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What's the worst thing any of you ahve done as a child? I was a pretty good child, but I knew people who pulled the legs off bugs and tortured small animals, who'd beat up their younger siblings, hell I even knew people who tried to fight teachers back in primary school. Share your stories here, in the box that appears when you click reply.
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Oct 14, 2014 12:14
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I punched my kindergarten principal in the testicles. It was completely unprovoked. I'm pretty sure I just thought it would be a funny thing to do.
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Oct 14, 2014 12:17
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i stretched my mom's vagina until she screamed
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Oct 14, 2014 12:22
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My best friend in first grade called me to tell me her cat got hit by a car and I told her I didn't know what she wanted me to do about it. I also told her I wouldn't be her friend anymore when she said she didn't want to play the same game as me; she cried but I didn't budge. I was probably cruel to her because my little sister had just been born and my family wasn't paying as much attention to me anymore. Sometimes I wish I could find her and apologize for being such a lovely kid.
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Oct 14, 2014 12:24
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SirEvelynTremble posted:i stretched my mom's vagina until she screamed same
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Oct 14, 2014 12:31
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but i was 10
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Oct 14, 2014 12:50
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Up to which age counts as a child?
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Oct 14, 2014 12:52
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Cardiovorax posted:Up to which age counts as a child? I'd say early-to-late teens, the exact point depending on own personal experience. For some people it could be 14, for others, 17.
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Oct 14, 2014 12:53
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In that case, it's seducing a married father with two children, getting him to divorce and then dropping him. I was 14.
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Oct 14, 2014 12:55
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Cardiovorax posted:In that case, it's seducing a married father with two children, getting him to divorce and then dropping him. I was 14. I want to hear more about this story.
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Oct 14, 2014 12:59
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I mean I pushed over some fat old lady when I was like 7 cause she made me mad in the park once but jesus manCardiovorax posted:In that case, it's seducing a married father with two children, getting him to divorce and then dropping him. I was 14. You win
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Oct 14, 2014 13:03
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no they will not posted:I want to hear more about this story. Gridlocked posted:You win
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Oct 14, 2014 13:17
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Isn't this a repeat thread? I cut open a child's head with a rock. He needed stitches. In my defense, I was 5.
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Oct 14, 2014 13:29
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H.H posted:Isn't this a repeat thread? the other thread was full of actual psychopaths coming out of the woodwork to describe all the animals they tortured it was pretty good
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Oct 14, 2014 13:32
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i was so quiet and averse to aggression that the doctor had me tested for the autism  i think the only bad thing i ever did was to run away from home one night to the dog's kennel. got fleas
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Oct 14, 2014 13:36
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Sometimes my dog would growl because he didn't want to be picked up, but I'd pick him up anyway 
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Oct 14, 2014 13:38
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misread title as "worst thing you've done to a child" and thought this going to be yet another gbs mod turning out to have a chequered past anyway, I knocked out 3 of my best friend's teeth out with a hockey stick
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Oct 14, 2014 13:39
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where's that guy who threw his puppy down the stairs because it pissed on him
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Oct 14, 2014 13:45
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I told my sister she was the reason our parents got divorced. Apparently this really stuck with her for the next 20 years.
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Oct 14, 2014 13:46
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When I was eight years old I decided that I could never kill myself.
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Oct 14, 2014 13:47
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Bug mass murderer here... Particularly June Bugs (Those green beetles in the summer.) Didn't hurt anything else other than that black bird I caught that beat itself to death trying to get out of the cage I put it in. I felt pretty lovely about that second one, the bugs not so much.
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Oct 14, 2014 13:47
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Im ade my cat wear a tie like Donkey Kong
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Oct 14, 2014 13:52
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i wasn't a miscarriage
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Oct 14, 2014 13:53
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Torka posted:misread title as "worst thing you've done to a child" and thought this going to be yet another gbs mod turning out to have a chequered past lol if you dont diddle children
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Oct 14, 2014 13:54
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Repeatedly smashed the head of a retarded 6 year old into the concrete until he was unconscious because he cost our team 1st place in the chinese language course competition. Also he came from some messed up family and never had the proper school uniform or was clean. Kinda didn't know he was retarded at the time, just thought he was dumb.
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Oct 14, 2014 13:55
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I know a guy who hosed his cat and older sister when he was twelve. In high school everyone found out and it ruined his life. Good times.
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Oct 14, 2014 14:06
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jenkem
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Oct 14, 2014 17:04
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lets just say buffy was a female dog
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Oct 14, 2014 17:10
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I'm afraid I'm boring--I was the nice kid with emotional issues the other kids picked on growing up, so I didn't really do anything terrible. If we're willing to go all the way up to 17, I totally led my second girlfriend on, rebounding from the first dumping me. I banged her rotten then broke her heart. I still feel kinda bad about it.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:12
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Jombo posted:Repeatedly smashed the head of a retarded 6 year old into the concrete until he was unconscious because he cost our team 1st place in the chinese language course competition. That's messed up you weirdo.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:38
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I pissed in a girls mouth when I was 9. She was like 13 and also she wanted me too so it's not as bad as it sounds. It's much, much worse.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:42
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Climbed up a really high tree with a brick while my friend lured this older kid underneath. I dropped the brick and it missed and thudded into the ground next to him. None of us really thought anything of it and just went back to playing wargames and tag straight after.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:45
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I convinced Colin Powell to support the war in Iraq.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:47
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I called my teenage cousin fat. I was a kid and I still knew what I was doing. She cried. I felt bad for like a week. She wasn't even fat.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:48
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My mom had a jar in the laundry room that she would put change she found in pockets into. Frequently I would take quarters from that change jar, and put them into my own change jar.
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Oct 14, 2014 18:13
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Misandrist Wytch posted:My mom had a jar in the laundry room that she would put change she found in pockets into. Frequently I would take quarters from that change jar, and put them into my own change jar. sinister
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Oct 14, 2014 18:22
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I buried my little cousin in snow and then forgot about him when I went in to go to the bathroom and played videogames for 45 minutes. Someone walking by heard him screaming and dug him out. He didn't stop crying for three hours. Little puse.
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Oct 14, 2014 18:30
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Misandrist Wytch posted:My mom had a jar in the laundry room that she would put change she found in pockets into. Frequently I would take quarters from that change jar, and put them into my own change jar. Jesus.
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Oct 14, 2014 18:32
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My wife once set fire to another kid when she was about 6 or 7 (he was fine, but his shoes were ruined). She also stole and crashed a brand new Jaguar when she was 12. Tip of the loving iceberg. I made my little brother shove a red chili-pepper up his nose because 'pepper makes you sneeze' I made my other little brother bite his own tongue in half by shoving a stick in the spokes of his bike (he's 36 now and still pissed about that one, don't see what his problem is, they sewed it back on, can hardly even see the scar) Kids are loving psychos.
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Oct 14, 2014 18:36
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When I was young, my parents took me to some fancy party and there weren't any other kids my age. The lady living there gave me a handful of Hershey's kisses and told me I should go play with her dog. IT was some tiny little toy poodle thing but it was really smart cause it knew tricks, like sit and stay and the like. The dog looked kind of hungry, and I knew dogs liked treats, so I gave it some chocolate. But it kept on looking at me like it wanted more. So I indulged. When I ran out, I grabbed more chocolate out of the bowl. As far as I know, the damned thing was fine when I was leaving. It died the next day. The neighbor was so heartbroken she died a few months later. I didn't make the connection until I got a dog of my own during college and learned that chocolate is toxic. I always wonder if she ever made the connection. I'll never know. Chances are she was too heartbroken to ever put two and two together.
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Oct 14, 2014 18:48
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