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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
The Nazis marched in backwards, the Polish thought they were leaving.

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Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
shut up

BHB
Aug 28, 2011

Spanish Manlove posted:

The Nazis marched in backwards, the Polish thought they were leaving.

i dont think thats a very funny joke franco

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
Haha.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

bonus hole boy posted:

i dont think thats a very funny joke franco

Well then what's the Polish national bird?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
that's not a joke I'm really curious to know what their national bird is

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

bonus hole boy posted:

i dont think thats a very funny joke franco

I thought it was p good, if only becuase of my deep resentment and irrational hatred of the people of poland

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」

Spanish Manlove posted:

that's not a joke I'm really curious to know what their national bird is

it's a stork

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
seems were making about 4 threads a minute right about now in gbs and its all gold

deadking
Apr 13, 2006

Hello? Charlemagne?!
prob. the eagle, it's on their dumb coat of arms or whatever

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Nazi Germany is what you get if christians didn't give a poo poo about PR and fully embraced how hosed up their religion is

It's kind of like Christianity:Nazis = Islam:ISIS

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Spanish Manlove posted:

that's not a joke I'm really curious to know what their national bird is

It's probably the chicken, or the turkey.

Spider Helidon
Nov 4, 2010

by XyloJW
you poke 'em on!

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
i'm also curious as to whether or not a family did indeed die waiting in line to see a movie called "Closed For Winter"

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Spanish Manlove posted:

The Nazis marched in backwards, the Polish thought they were leaving.


according to a poll i saw the other day, the germans shouldnt have invaded his country

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

Spanish Manlove posted:

i'm also curious as to whether or not a family did indeed die waiting in line to see a movie called "Closed For Winter"

hahahah a suitable end for something not quite a person

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
Because of the screen door on their submarine.

Just one of course.

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
How do you see if a car is from Poland?

You see it on the Polish.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
Poland outsmarted everyone with a rocket mission to the sun. How did they survive the heat? They went at night.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
I dunno those guys were always goering some place

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
I have relatives who fought in WW2 this is very disrespectful in my humble opinion

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
poor countries don;t mind so much if a rich country takes over if it means they get more food.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
q: why are there no polish doctors?

a: because of the holocaust

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
why didnt the nazis invade spain

franco was extremely sympathetic to their cause and they didn't want to antagonize a possible ally.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

swampland posted:

q: why are there no polish doctors?

a: because of the holocaust

If a polish intellectual is shot in the forest, and no NKVD officers are there to hear it, does it make a sound?

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
This:



Versus this:

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Morkyz posted:

why didnt the nazis invade spain

franco was extremely sympathetic to their cause and they didn't want to antagonize a possible ally.

lol

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I did Nazi that coming.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
very carefully

Lightanchor
Nov 2, 2012
I am too young to understand what's supposed to be wrong with Polish people

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

ShaqDiesel posted:

This:



Versus this:



Nazis didn't have any of that poo poo until a few years after Poland fell. Poland lost to the loving lovely Wiemar era poo poo because they were so bad.

deadking
Apr 13, 2006

Hello? Charlemagne?!

Hihohe posted:

I did Nazi that coming.

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland?






Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
franco is interested in poles

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
A woman went to see a doctor. "Doctor, I'm in terrible pain."

"Show me where," the doctor said.

The woman put her fingers on her arm, "ohhh, right there."

Then she put her finger on her chest, "Argggh, right there."

Then she put her finger on her stomach, "Owww, right there."

The doctor looked at her, "You're not by any chance Polish, are you?"

"Why, yes," she replied. "Why?"

"You've got a broken finger."

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Polish suicide rate is so low because they keep trying to jump from basement windows.
Please show some sensitivity.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Costello Jello posted:

A woman went to see a doctor. "Doctor, I'm in terrible pain."

"Show me where," the doctor said.

The woman put her fingers on her arm, "ohhh, right there."

Then she put her finger on her chest, "Argggh, right there."

Then she put her finger on her stomach, "Owww, right there."

The doctor looked at her, "You're not by any chance Polish, are you?"

"Why, yes," she replied. "Why?"

"You've got a broken finger."



It had to start somewhere

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
Uh oh.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Spanish Manlove posted:

The Nazis marched in backwards, the Polish thought they were leaving.

The Nazis had tanks. The Polish still wont the last Calvary charge.

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
because they were RUSSIAN ahahahaha

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