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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

My dick looks like someone sliced a hot dog open and stuffed it with marbles

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Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

pics or you're making it up

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

My dick looks like a clown got sick of making balloon animals and decided to make balloon animals' dicks instead.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

My dick looks like a really small dirt road covered in gravel and garbage.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

My dick looks like some one took a pair of earbud headphones and glued the ear buds together

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
my dick is actually really big, thick and handsome. it's been used as stunt dicks in porno it's so good

sucks for you hosed up dickers

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Countdown to smegma pics

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

my dick has a hole on the end of it and pee pee comes out!!! lol!!!

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

my grand ma knitted a sweater for my dick, but she forgot to keep my balls cozy

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
ya small too

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

my dick is long and serpentine. It drags behind me when I drive, and is covered in tread marks. My neighbor confused it for his garden hose. His garden has a lot more seeds now, than what he planted.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
I haven't seen other dicks so I don't know

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

My penis used to look like a used condom full of moldy porridge, but then I cut it off and replaced it with a 16" black rubber dildo. Now I get complements all the time.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


My dick's more sad than anything else. It's just a sad dick.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

The diuck of Fat Lowtax squirts a single cummy tear. Another lonely day.

NOT NOW GRANDPA
Dec 6, 2005

I too am circumcised OP


lol just kidding my dick is normal

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
My dick has a pointy head. It is apparently designed for sliding through unwilling thighs and penetrating unwilling vaginas.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Wizchine posted:

My dick has a pointy head. It is apparently designed for sliding through unwilling thighs and penetrating unwilling vaginas.

qouting to link if you ever become a mod, rape doer :twisted:

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Wizchine's pointy dick is well known as the inspiration for Harry Nilsson's 1971 ode to Sharp Dicks, Me And My Arrow

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

I have a second, smaller dick growing out of the first one.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

1978. the wildest rear end gasps as his urethra splits open and a second, smaller dick protrudes. his lover, H.R. Geiger, suddenly rushes out of the room. "Sorry, my love, my muse! I've become inspired." he calls.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

Funnypost Collabo posted:

My dick looks like someone sliced a hot dog open and stuffed it with marbles

ppl pays a lot of money to do that in africa and poor asian countries op you should feel blessed by god:)

Have a wonderful day!

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



I've been told that my dick is the most beautiful, perfectly formed dick on this planet by many, many women. It's just a shame it's 3" long.

Jizz Festival
Oct 30, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

cynic posted:

I've been told that my dick is the most beautiful, perfectly formed dick on this planet by many, many women. It's just a shame it's 3" long.

heh it's funny because that's really short!!!!!

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I'm disappointed by the lack of smegma in this thread

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Anus penis.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Jizz Festival posted:

heh it's funny because that's really short!!!!!

The funny thing is that a 3" dick looks the same size as a 6" dick from half the distance away.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

my dick is prefixed by the phrase "John Carpenter's"

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
a lot of goons tlak about their uncut dicks, so yeah there are a lot of gross dicks here

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Guancho posted:

a lot of goons tlak about their uncut dicks, so yeah there are a lot of gross dicks here

I love my foreskin and it loves me. Sometimes I stretch it out between my fingers like a tiny sail and blow on it and imagine that I'm floating out to sea on a majestic voyage.

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES
i have coarse hair growing up the entire length of my shaft

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
My dick has 25 needles stuck in it because I had bad thoughts and it was the only way.

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
My butt is...


...wait

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

i love my dick just the way it is even though it is objectively terrible

it's not like i can grow another so i might as well accept it right?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



my dick looks like a collander glued to the end of a broomstick

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Yes

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer
haven't seen my dick in a while but last i saw it it was pretty hosed up

demonicon
Mar 29, 2011
I do op, but I bought this book http://www.amazon.de/How-Live-Huge-Penis-Meditations/dp/1594743061 and it's been helping me out a lot so far. Can advice it to anyone with the same big problem that I have

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Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

I have a scarred foreskin that's over an inch long

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