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Coffee's bitter and gross and disgusting and it burns my mouth every time i try to drink it. To even make it palatable you have to chill in, and combine it with milk and whipped cream and chocolate or caramel. How do you even manage to keep this poo poo down, GBS?
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Coffee's my favorite
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Oct 14, 2014 17:18
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I worked in a Starbucks in school part time and I was the only male employee
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Oct 14, 2014 17:20
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everythingWasBees posted:Coffee's bitter and gross and disgusting and it burns my mouth every time i try to drink it. To even make it palatable you have to chill in, and combine it with milk and whipped cream and chocolate or caramel. It's undrinkable sludge without cream and sugar OP.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:20
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Coffee is actually quite good and i enjoy a cup of dark roasted coffee in the morning no milk, no sugar. just black 
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Oct 14, 2014 17:21
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If you're not drinking bat poo poo coffee 24/7 then I think you'll find the joke is on you.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:21
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Oct 14, 2014 17:22
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yeah i dont like coffee, tea for me please
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Oct 14, 2014 17:22
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gggiiimmmppp posted:
They have those on the grown-up menu too! And they give you even more of them!
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Oct 14, 2014 17:24
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Tiler Kiwi posted:yeah i dont like coffee, tea for me please http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3672110
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Oct 14, 2014 17:24
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gggiiimmmppp posted:
I drink bitter poison because everyone tells me that's what adults do! Hurr!
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Oct 14, 2014 17:25
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Tiler Kiwi posted:yeah i dont like coffee, tea for me please Tea is good.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:25
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Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea
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Oct 14, 2014 17:25
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#firstcup
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Oct 14, 2014 17:25
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double grounds half water brew strong drink coffee so strong your teeth feel it and it smells like cat piss and gives you the liquid poo
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Oct 14, 2014 17:27
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I have 4 different coffee-making apparatuses in my apartment and I don't know why
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Oct 14, 2014 17:27
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Coffee and tea are both good for you they have antioxidants
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Oct 14, 2014 17:27
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Realtalk: Aeropress is some real snake oil poo poo.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:28
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Coffee is good, bitter things are good, thank you for reminding me that it's time for my third coffee (black of course)
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Oct 14, 2014 17:28
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As I get older I'm starting to enjoy black coffee more. This means I'll be gay by the time I'm thirty. Starbucks train runners 4 lyfe.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:28
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I have a jura capresso coffee maker that I salvaged and fixed up, it just needed a $4 replacement button in the bit that registers if the tray is closed. That's like $800 saved. It's basically a self-contained espresso machine that grinds my beans to order, it loving owns
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Oct 14, 2014 17:29
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Monkey Fracas posted:I have 4 different coffee-making apparatuses in my apartment and I don't know why The coffee will taste a little different in each one but the most important thing is that they will make coffee, and coffee is good.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:30
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coffee gently caress yeah!
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Oct 14, 2014 17:30
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Most coffee is rancid and spoiled by the time you drink it which is why it's acidic or bitter. Drink freshly roasted coffee that's like no more than a week old and get back to me.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:31
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Goons told me to get a moka pot but I'm constantly disappointed in the coffee it makes unless I do it on low and let it take like 20 minutes to boil and I can't sit in the kitchen waiting for coffee that long without getting distracted and then it makes a mess can't go wrong with a coffee press in a pinch, also turkish coffee is magical if you're an adult who appreciates strong coffee
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Oct 14, 2014 17:31
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Coffee is the loving poo poo. It makes you peppy. It makes you poop. It makes you paranoid.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:32
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even if you don't like coffee you should drink it with dessert at a restaurant to balance and enhance a sweet cake or something that's good
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Oct 14, 2014 17:34
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Whaddup coffee crew Drinking that right now before my meeting.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:35
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Monkey Fracas posted:even if you don't like coffee you should drink it with dessert at a restaurant to balance and enhance a sweet cake or something what about Milk i like Milk
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Oct 14, 2014 17:36
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everythingWasBees posted:what about Milk milk is for babies. ok it's the truth
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Oct 14, 2014 17:37
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gggiiimmmppp posted:I have a jura capresso coffee maker that I salvaged and fixed up, it just needed a $4 replacement button in the bit that registers if the tray is closed. That's like $800 saved. It's basically a self-contained espresso machine that grinds my beans to order, it loving owns Sounds cool, I'm happy for your find! Have a great day!
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Oct 14, 2014 17:39
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I drink coffee and smoke cigs coz I'm a recovering addict, it owns.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:41
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I used to make really fancy coffee everyday at work but my new job has a big carafe of free coffee and I enjoy that too even if it's kind of lovely coffee sometimes.
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Oct 14, 2014 17:42
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Also this is kind of a catchy song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr5AIKRPIHo
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Oct 14, 2014 17:42
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I like coffee i don't live in austin anymore though, which sucks cuz they have some really really good coffee shops there  and all the coffee shops also serve beer and wine which is fun and good
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Oct 14, 2014 17:44
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Sax posted:I like coffee 
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Oct 14, 2014 17:44
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everythingWasBees posted:what about Milk but milk is not bitter I like bitter and sweet things together
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Oct 14, 2014 17:57
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Monkey Fracas posted:but milk is not bitter asparagus and chocolate
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Oct 14, 2014 17:58
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okay i kinda want to try that now
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Oct 14, 2014 17:58
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naem posted:I worked in a Starbucks in school part time and I was the only male employee every male barista is gay so is that an admission
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