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I lived in and around Toledo for 10 years and because of this, I hate Ohio deeply and despair washes over me as soon as my plane touches down when I go out there to visit my family. It's like there's something in the air that depletes serotonin. Had I lived in Cleveland or Columbus maybe I'd have a better opinion of the state though. Last time I was there, we went to a "fancy" (not fancy at all) Italian restaurant near Oak Harbor and my sister's retard hick boyfriend couldn't pronounce loving "rigatoni."
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Ohio needs to legalize weed, that will really set our economy off and give people something to do during the endless, sunless winter months
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Oct 14, 2014 22:00
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BeefThief posted:Ohio needs to legalize weed, that will really set our economy off and give people something to do during the endless, sunless winter months Probably going to do medical and gay marriage ballots in 2015.
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Oct 14, 2014 22:03
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Jst0rm posted:I grew up in akron. I never felt connected to anyone there. I always felt like there was more to life. Then I left. Yes. At 23, I realized that if I didn't leave Ohio soon, chances were pretty good I would commit suicide or drink myself to death, so I loaded up my lovely car with whatever I could fit in it and drove 14 hours out to CT (I had a friend there I could crash with for a few days) with only $500 to my name and no job prospects. It was rough at first, but it was the best decision I've ever made. I've moved around a bit since then, but no other place made me feel desperate to leave like Ohio did. My old gay bestfriend still lives there, out in the sticks, and he still faces homophobia a lot and I don't understand why the gently caress he doesn't just leave there already and go to a coast, where hardly anyone gives a poo poo if you're gay anymore. Leaving just seems like a really huge, insurmountable thing for a lot of people, I guess.
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Huh I guess Marilyn Manson's mom died last May. Posted a touching tribute on his Facebook page, 'cause no one goes to Canton. Apparently I grew up not far from the wacky little devil, but I went to a normal school while he went to some Heritage Academy. Great job they did. Masturbasturd fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Oct 14, 2014 |
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Oct 14, 2014 22:09
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There are lovely parts of every state, but Ohio is charming for how upbeat people are about the shittiness. Especially Cleveland. I grew up here then went to Chicago for 7 years for school and work, then moved back here. It's been pretty dank so far except when I lived downtown because downtown pretty much sucks balls
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there's a commercial that plays on the radio encouraging tourism in Ohio (why they're playing this in Ohio is beyond me) that features people saying hi from wherever. The one that sticks out to me is the one for Marblehead because the lady says "hi" like she's trying to get you to say hello back and she knows you can see her waving at you and I swear to god if you make me come over there and say "Earth to whatever the poo poo your name is" I will loving gut you, and a dude who I can only assume is supposed to be her husband jumps in to say "from Marblehead" with fake cheer like he can compensate for his wife's bitchiness and be all come on Janet I thought we agreed we would enjoy ourselves so we had something good to bring the to marriage counselor. Ohio tourism in a nut shell.
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Oct 14, 2014 22:14
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*takes giant poo poo * Moozies on back to Texas thread leaving toilet paper in Ohio
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texaholic posted:*takes giant poo poo * I went to Houston once and there was a guy pushing a shopping cart full of scrap aluminum down main street at 7am. also a guy trying to open every car door in a big parking lot and lots of people doing heroin on the streets. Ohio isn't perfect but it's far from the fly infested anarchic hell that is Texas. this is my review.
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Mooktastical posted:Ok Ohiogoons, what's the best restaurant in C-bus? Cameron Mitchell restaurants are pretty good across the board (I'm quite a fan of The Pearl). Katalina's in Victorian Village is pretty loving bomb, and we have Jeni's ice cream which will kick your local ice cream parlor's rear end. Basically move to the Short North if you like good food.
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The only thing I miss about ohio is fall. Fall time is best time in ohio.
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BeefThief posted:I went to Houston once and there was a guy pushing a shopping cart full of scrap aluminum down main street at 7am. also a guy trying to open every car door in a big parking lot and lots of people doing heroin on the streets. Ohio isn't perfect but it's far from the fly infested anarchic hell that is Texas. this is my review. Good take, thank you.
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BelDin posted:I live at least 60 miles away from any major city here, and it sucks. Our entire county has less than 30k people and doesn't have a city anymore. Our county seat has been downgraded to a village after the last census. Fellow Ashtabula goon
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Non-OH goon here, sorry I'm not thread making GBS threads I just thought I'd say hello to you as I was flying over this thread.
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Mahoning posted:Do any other Ohio goons have their username as the Ohio county they grew up in? I loving drove down the streed and somebody had a huge sign in their yard that said "JIMBOS DEAD" and I drat near wrecked SammyWhereAreYou posted:I lived in and around Toledo for 10 years and because of this, I hate Ohio deeply and despair washes over me as soon as my plane touches down when I go out there to visit my family. It's like there's something in the air that depletes serotonin. Had I lived in Cleveland or Columbus maybe I'd have a better opinion of the state though. yeah but once you have it totally depleted it gets to the point where it cant recover. That's when "good" and "bad" don't matter anymore and normal human emotions don't apply anymore I basically sit on my porch and drink, go to work, post here, and watch everything decay lol every house on my street burned down except for 3
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Oct 14, 2014 23:07
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Whats high in the middle and round on the ends?
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Whats high in the middle and round on the ends? Me I'm a pot addled quadriplegic
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BeefThief posted:There are lovely parts of every state, but Ohio is charming for how upbeat people are about the shittiness. Especially Cleveland. I grew up here then went to Chicago for 7 years for school and work, then moved back here. It's been pretty dank so far except when I lived downtown because downtown pretty much sucks balls Hey, there are some great and fun places to go in Cleveland! Such as
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
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Three-Phase posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY Mike Polk Jr. is so cool. We talk on Twitter sometimes once and he really is like the Louis CK of Cleveland comedians, I don't really know who that is, so substitute the best comic, I only listen to local comedy 
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Oct 14, 2014 23:20
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Greenhouse Tavern in Cleveland is so goddamn good
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Oct 14, 2014 23:31
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Darf posted:Greenhouse Tavern in Cleveland is so goddamn good I went to E. 4th at 11PM on a Friday and everybody was gone and the bars were putting all the chairs up. I guess our city likes to get to bed early, or at least the 40 year olds who stink up the bar scene on E. 4th
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Oct 14, 2014 23:34
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Darf posted:Greenhouse Tavern in Cleveland is so goddamn good when i went to the greenhouse tavern the hipster waiter told me that ordering a double G&T wouldn't make the drink stronger  there's a place next to the west side market that owns too
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Oct 14, 2014 23:34
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There's this little coffee shop at Shaker Square that's pretty nice. Best thing in all of Cleveland is the Microcenter at Mayfield Heights. West side of town really needs a Whole Foods though.
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Darf posted:Fellow Ashtabula goon A dude from Ashtabula was my roommate freshman year of college. First day (like, with people still moving in), he starts flirting with one of the girls across the hall and breaks out the "I don't mind blacks, but I hate niggers" line.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Whats high in the middle and round on the ends? Is it a dick
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Three-Phase posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
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"Well of COURSE they serve fresh fish honey, it says so right there on the sign! And even if they do freeze it, what's the matter? You like fish sticks don't you?"
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Michael Corleone posted:Mike Polk Jr. is so cool. We talk on Twitter sometimes once and he really is like the Louis CK of Cleveland comedians, I don't really know who that is, so substitute the best comic, I only listen to local comedy What's your account? I follow two other Browns goons (Hockles, Ham), and I'm trying to complete the list lol. Bip Roberts posted:*posts Rush Limbaugh theme song* I've been to the mall she sings about it. It's pretty nice actually.
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Oct 15, 2014 02:55
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that episode of kitchen nightmares is hilarious it's freshly frozen!
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Justice cannot write a song about Ohio without the help of superior states https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVIe2hwysW0 Right on
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if youre ever in chardon ohio and find ur way to the maple city tavern ask for me ill make u some good food
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I looked at relocating to a job in Cincinnati but decided that it wouldn't be a good idea to willingly move to a landlocked rust belt city.
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Cthulu Carl posted:A dude from Ashtabula was my roommate freshman year of college. Well Do you like them?
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Michael Corleone posted:Mike Polk Jr. is so cool. We talk on Twitter sometimes once and he really is like the Louis CK of Cleveland comedians, I don't really know who that is, so substitute the best comic, I only listen to local comedy Mike Polk isn't even from Cleveland, which makes it pretty funny that he is like their spokesman now. He's actually from Warren which Youngstown claims as part of its ungodly metro area. So he's all ours.
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If you don't like Ohio it's because you didn't like your life here and rarely does the city or state that you grew up in matter. If you've posted 7 times in this thread about how you hate Ohio I'm sorry you're a loser, Ohio didn't make you one, you would of been a loser in any other midwest state. Same with some of the bad qualities of the state "People said the N word", Uhm, have you been to any other state in the U.S.? News flash retards every city in America is segregated and full of trash. Anyway, last year I was in Russia about 500 miles east of Moscow and it was funny when people in russia asked me "How's the weather for ya? Cold I bet?" and it was like no actually it's currently colder in NE Ohio.
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Rap Music and Dope posted:If you don't like Ohio it's because you didn't like your life here and rarely does the city or state that you grew up in matter. If you've posted 7 times in this thread about how you hate Ohio I'm sorry you're a loser, Ohio didn't make you one, you would of been a loser in any other midwest state. Same with some of the bad qualities of the state "People said the N word", Uhm, have you been to any other state in the U.S.? News flash retards every city in America is segregated and full of trash.
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My boyfriend lives in Athens. Is there anything to do at Ohio university? What are the good places to eat? According to him you just get high there.
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