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WHAT MATCH WILL BE THE MAIN EVENT OF HELL IN A CELL
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John Cena vs. Randy Orton 71 36.98%
Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose 121 63.02%
Total: 192 votes
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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

achillesforever6 posted:

Yeah but its a Street Fight so it will definitely be better guys!!!

Better than MNF that is which will be a terrible game
I get to watch JJ Watt murder Big Ben. Who cares how the game is?

bradzilla posted:

So Orton's face turn is probably tonight then. Cool.
I was going to say "that would be really stupid timing" but really stupid is what the WWE is all about so you could be right.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I love that Rollins is so good at being an entitled dick that Randy Orton will be completely justified in turning face on him.

But honestly, I'm a little tired of the Authority again. I liked it when Stephanie was getting pissed off at motorboat hater Brie Bella; I liked it when Hunter was so spitting mad he had to be carried off by security. When you've got entitled assholes in suits, the fun is getting under their skin and embarrassing them. Hunter and Stephanie rarely seem bothered by anything.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Why would Orton turn face and then wrestle Cena next week in a cell

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Luigi Thirty posted:

Why would Orton turn face and then wrestle Cena next week in a cell

"I'm bored, want to sports entertain in a Cell with me?"

"Meh, whatever."

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

Chinston Wurchill posted:

I think so.

Man, HiaC is a total one-match show. Is it too late to rebrand it as Halloween Havoc and have people wrestle in costumes? Maybe a pumpkin carving contest? I just really don't care at this point.

Yes! Halloween Havoc is like my favorite PPV for just the theme alone.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Now if they really wanted to be fun, they'd have Cena do his :smuggo: troll the crowd stuff, have Orton do his :smuggo: troll the crowd stuff and play with everyone making GBS threads on the match regardless. But WWE isn't that clever.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Orton/Cena double turn in the cell.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
Do the big double turn. They can pull it offahahaha

Atticus Finch posted:

Orton/Cena double turn in the cell.

You quick bastard.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Atticus Finch posted:

Orton/Cena double turn in the cell.

Literally, in the cell, half through the match.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

They'll just keep doing that Royal Rumble bit with Cena and Orton dramatically turning and facing each other to total crickets, while somewhere Vince yells "WE'LL KEEP DOING THIS UNTIL YOU LIKE IT. gently caress YOU"

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Didn't someone in the crowd yell 'CENA SUCKS' out of the blue during that dead silence? That was the best.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

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Chinston Wurchill posted:

I think so.

Man, HiaC is a total one-match show. Is it too late to rebrand it as Halloween Havoc and have people wrestle in costumes? Maybe a pumpkin carving contest? I just really don't care at this point.

Stick a chair in the middle of the ring and call it the Electric Hell in a Cell.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
I know the linear championship is whatever, but it's currently Dean Ambrose and that's kind of cool.

The Bee
Nov 25, 2012

Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!

ayn rand hand job posted:

Stick a chair in the middle of the ring and call it the Electric Hell in a Cell.

You're right, making it a big game of musical chairs would be a better use of a ppv.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

The Bee posted:

You're right, making it a big game of musical chairs would be a better use of a ppv.

Jericho's been on the ads for the UK tour so he might be dropping in again soon.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

ayn rand hand job posted:

Stick a chair in the middle of the ring and call it the Electric Hell in a Cell.
Didn't that happen to Abdullah the Butcher once?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Atticus Finch posted:

I get to watch JJ Watt murder Big Ben. Who cares how the game is?
I'm still bitter that the Chiefs hosed up actually retiring that rear end in a top hat

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
The main event for Raw sounds lame and this PPV is a total skip for me.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Striking Yak posted:

Jericho's been on the ads for the UK tour so he might be dropping in again soon.

I think he said he's filling in for the tour and he won't be doing TV.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

On one hand, more Paige! On another, it won't be her wrestling all cool and being champ. :(

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Bigass Moth posted:

The main event for Raw sounds lame and this PPV is a total skip for me.

Ambrose vs Rollins in the cell will be worth your $9.99 alone.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Luigi Thirty posted:

I think he said he's filling in for the tour and he won't be doing TV.

On his interview with Bryan Alvarez today (A free download: http://goo.gl/5ZJQnP), Jericho confirmed it's just live events for the tour but he may appear on one Smackdown.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

TheJoker138 posted:

Ambrose vs Rollins in the cell will be worth your $9.99 alone.

Pretty much, good thing about the Network all I really need is one good match and I no longer feel hosed over. The PPV sounds more flaccid than any has ever sounded recently, but Ambrose/Rollins should be fuckin wonderful.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

TheJoker138 posted:

Ambrose vs Rollins in the cell will be worth your $9.99 alone.

Maybe but it will be on after my bed time.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
I'm going to a pumpkin carving party and will try to watch Ambrose/Rollins on my phone.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Your new Raw announcer is Lilian Garcia and your new Smackdown announcer is Eden Stiles.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Luigi Thirty posted:

Your new Raw announcer is Lilian Garcia and your new Smackdown announcer is Eden Stiles.

Yay for Eden!

I'm not a huge Lilian fan, so eh.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Luigi Thirty posted:

Your new Raw announcer is Lilian Garcia

What could possibly go wrong?

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...



Who doesn't love Dung Donuts? Charlie Haas, probably...

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Reminder that Lilian Garcia is 50 years old and still fine as gently caress.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

oldpainless posted:

Reminder that Lilian Garcia is 50 years old and still fine as gently caress.

Stop horsing around.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

oldpainless posted:

Reminder that Lilian Garcia is 50 years old and still fine as gently caress.

48 but yeah she looks great

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

The original is my favorite Tim & Eric sketch, so this is amazing to me. :allears:

Karl Ontario posted:

I'd say there's a 0% chance Orton turns on tonight's Raw. What would be the purpose of him fighting John Cena on Sunday? Two Faces in the Cell?

Nah, they'll add Kane to make it a triple threat Cell match nobody asked for. If Orton turns I'd be shocked if they didn't.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Did anyone ever upload all of Lillian's ring announcing voiceovers from the RAW 2 game for XBox?

It was like she was 3 bottles of wine into the recording and stopped giving a poo poo

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Codependent Poster posted:

On one hand, more Paige! On another, it won't be her wrestling all cool and being champ. :(

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