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I came across this work while perusing Google Books, and blast my soul and drat my eyes if it hasn't some corkers: The spirit of English wit; or, Post-chaise companionquote:THE SAGACIOUS HOUSE. quote:THE PRUDENT WIFE. quote:POOR JACK. quote:PEGGY YATES. quote:GOOD AND BAD.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 06:43 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:53 |
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:GOOD AND BAD. Cold as ice
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 06:59 |
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i like to think peggy yates had a fat rear end, so fat it started at her traps
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 07:00 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiuwFT55MtI
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 07:03 |
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:
HURR CUCK JOKES - 1800s England
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 07:06 |
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:GOOD AND BAD. lol this was pretty good
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 07:15 |
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THE BLESSINGS OF WEDLOCK Two farmers held dispute, to prove The blessings of connubial love; "See here," cries one with honest smile, "Six healthful boys my cares beguile." "And I," cried t-other, "might perhaps Have had as fine a set of chaps: But (which our happiness ensures) Our priest is not so young as yours." Old timey Brits sure do like their cuck jokes
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 07:16 |
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A runner going to participate in the Olympic games had a dream, that he was driving a quadriga. Early in the morning he goes to a fortune-teller for explanation of the dream. The reply is: -You will win, that meant the speed and the strength of the horses. But, to be sure about this, the runner visits another fortune-teller. This one replies: -You will lose. Don't you understand, that four ones came before you?
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 07:17 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:A runner going to participate in the Olympic games had a dream, that he was driving a quadriga. Early in the morning he goes to a fortune-teller for explanation of the dream. Oh, now I get it:
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 07:21 |
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Secks Cauldron posted:THE BLESSINGS OF WEDLOCK they knew what was up
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 07:54 |
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THE WITTY COUNTRYMAN A countryman very much marked with the small pox, applied to a justice of the peace for redress in an affair where one of his neighbors had ill-treated him: but not explaining the business so clearly as the justice expected. "Fellow," said the justice in a rage "I don't know whether you were inoculated for the small pox or not; but I am sure you have been for stupidity." "Why, and please your honour," replied the man, "perhaps I might as you say be inoculated for stupidity, but there was no occasion to perform that upon your worship, for you seem to have had it in the natural way."
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 07:59 |
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John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich: Sir, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox! John Wilkes: That depends, my lord, on whether I embrace your lordship's principles or your mistress.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 08:07 |
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Oh that dry wit, it's like an episode of mr bean or keeping up appearances hyuck
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 08:14 |
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HIGH LIVING Two girls of high fashion, coming into an assembly-room at Bath, met a fat citizen's wife quitting it. "Ah!" said one of them, pretty loud, "there is beef-a-la-mode going out."-"Yes," answered the fat woman, and there is game coming in."
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Pththya-lyi posted:HIGH LIVING Is she a fat woman who is the wife of a citizen, or the wife of a fat citizen? The grammar of these 200 year old jokes is loving atrocious.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 08:16 |
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god damnwhat is this goblety goock. speak english.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 08:19 |
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peggy yates has a serious donk
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 09:05 |
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A farmer's gurn, being a low-cad, tried to bluff his bumbershoot through the doorway to a gentleman's leathers. 'Might one check your particulars?' asked the seventh doorsman, referencing the boy's rainshield which by this point was grammier than a cuckold's downing. 'Nay,' claimed the witlack, 'Me particulars got blasted to plum pudding in The Ethiope' 'EEEEEEEERE UP YOUR BUM!" ejaculated the seventh doorsman.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 09:40 |
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A Legal Claim. Jack Ketch being asked on what ground he claimed the clothes of those he hanged, answered, 'As their executor.' Mutual Hints. The captain of a trading vessel having some contraband goods on board, which he wished to land, says to an exciseman who came on board, 'If I were to put a half-crown-piece upon each of your eyes, could you see?' The answer was- 'No, and if I had another upon my mouth I could not speak.' Long Life Ensured. A man greatly in debt, on his death bed, sayd to his friends, 'I only wish to live till I have paid all my debts.' His friends commended the motive of his prayer. The sick man, in a lower tone, proceeded, 'and if heaven would grant me this favor, I know my life would be very long indeed.' I think it's super interesting how many jokes in your book are about political strife, pitting Royalists against Republicans.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 09:46 |
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I like to think Oscar Wilde knew about the internet when he said this "In old days books were written by men of letters and read by the public. Nowadays books are written by the public and read by nobody."
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 09:49 |
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quote:THE SAGACIOUS HOUSE. I've been waiting 199 years and this joke still does not have a satisfying punchline.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 10:26 |
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A NEW NAME FOR A RIDICULE A lady having left her ridicule behind her in a milliner's shop, one of the Fribbles immediately ran after her, and presenting it to her very politely, said, "Madam, I have the honour of returning to you your snot-bag". (So what the hell was a ridicule?)
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 10:33 |
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Orange Sunshine posted:A NEW NAME FOR A RIDICULE who the hell knows jokes aren't funny when they have to be explained
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 10:34 |
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Lawyer jokes never get old.quote:Two of a Trade quote:Improved Shaving quote:Amazons
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 10:37 |
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THE PLOUGHBOY A gentle sprinkle of rain happening, a ploughboy left his work and went home; but his master seeing him there, told him he should not have left his work for so trifling an affair, and begged for the future he would stay till it rained downright. A day or two afterwards proving a very rainy day, the boy stayed till dusk and being almost drowned, his master asked him why he did not come before? 'Why I should' says the boy, 'but you zed I shou'dn't come hoam vore it rained downright; and it has not rained downright yet, for it was aslaunt all day long.' e: Orange Sunshine posted:(So what the hell was a ridicule?) Maybe the idea was that she had made fun of the milliner's shop so one of the employees returning her hanky called it a snot-bag to embarass her? Improbable Lobster fucked around with this message at 10:44 on Oct 13, 2014 |
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ON A PRETTY COMMON WOMAN Wou'd thou had'st beauty less, or virtue more; For nothing's uglier than a pretty wh---.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 10:42 |
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so apparently Carlos Mencia is a classical genius of wit
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 10:44 |
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 10:55 |
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Orange Sunshine posted:A NEW NAME FOR A RIDICULE Its a handbag, ok?
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 11:01 |
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Man they even called people out for shitposting.quote:Hint To a Poet I'm convinced that Regency England must have been GBS made public, necessitating Victorian morality to stamp it down.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 11:13 |
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Orange Sunshine posted:A NEW NAME FOR A RIDICULE A reticule is a lady's drawstring handbag. School Nickname posted:I'm convinced that Regency England must have been GBS made public, necessitating Victorian morality to stamp it down. The nobility didn't have much to do other than gently caress around on dumb poo poo. So like us...
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 11:16 |
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School Nickname posted:Man they even called people out for shitposting. put the fire into your posts or put your posts into the fire gently caress yeah
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 11:21 |
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early fyad repellent tactics were less than successful
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 11:31 |
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so wait peggy got nice clothes because she put out a lot or something idgi. she's a courtesan isn't that her job
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 11:33 |
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Frostwerks posted:so wait peggy got nice clothes because she put out a lot or something idgi. she's a courtesan isn't that her job she probably had a big butt that she'd cover with her fancy clothes
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 11:35 |
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For to ride a horse. Here is a horse who have a bad looks. Give me another; I will not that. He not sail know to march, he is pursy, he is foundered. Don't you are ashamed to give me a jade as like? he is undshoed, he is with nails up; it want to lead to the farrier. Your pistols are its loads? No; I forgot to buy gun-powder and balls. Let us prick. Go us more fast never I was seen a so much bad beast; she will not nor to bring forward neither put back. Strek him the bridle, hold him the reins sharters. Pique stron gly, make to marsh him. I have pricked him enough. But I can't to make march him. Go down, I shall make march. Take care that he not give you a foot kick's. Then he kicks for that I look? Sook here if I knew to tame hix.
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 11:37 |
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Frostwerks posted:so wait peggy got nice clothes because she put out a lot or something idgi. she's a courtesan isn't that her job "peggy's a slut and when she bends over to take some dick, her big frilly skirts flip up over her back like a squirrel's tail" i'm pretty sure
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 11:42 |
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wow you literally found a book full of 17th century cuck jokes way to go
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 11:50 |
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Jonny 290 posted:"peggy's a slut and when she bends over to take some dick, her big frilly skirts flip up over her back like a squirrel's tail" i'm pretty sure i am british and can confirm this is the proper translation
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# ? Oct 13, 2014 11:55 |
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A taciturn cooper of forty and two was trekking through a wood past dark. With him was a young boy, of whom was previously indentured to the man. It was a dark and foreboding night and a thick fog hung on the moors. 'Mister I'm scared!' Proclaimed the youngster. 'You think you have it dire boy', replied the man 'I have to walk out of this thicket alone'
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