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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

if all animals have sex from behind then why is it called doggystyle? shouldn't it just be called animalstyle?

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Christmas Miracle posted:

why does it smell worse when i fart without pants on? are my pants acting like a fart filter? if so, why don't my pants themselves stink?

That's an easy one. With your pants off your brain gets confused about your toilet training so it loosens up your butt a little.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


a starwar betamax posted:

what does pipo de gallo mean because it is delecious

It's pico de gallo you enormous peggy hill and it means rooster's beak and i have no clue why they named it like that.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Why why why? Why!? How? Ooo? Why. What what what how? HOW? WHY!? Now?

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you're not supposed to drink and drive?

Why are all the home-ec teachers divorced?

What makes Teflon stick to the pan?

Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
why do birds piss and poo poo out the same hole

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Desperado Bones posted:

It's pico de gallo you enormous peggy hill and it means rooster's beak and i have no clue why they named it like that.

Por que pica como una mora del gallo...

Lollerich
Mar 25, 2004

The little doctors are back,
they want to play with you!

a starwar betamax posted:

Where did spanish come from? (language)
The castille region in Spain. Spanish is usally referred to as Castellano in Spain, because it's just one of 5 official spanish languages.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Lollerich posted:

The castille region in Spain. Spanish is usally referred to as Castellano in Spain, because it's just one of 5 official spanish languages.

i learn spanish as a teenager in south america working in a warehouse with a bunch of guys who mostly spoke guarani and we didnt call it español we cɑlled it castellano

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PN9ekMo_WI

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
can you store .zip files on a zipdrive??

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
when people say "dog, gone it" what are they talking about? where did dog go?.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
the top row of a keyboard: qwertyuiop..... but the bottom row is: zxcvbnm

never understood that

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Why was Bob Goatse doing what he did to his anus?

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

a starwar betamax posted:

the top row of a keyboard: qwertyuiop..... but the bottom row is: zxcvbnm

never understood that

a sad dog found a good home. j/k lol

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
wise aristocrat selling dildoes

Bruegels Fuckbooks
Sep 14, 2004

Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically.
i ate at chilis the other day and they totally do server chili fyi

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:

i ate at chilis the other day and they totally do server chili fyi

What the

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

a starwar betamax posted:

Why are they called 2x4s??? when they can be very long?

2 x 4's aren't even 2 x 4 inches, they're like 1 3/4" by 3 3/4"

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i had chili at chili's literally today

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

2 x 4's aren't even 2 x 4 inches, they're like 1 3/4" by 3 3/4"

:smithicide:

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
why did denzel have to be crooked before he took it

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

THS posted:

i had chili at chili's literally today

i ate at chilis and i didnt get the chili ...... because i didnt see it on da menu

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
its on the secret menu

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

a starwar betamax posted:

i ate at chilis and i didnt get the chili ...... because i didnt see it on da menu

its under soups

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

THS posted:

its under soups

ok ima do a google image search real quick.... this mystery is gettin solved tonight boys

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Wait a sec....









OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Christmas Miracle posted:

why does it smell worse when i fart without pants on? are my pants acting like a fart filter? if so, why don't my pants themselves stink?

its basically this but for smells:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


i thought you were kidding but yeah if you search "do they serve chili at chili's" your av pops up

thanks eric schmidt for making the internet a weird rear end creep zone

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Crazy Ted posted:

Why was Bob Goatse doing what he did to his anus?

wtf

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

it was probably there before you posted this thread because google knew it would happen :spooky:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

THS posted:

it was probably there before you posted this thread because google knew it would happen :spooky:

:stonklol: this is a night mere

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
cool when i image search my real name it pulls up tons of pictures of my wife and children neat

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

lmao

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

starwar your whole life has been and will always be predetermined by google

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
its true

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

a starwar betamax posted:

cool when i image search my real name it pulls up tons of pictures of my wife and children neat

facebook

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

a starwar betamax posted:


Why are they called 2x4s??? when they can be very long?

What will really blow your mind is that a 2x4 is actually only about 1.5" x 3.5".

edit - beaten but only by about 2 hours.

GORDON fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Oct 14, 2014

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

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