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Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Dear GBS,

I have a problem. I have two brothers. One brother is in advertising, the other was put to death in the electric chair for a gruesome multiple murder. My mother died from insanity caused by syphilis when I was three years old. My sisters are prostitutes, and my father sells narcotics to high school students. Recently I met a girl who was just released from prison. She was sentenced for smothering her illegitimate child to death. I want to marry her.

My problem is – if I marry this girl, should I tell her about my brother in advertising?

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Hohohoho. What a lark, OP!
Your japes and jests amuse us all.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Applewhite posted:

Hohohoho. What a lark, OP!
Your japes and jests amuse us all.

thanks, dog guy.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

whats squadahlah

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

a hole-y ghost posted:

whats squadahlah

It means no worries

for the rest of your days

When the world seems tough

And you've just had enough

Shout SQUUA~DAH~LAH~ And be merry once again

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