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I have never seen any convincing evidence that the so called country of "Portugal" exists. It is a myth that no one wants to falsify because it is imperative to the powers that be as a form of social control. Wake up and realize that there is zero evidence for this place's existence.
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Oct 13, 2014 22:32
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Oct 13, 2014 22:33
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I once knew a portugese men, he was a pretty silent dude who never talked much. Always suspected there was something going on.
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Oct 13, 2014 22:33
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I live in Europe and can confirm this Walking westwards from Madrid I saw nothing but Spain until I reached the ocean
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Oct 13, 2014 22:33
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PORTUG looks like a pretty poo poo place it's no PORTUGAL
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Oct 13, 2014 22:34
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that's not portugal, that's portug, also known as that thing you do alone every evening
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Oct 13, 2014 22:34
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 do you believe in this too?
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Oct 13, 2014 22:34
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do you think the guy who mows the lawn in PORTUG just mows right up to the line? do you think he ever mows a little on the other side "just to be sure"?
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Oct 13, 2014 22:35
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There is a spectre haunting our society, the spectre of goddamn filthy hippies and I, Harime Nui, won't have it
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Oct 13, 2014 22:37
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A lot of people say to me, "Smoking Crow, what about Magellan? He was Portuguese." Have you noticed that no one has ever found any physical evidence for him? Isn't it convenient that he "died in a mutiny" in the Pacific Ocean? When will the powers that be produce the Victoria?
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Oct 13, 2014 22:41
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somebody tell this to Angola, Brazil, East Timor, Guinea-Bisseau, and Moçambique so they can get their mass hallucinations checked out
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Oct 13, 2014 22:45
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Portuguese is a made-up language that some wise-cracking Spaniard made as a goof, that's why it sounds so ridiculous. Someone taught it to the Indians in Brazil just to gently caress with them, and then a couple hundred years later Brazil is a rising world power speaking a silly joke language. Be careful with your jokes, is the moral of the story probably, I don't know.
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Oct 13, 2014 22:45
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John Denver Hoxha posted:somebody tell this to Angola, Brazil, East Timor, Guinea-Bisseau, and Moçambique so they can get their mass hallucinations checked out A lot of people believe in ghosts as well. Great argumentum ad populum bro.
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Oct 13, 2014 22:47
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Oct 13, 2014 22:48
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Costello Jello posted:Portuguese is a made-up language that some wise-cracking Spaniard made as a goof, that's why it sounds so ridiculous. Someone taught it to the Indians in Brazil just to gently caress with them, and then a couple hundred years later Brazil is a rising world power speaking a silly joke language. Be careful with your jokes, is the moral of the story probably, I don't know.
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Oct 13, 2014 22:49
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Oct 13, 2014 22:50
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Oct 13, 2014 22:50
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fuuu
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Oct 13, 2014 22:50
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I've met a lot of people who claimed to be from Portugal, but they all lived in Toronto.
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Oct 13, 2014 22:51
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If Portugal does not exist then who else is responsible for the worst language ever spoken? Edit: Costello Jello posted:Portuguese is a made-up language that some wise-cracking Spaniard made as a goof, that's why it sounds so ridiculous. Someone taught it to the Indians in Brazil just to gently caress with them, and then a couple hundred years later Brazil is a rising world power speaking a silly joke language. Be careful with your jokes, is the moral of the story probably, I don't know. Oh look. Someone beat me to it. It's such a ridiculous language. The Human Crouton fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Oct 13, 2014 |
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Oct 13, 2014 22:53
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I went on holiday to portugal this summer. Although when we got on the plane it was made of cardboard and they just wheeled us into a warehouse and gave us a lot of drugs and then two weeks later I turned up at home naked, so maybe the OP is on to something.
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Oct 13, 2014 22:54
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For most of its civilized history the Iberia peninsula was ruled by either Spaniards or Muslims so I'm like where the gently caress did this Portugal nonsense come from?
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Oct 13, 2014 22:54
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The Human Crouton posted:If Portugal does not exist then who else is responsible for the worst language ever spoken? the worst language is either thai or vietnamese Also, Tolkien invented numerous languages. Could it be that a group of interested individuals took earlier works and languages before coalescing them into a single language designed to look real? Smoking Crow fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Oct 13, 2014 |
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Oct 13, 2014 22:55
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portuegese was esperanto beta
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Oct 13, 2014 22:57
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nomadologique posted:portuegese was esperanto beta Esperanto has a lot of Slavic influence, so it doesn't match up with the "Romantic language."
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Oct 13, 2014 22:58
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yea duh in beta they figured out they needed more slavic to balance out the ui
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Oct 13, 2014 22:59
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I was in Macao and they speak some Portuguese there. Could this while "Portugal" thing be an insidious Chinese plot to infiltrate the EU?!
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Oct 13, 2014 23:00
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I like listening to big, tough mma fighters from Brazil speak their silly made-up language, because they sound like a flaming gay Spaniard humming a kazoo.
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Oct 13, 2014 23:00
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you mean i dated a filthy spaniard midget!?
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Oct 13, 2014 23:04
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Christiano Ronaldo. Portugese footballer. Allegedly. And yet he plays in Spain, for a Spanish club! Wake up sheeple!
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Oct 13, 2014 23:04
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I thought I lived in Portugal but gently caress, now I'm not sure. Also this never happened.
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Oct 13, 2014 23:07
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Oct 13, 2014 23:07
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Camoes posted:I thought I lived in Portugal but gently caress, now I'm not sure. is this where you live?
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Oct 13, 2014 23:08
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are your roads really that sad? 
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Oct 13, 2014 23:09
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nomadologique posted:is this where you live? That does look like my car. nomadologique posted:are your roads really that sad? Not anymore, with EU money, we have three lane highways with no use at all.
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Oct 13, 2014 23:11
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If Portugal does not exist, how do you explain the glory that is Sumol, the only refreshing beverage that will make your vitality soar like on the wings of an eagle?
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Oct 13, 2014 23:12
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lol i remember going to greece for the first time and driving on the highways and feeling so superior "this is what you call highways?" ho ho ho
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Oct 13, 2014 23:13
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Camoes posted:That does look like my car. Two of the three lanes go out of the country, and they were real busy for the first two weeks the roads opened.
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Oct 13, 2014 23:14
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How did the country of Spain not eat Portugal.
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Oct 13, 2014 23:15
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is portugal just an artifact due to low res mapping on apple IIs?
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Oct 13, 2014 23:17
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