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if you think portugal is real then HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN 9/11????
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Oct 14, 2014 02:21
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opus111 posted:I snogged a babe in Portugal. Brit with an imaginary girlfriend spotted.
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Oct 14, 2014 02:27
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At first I was all "what about Deco he was really good wasn't he from Portugal" but then it turns out he was always from Brazil and now I'm starting to see where the OP's coming from
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Oct 14, 2014 02:30
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Maybe Portugal is that big garbage pile off in the ocean just up and floated away.
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Oct 14, 2014 02:41
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opus111 posted:I snogged a babe in Portugal. More evidence against Portugal being real, IMO.
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Oct 14, 2014 02:51
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cool road. well half of it
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Oct 14, 2014 06:32
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ruled for 40 years by a character plagiarized from the harry potter series of young adult fantasy novels
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Oct 14, 2014 06:47
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People keep talking about these "Portugals." But, have you ever actually seen one?... Yeah.. I didn't think so..
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Oct 14, 2014 06:56
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MaliciousBiz posted:People keep talking about these "Portugals." But, have you ever actually seen one?...
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Oct 14, 2014 07:42
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I've been there and confirm its existence. Also it has a big brazil open armed jesus.
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Oct 14, 2014 07:43
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Ramsus posted:I've been there and confirm its existence. Also it has a big brazil open armed jesus. That's wasn't Portugal, that was Kevin Smith's Dogma.
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Oct 14, 2014 07:50
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I always see plenty of Spaniards everywhere, Spanish exchange students, Spanish food, Spanish football players. But Portugese? Only in history books. Maybe they existed at some point but not any more? Like mammoths or sabertooth tigers?
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Oct 14, 2014 08:25
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I have a globe that says it does why would it lie to me?
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Oct 14, 2014 08:32
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proof of concept posted:At first I was all "what about Deco he was really good wasn't he from Portugal" but then it turns out he was always from Brazil and now I'm starting to see where the OP's coming from But what about Pepe? Ahah noob I got you now! Edit - Oh wait, poo poo
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Oct 14, 2014 08:56
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lilljonas posted:I always see plenty of Spaniards everywhere, Spanish exchange students, Spanish food, Spanish football players. But Portugese? Only in history books. Maybe they existed at some point but not any more? Like mammoths or sabertooth tigers? http://lmgtfy.com/?q=christiano+ronaldo
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Oct 14, 2014 09:51
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I don't believe you're real either OP.
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Oct 14, 2014 09:54
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My cousin called me up a couple of hours ago, he was really excited and saying that he had found proof that portugal existed. He asked me to meet him at a nearby library at noon. I've been worried about his mental health lately but I think this is the final straw.
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Oct 14, 2014 10:04
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It once existed, but it drowned under a sea of saliva as every spaniard tried to pronounce a word with several "S"s and unleashed a torrent of camp lisping.
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Oct 14, 2014 10:23
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Spain is a much better country than Portugal. In their effort to combat homophobia they made lisp an integral part of their language so that homos could go around undetected.
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Oct 14, 2014 10:33
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Yesterday someone said to me, "But haven't you read the news? Portugal legalized all drugs." Pfft. What country would be stupid enough to do that? You'd have an easier time trying to convince me that unicorns exist.
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Oct 14, 2014 11:01
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MeLKoR posted:Spain is a much better country than Portugal. In their effort to combat homophobia they made lisp an integral part of their language so that homos could go around undetected. 
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Oct 14, 2014 11:09
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I've worked with several Portuguese people they really do exist.
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Oct 14, 2014 11:15
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concerned mom posted:I've worked with several Portuguese people they really do exist. Great anecdotal evidence 
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Oct 14, 2014 11:18
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Do you have any other explanation for a word like "guisantes" when the latin source was "ervilia"?  It's either that or they just enjoy spiting all over the place.
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Oct 14, 2014 11:19
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I got a blow job from a French girl in Lisbon. That was cool. Portugal is cool.
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Oct 14, 2014 11:27
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A bunch of Spaniards perpetuating the myth of Portugal to feel better about themselves ITT
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Oct 14, 2014 11:29
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Defiant Sally posted:I got a blow job from a French girl in Lisbon. That was cool. Portugal is cool. eh, that's pretty cool, congratz dude.
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Oct 14, 2014 11:41
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Defiant Sally posted:I got a blow job from a French girl in Lisbon. That was cool. Portugal is cool. Did a goblin take video as well?
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Oct 14, 2014 12:22
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Maybe I'll take a trip down the old south american way and see for myself if it's really there or not.
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Oct 14, 2014 12:37
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Costello Jello posted:This is supposed to be a picture of Portugal. Looks fake as poo poo, imo. This was clearly taken inside a building.
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Oct 14, 2014 12:41
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Anyone who claims to be Portuguese is actually a retarded Spaniard who is tricked into it by their ashamed Spanish brothers.
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Oct 14, 2014 12:42
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Smoking Crow posted:the worst language is either thai or vietnamese Vietnamese. It sounds like someone running low-quality gas through a lovely weedeater.
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Oct 14, 2014 13:00
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I knew someone who was studying Portugese, but then he disappeared....spooky....
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Oct 14, 2014 13:01
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I was gonna say I once went to Portugal, but thinking about it, I didn't actually fly the plane myself. So those pilots could have dropped me off wherever they wanted. And I didn't notice because all I did was drink stuff while sitting in the sun 
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Oct 14, 2014 13:17
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drilldo squirt posted:Anyone who claims to be Portuguese is actually a retarded Spaniard who is tricked into it by their ashamed Spanish brothers. You'd expect the spanish would easily corner the world market for vinegar what with all the sour grapes but they couldn't even get that right. 
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Oct 14, 2014 13:20
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Portugal is a very real place you idiots. In 1887 the Portuguese government, sickened with constant likening to being dirty Spaniards began the process of shearing Portugal off from mainland Europe and striking sail to open sea. Ever since the country has sailed the oceans flying pirate colours and taking whatever or whomever they want as they pass.
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Oct 14, 2014 13:31
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Nutsngum posted:Portugal is a very real place you idiots. In 1887 the Portuguese government, sickened with constant likening to being dirty Spaniards began the process of shearing Portugal off from mainland Europe and striking sail to open sea. No, because that would mean that Portugal once existed.
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Oct 14, 2014 14:23
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Smoking Crow posted:No, because that would mean that Portugal once existed. Rather than trying to maintain this fiction you should start asking the important questions "how do we make Portugal not exist in the future". I'm in favor of an ebola epidemic followed by nuclear sterilization but if anyone has a more practical idea...
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Oct 14, 2014 14:26
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"But for good men to do evil things, that takes belief in Portugal." -Neil Degrasse Tyson
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Oct 14, 2014 14:28
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There's supposedly a language called Portuguese, but just like the language of Joseph Smith's Golden Plates, nobody can actually read it, and it's believed to just be a substitution cypher for Spanish.
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