' even know howda make a vieux carre. get your hands off me, i know the owner. get me steph, i wanna talk to steph. you wan me to call steph? ah gently caress, i lost ma phone. an' im not paying for all those shots, I never had any of those

Edgar Quintero
Oct 5, 2004

POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS
DO NOT GIVE HEROIN
Whoa I'm still here? Jesus that was days ago. Why didn't anybody wake me up?

I'm gonna go smoke a joint outside and scare away anyone who tries to come in with a baby carriage.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Gimme the most anime drink you got, bartender; I'm feelin' tsundere tonight.

Actually, looks like I should get Double Jack IPA. Thanks, Brewerianimelogs!

Leroy Dennui fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Oct 16, 2014

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
What the gently caress are you doing to my pint? Stop, Stop STOP. Pour it again properly. What the gently caress is wrong with you?

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Theme no Good Bar Simulator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeRx124RfHY

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Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008

I don't know man, this bar kinda sucks

oh wait there it is



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