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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Why are junebugs so sad?

WHo watches the transformers movies? Everyone. Well, then who DOESNT watch them?

Why is it called "truency" if you are telling a lie about going to school?

What are they called "windshields" if you can see through them..... but sheilds are usually made of metal?

What does the Vice-President do.........? exactly?

Where do cats go when they die?

Why do some people call them scrabled eggs... but others call them omletes? (LANGUAGE QUESTION)

Where did spanish come from? (language)

WHy don't my kids love me?

Why are they called 2x4s??? when they can be very long?

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Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009

a starwar betamax posted:


scrabled eggs...

id like this username plz tia

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo
swing and a miss

Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
Please make starwar a mod even if he doesnt want to

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
whose birthday do we celebrate on columbus day? the answer may suprise you

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
i, too, remember the standard 80s-90s coffee table books, right there next to name of the rose by umberto eco

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

Fool me once shame on ... me

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
where do dogs find all the bones?

why do you always see a shoe on the side of the road? (HOMELESSNES)

what is money actually worth?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
where do fish go when they die?

was the movie "the incredible mister limpbizkit" based on true story?

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo
why do they call them apartments when they're all stuck together

why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
if electricity is energy.... then how does water make electricity? (HOOVER DAM?)

why do dogs chase their tails?

was duck tails a true story?

how much does gold weigh? and why

Crickets? friend or foe?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
why are chickens sometimes called cocks? seems rude

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

hofnar posted:

swing and a miss

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

hofnar posted:

swing and a miss

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
do fish breath water? because in the movie the abyss they have that one guy who breaths water in a suit and it worked and also in water world the guy breathed water so i think its definantly possible for fish to breath water but im not sure because i dont just believe everything i see on tv

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

hofnar posted:

why do they call them apartments when they're all stuck together

why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway

wierd

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

a starwar betamax posted:


Where did spanish come from? (language)


It's a mix of latin, arabic, and whatever language the visigoths spoke.

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo
If your knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

When yogurt goes bad, how can you tell?

Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

That little indestructible black box that is used on planes... why can't they make the whole plane out of the same material?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Spanish Manlove posted:

It's a mix of latin, arabic, and whatever language the visigoths spoke.

much like a burrito is a mix of guacamole, beans, and rice. cool!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

hofnar posted:

That little indestructible black box that is used on planes... why can't they make the whole plane out of the same material?

always wondered this

Rahns
Feb 15, 2008
My ass belongs to peo
Is sharknado a real thing (phenomenon)*




*a real question posed by a Co-worker.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

a starwar betamax posted:

much like a burrito is a mix of guacamole, beans, and rice. cool!

guac is extra

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

bunky posted:

guac is extra

guac represents the basque and their weirdo indigenous language

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
How do I throw out a garbage pail?

I have one I don't want any longer and the garbage men keep leaving it there!!!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

How do I throw out a garbage pail?

I have one I don't want any longer and the garbage men keep leaving it there!!!

ahha wierd!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Spanish Manlove posted:

guac represents the basque and their weirdo indigenous language

what does pipo de gallo mean because it is delecious

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
if they called them sad meals kids wouldn't buy them OP

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

bunky posted:

guac is extra

You know what is bullshit? If you get a veggie meal at Chipotle the quac is free instead of $1.25 but I don't like quac so I should get the $1.25 back on my meal.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
uh they do serve chili at chili's fuckin :gas: this thread poo poo OP didnt do research

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
They serve chilli at Chili's

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

Three Olives posted:

You know what is bullshit? If you get a veggie meal at Chipotle the quac is free instead of $1.25 but I don't like quac so I should get the $1.25 back on my meal.

or just give the guac to the fool next in line. pay it forward fucker

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

hofnar posted:

swing and a miss

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
why don't they serve McDonald at McDonald's?


If the Burger King is a monarchy, how can you "have it your way"? Shouldn't they call it Burger Anarchy?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Do woodchucks chuck wood?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
why do thye call it a hamburger if it's made out of beef?

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Why do they call it "taking a dump"? Shouldn't it be "leaving a dump"?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

bunky posted:

or just give the guac to the fool next in line. pay it forward fucker

I don't share, I think next time I will get the quac on the side and throw it in the trash just to be spiteful for the quac rip off.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
How come when you pray to God for help he never helps?

How come priests rape kids?

How come God lets psychos murder kids?

How come huh? How come?!!! 111?

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

a starwar betamax posted:

if electricity is energy.... then how does water make electricity? (HOOVER DAM?)


god dam

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

why does it smell worse when i fart without pants on? are my pants acting like a fart filter? if so, why don't my pants themselves stink?

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