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My dick looks like someone sliced a hot dog open and stuffed it with marbles
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 12:25 |
pics or you're making it up
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:06 |
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My dick looks like a clown got sick of making balloon animals and decided to make balloon animals' dicks instead.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:06 |
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My dick looks like a really small dirt road covered in gravel and garbage.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:09 |
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My dick looks like some one took a pair of earbud headphones and glued the ear buds together
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:11 |
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my dick is actually really big, thick and handsome. it's been used as stunt dicks in porno it's so good sucks for you hosed up dickers
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:11 |
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Countdown to smegma pics
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:12 |
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my dick has a hole on the end of it and pee pee comes out!!! lol!!!
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:13 |
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my grand ma knitted a sweater for my dick, but she forgot to keep my balls cozy
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:14 |
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ya small too
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:15 |
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my dick is long and serpentine. It drags behind me when I drive, and is covered in tread marks. My neighbor confused it for his garden hose. His garden has a lot more seeds now, than what he planted.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:17 |
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I haven't seen other dicks so I don't know
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:19 |
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My penis used to look like a used condom full of moldy porridge, but then I cut it off and replaced it with a 16" black rubber dildo. Now I get complements all the time.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:19 |
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My dick's more sad than anything else. It's just a sad dick.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:19 |
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The diuck of Fat Lowtax squirts a single cummy tear. Another lonely day.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:20 |
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I too am circumcised OP lol just kidding my dick is normal
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:20 |
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My dick has a pointy head. It is apparently designed for sliding through unwilling thighs and penetrating unwilling vaginas.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:20 |
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Wizchine posted:My dick has a pointy head. It is apparently designed for sliding through unwilling thighs and penetrating unwilling vaginas. qouting to link if you ever become a mod, rape doer
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:22 |
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Wizchine's pointy dick is well known as the inspiration for Harry Nilsson's 1971 ode to Sharp Dicks, Me And My Arrow
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:23 |
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I have a second, smaller dick growing out of the first one.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:24 |
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1978. the wildest rear end gasps as his urethra splits open and a second, smaller dick protrudes. his lover, H.R. Geiger, suddenly rushes out of the room. "Sorry, my love, my muse! I've become inspired." he calls.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:26 |
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Funnypost Collabo posted:My dick looks like someone sliced a hot dog open and stuffed it with marbles ppl pays a lot of money to do that in africa and poor asian countries op you should feel blessed by god:) Have a wonderful day!
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:29 |
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I've been told that my dick is the most beautiful, perfectly formed dick on this planet by many, many women. It's just a shame it's 3" long.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:30 |
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cynic posted:I've been told that my dick is the most beautiful, perfectly formed dick on this planet by many, many women. It's just a shame it's 3" long. heh it's funny because that's really short!!!!!
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:32 |
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I'm disappointed by the lack of smegma in this thread
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:33 |
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Anus penis.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 18:33 |
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:00 |
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Jizz Festival posted:heh it's funny because that's really short!!!!! The funny thing is that a 3" dick looks the same size as a 6" dick from half the distance away.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:02 |
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my dick is prefixed by the phrase "John Carpenter's"
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:05 |
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a lot of goons tlak about their uncut dicks, so yeah there are a lot of gross dicks here
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:08 |
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Guancho posted:a lot of goons tlak about their uncut dicks, so yeah there are a lot of gross dicks here I love my foreskin and it loves me. Sometimes I stretch it out between my fingers like a tiny sail and blow on it and imagine that I'm floating out to sea on a majestic voyage.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:11 |
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i have coarse hair growing up the entire length of my shaft
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:12 |
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My dick has 25 needles stuck in it because I had bad thoughts and it was the only way.
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:13 |
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My butt is... ...wait
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:16 |
i love my dick just the way it is even though it is objectively terrible it's not like i can grow another so i might as well accept it right?
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:18 |
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my dick looks like a collander glued to the end of a broomstick
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:19 |
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Yes
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:38 |
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haven't seen my dick in a while but last i saw it it was pretty hosed up
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:41 |
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I do op, but I bought this book http://www.amazon.de/How-Live-Huge-Penis-Meditations/dp/1594743061 and it's been helping me out a lot so far. Can advice it to anyone with the same big problem that I have
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# ? Oct 14, 2014 19:47 |
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I have a scarred foreskin that's over an inch long
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