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I think I seduced this grown-rear end man as a child using only my rear end. Though I do tend to delve into hallucinogenic fits of extreme denial, so I could be wrong
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i think i know a cop who might want to find out that place.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 00:38 |
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Muttonchips posted:When I was young, my parents took me to some fancy party and there weren't any other kids my age. The lady living there gave me a handful of Hershey's kisses and told me I should go play with her dog. There isn't enough toxicity in an entire bag of hershey kisses to kill even a small dog, it probably just got hit by a car
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 00:42 |
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PrinceRandom posted:i think i know a cop who might want to find out that place.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 00:44 |
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Cardiovorax posted:No offense, but I don't appreciate that sort of statement even as a joke. I know a few actual rape victims. I'm not one of them. Don't cheapen their suffering like that. what's the gayest thing youve ever done
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 00:46 |
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Cardiovorax posted:Germany. Tell him I said hello and good luck. Looks like we have to invade again
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 00:46 |
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Cardiovorax posted:Germany. Tell him I said hello and good luck. The Germans are not capable of such evil.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 00:47 |
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Looks like we have to invade again Two nukes weren't enough.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 00:49 |
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and by that i meant that he wants to groom a child as a sex slave.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 00:49 |
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Unless he wants to be the sex slave, my example isn't really applicable. I knew what I was looking for and got it. The bad part was taking away the family of two little kids I honestly liked, not the rest of it.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 00:57 |
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:There isn't enough toxicity in an entire bag of hershey kisses to kill even a small dog, it probably just got hit by a car That's why I never thought anything of it.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 01:34 |
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Cardiovorax posted:Unless he wants to be the sex slave, my example isn't really applicable. I knew what I was looking for and got it. The bad part was taking away the family of two little kids I honestly liked, not the rest of it. Wait, you met the kids?
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 01:35 |
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Cardiovorax posted:Unless he wants to be the sex slave, my example isn't really applicable. I knew what I was looking for and got it. The bad part was taking away the family of two little kids I honestly liked, not the rest of it. not exactly what i was expecting in the worst thing i did as a kid thread
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 01:37 |
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I rapedf a fly.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 01:39 |
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Cardiovorax posted:Unless he wants to be the sex slave, my example isn't really applicable. I knew what I was looking for and got it. The bad part was taking away the family of two little kids I honestly liked, not the rest of it. Yeah that sucks that the kids no longer have a dad who likes to gently caress young boys asses.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 01:39 |
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broke a china vase worth a few thousand pounds
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 01:39 |
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Cardiovorax posted:No offense, but I don't appreciate that sort of statement even as a joke. I know a few actual rape victims. I'm not one of them. Don't cheapen their suffering like that. Lmao.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 01:41 |
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no they will not posted:Wait, you met the kids? Cool Blue Reason posted:Yeah that sucks that the kids no longer have a dad who likes to gently caress young boys asses.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 01:43 |
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cynic posted:My wife once set fire to another kid when she was about 6 or 7 (he was fine, but his shoes were ruined). She also stole and crashed a brand new Jaguar when she was 12. Tip of the loving iceberg. psychos are loving kids!
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 01:44 |
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Cardiovorax posted:We spent a lot of time together. I think the boy was a bit autistic, but in the cute way. lol. what the gently caress.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 01:45 |
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Cardiovorax posted:We spent a lot of time together. I think the boy was a bit autistic, but in the cute way. Germany
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 01:50 |
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Cardiovorax posted:We spent a lot of time together. I think the boy was a bit autistic, but in the cute way. Hmm, did u mention to the court that he raped you
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 01:51 |
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wtf dude just admit you were raped that family man raped the hell out of your prepubescent arse
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 01:51 |
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ripped the legs off a lizard and left him on top of a mailbox. i still feel bad about that lol.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 01:55 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:wtf dude just admit you were raped
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 02:00 |
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This thread got dark
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 02:02 |
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Cardiovorax posted:Not in any sense that actually matters. would you like to be an official moderator of the somthing awful forums ??
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 02:06 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:wtf dude just admit you were raped seth macfarlane is n't funny i agree
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 02:07 |
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:This thread got dark guess my post about throwing a cat in the water won't really compete with the prepubescent rear end sex
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:There isn't enough toxicity in an entire bag of hershey kisses to kill even a small dog, it probably just got hit by a car this is true, we had a little weiner dog and she was really crafty. One Christmas my mom left an unopened whole bag of kisses on the table, and she somehow got it off the table, opened it, dumped them all out, unwrapped each one, and ate them all. Then we got home and she was so happy to see us but ashamed of herself she barfed it was like half a pound of mucousy chocolate pudding. Pretty loving sweet. She didn't feel so well, but at the same time she ate an amount of lovely milk chocolate that was a large percentage of her bodyweight. I would puke too. I think it's the dark chocolate that's really poisonous to them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:This thread got dark SniperWoreConverse posted:this is true, we had a little weiner dog and she was really crafty. One Christmas my mom left an unopened whole bag of kisses on the table, and she somehow got it off the table, opened it, dumped them all out, unwrapped each one, and ate them all.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 02:28 |
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I'm kind of depressed now
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 02:31 |
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Well now I feel good because I feel like I let that dog have a little taste of the forbidden fruit. I mean, unless that old lady gave him chocolate treats all the time. Used to think all chocolate was toxic. Very good to know. 10/10 would GBS again.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 02:32 |
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Sound posted:a straight ghetto neighborhood. Wow, welcome to Obama's America.
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 03:30 |
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Cardiovorax posted:For all the wrong reasons, amusingly enough. It was a good relationship, really. The guy did everything he could to make me genuinely happy. I was just a horrible rear end in a top hat at the time for unrelated reasons and hosed over everybody involved spectacularly. I didn't post that story here for nothing. at least it wasn't incest .... oh wait that's legal in germany
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 05:19 |
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Los Lobos posted:if it was a 40 year old man loving a 14 year old girl it would be rape, but because it's a boy it's actually normal and makes sense to well adjusted people. loving 14 year old MEN is okay if you are a woman, acceptable if you are a man, and barrier breaking if you are trans. wtf
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 09:00 |
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just want to say that hitler would not have let that poo poo fly. just something 2 think about
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 09:07 |
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It's actually not a big deal for a 14 year old german boy to seduce an older man with an autistic son
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 09:08 |
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this thread is hosed up lol
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# ? Oct 15, 2014 12:05 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:at least it wasn't incest .... oh wait that's legal in germany
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